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#feelthemuffintop #hipsdontlie
Jan 2, 2019 5:35 AM
thereoncewasapenguin
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#feelthemuffintop #hipsdontlie
BoozeHound001
Pfffttt posers, I was fate before it was the holidays
Turner17
Yup. I've gained 15 lbs this holiday season...
khensu83
Ha that’s was me after all the dam food my sister cooked for Christmas and Boxing Day and New Years.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
I may be a guy but I'm an expert on that, just make sure you zip properly and unbutton it, then use a belt. I love C. Cassandra comics.
NiggikamEnkiA
I like C.Cassandra. always upvote.
ATreeWithSunglasses
not the most difficult fap
dietluigi
Plump is good
FreshWater13
dude I feel this so hard. My pants are definitely fitting a little tighter
TheRicM
Germanswisscheese
Of the few things I got in the genetic lottery, staying exactly 200 lbs is one of them
Gobblezz
Or get so stressed about something that you don't eat normally for a week thus you loose all the weight you gained from Christmas.
DiceyBusiness
grimwit
Yo, if it matters, bellies are super comfy to lay my head on.
Bartacomus
let the peter belly loose damnit
ChronikDiabetes
You wear sweat pants for a month and then wonder why your jeans don't fit
FullSpeedAhead
To be real, she needs a muffin-top sketched on there.
zelmeno
Got to get the zipper up before you let it out.
HeiheiForPresident
Rookie mistake
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I usually start with the zipper and attempt to finish with the button...
blackholevoid10011
I hate it
blackholevoid10011
I hate it
KanedaWhatDoYouSee
I'm a guy and this is me right now as well.
6Oh4
It's universal.
GloriousEdgeLord
Well I went on a diet in Dec, lost 3 kg. Also trained more than usual because lots of free time.
GloriousEdgeLord
Feels good to make progress when most others backslide.
pancakeonhead
You wear a sports bra too?
whitewater0034
I put on 2 kilos over christmas, feel so disappointed inmyself. But damn did I enjoy doing it!
imaBme
Guys have legs and stomachs?!?
TheCyclingEngineer
No, just stumps and beer bellys
Divra
Have an updoot, damn your eyes.
suzietuesday
Festively Plump
suchasillysausage
Can I still call it that in August?
Ferrous
Nothing wrong with a little extra dessert on the 252nd day of Christmas.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I was going to ask if I could use that term year round, because that is my permanent body description.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Celebrating life everyday, yeah!
TheGreatWizpoo
CatnipPhilosophy
What if the girl in panel 1 is his type
TheAussieNerd
Grenades, 'cause if you mention their tummy they explode
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
yeah, tum tums, I love tum tums.
Grim1337
Bunuslippur
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
You have a type, large busted, with a only slightly squishy tummy. Unfortunately not many real women have that body type.
hartmonica
Lol yeah someone tell that guy that hairstyles aren’t types
AllTheOtherNamesWereTaken1234567
He knows he has a type, he's lying to not admit it. There's loads of that meme.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I'm sorry guys, I wasn't trying to be rude. I'd been drinking and my response was funny to me. I wasn't trying to call him wrong or a liar.
Okayokayokok
Oh please.
lucivjovy
You trying to tell them they’ve got the wrong type? You’re nuts, go home.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
But.. but.. I am home..
SpiralNihilism
OWN YOUR TASTE, COWARD! SAVOUR YOUR PLEASURES LIKE POWERTHIRST SAVOURS THE DEATH OF YOUR THIRRRRRST. NOW IN NEW CHRISTMAS CAKE WAIFU FLAVOR!
januskincaid
Rawberry, Manana, and Gun!
SpiralNihilism
ITS LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STOOORM