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May 16, 2026 9:48 PM
GetMeAReubenSandwich
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Glenalth
It would also be number of enemies killed in Destiny 2.
ImAWeirdMom
Heartbeats
Nukls
screen time
dailysuicidalthoughts
Depression.
Spaceboyardee
Deep loneliness
gorillaClutch
Cranking the hog
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Volume of fart gas produced
killertomato842
nice try fbi agent
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Sebastopol140
Stealth... when I'm around attractive people.
jimhotep
Time sitting perfectly still.
xeoxion
Procrast….. I’ll finish it later
lackadaisycull
faptime
LespritDeLescalier22
Poop time
darthstormer
Fat. Oh wait, I have that stat tracker already and it depresses me every morning.
DaHayHay
Cholesterol
Primotimewaster
The ability to hide my deep depression around people. Especially coworkers.
notsurewhattocallthis
Emotional Stealth
Raventhief
Shitty luck.
TinaEveFox
I was going to say: Amount of red lights hit, but yours about sums it up.
MrKNRJ
boring, but number of heartbeats
Shpadoinkleman
Depression
Samja192
Wow, some really depressing answers in this comment section...
nimeton0
Number of memes stolen.
irespectfullycourtyermam
Simpsons quotes seasons 3 to 10
Hexidimentional
Blood pressure, 265/180, best they can figure is i've always been hypertensive i jsut got old enough for it to be a problem
zanaria
Tolerance to stupid people...
mastertmo
Never really had self-esteem issues. :D Intelligence.
mastertmo
Followed very closely by Modesty. :D
SardineGoblin
Fecal girth.
OmenJones
HowManyDicksWouldaDickbuttButtIfaDickbuttCouldButtDicks
Do you have a poop knife?
myballshurt
"Ohhh hot hot hot hot"
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Cheese is your best bet. LOL
dirtmarker
Your username should be the Load Ranger