Nature's Toothbrush

Jan 6, 2017 1:50 PM

brokenshutter

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funny

Are we going to just ignore the fact that it says that celery is rubbed for your pleasure?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ribbed for xtra pleasure"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh if she don't cum, tickle her bum with a bunch of celery

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I see these stuff in porn site, it means it's time to stop and reflect back on my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does it say ribbed for xtra pleasure... i thought this was celery!?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That gape

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ribbed for xtra pleasure. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if i had a dime for every time this is posted i'd probably have about tree fiddy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ribbed for extra pleasure !?!?! What the ^#}% are people doing with their celery? Nooooo wait did I just ask that ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this is how celery is ribbed for my pleasure, WOW have i been using it wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rescuing the corn you haven't eaten in weeks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have that comic. Then my GF at the time destroyed it by putting band stickers on it. Still pissed 18 years later.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So stick celery up your ass. Got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

celery is only good for fiber, has little to no taste, and slim amount of vitamins. eat a bowl of cereal mate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet there are places you can pay good money to have a person in a celery costume perform this service for you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting so FP has to see this

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wow, been using celery wrong all these years...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Might as well eat rope and yank it through" Sighs the waitress colleague to Michelle Pfeiffer in Frankie and Johnny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His face is the best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ribbed for pleasure? I've been using wrong for so many years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate it when my veggies come alive and try to stick a toothbrush up my ass

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

You spelled love wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I wish I could give you more upvotes. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so good...

9 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 2

deeper daddy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That made me laugh a little good job Sir!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ooh Lala! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ribbed for extra pleasure.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it is SO relevant!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squeal like a pig

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So am I supposed to scrub with a toothbrush, the celery, or attach the toothbrush to the celery?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions. Anybody? We need answers here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This weekend has regret written all over it now. Thanks @OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Shoved a bunch of celery up ass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean that's not how I was supposed to use it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 451 Dislikes 2

Well, everyday is a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean... If it were in his booty hole it'd be at a different angle. Still relevant tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing. This is perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been saving this gif for this moment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean I'm not even mad you took top comment from me, that is just amazing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Da fuq?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think anyone else commenting at this point would just be a waste of time.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This gif will vault this post farther than before. Also, anyone have any copy toner or white out?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Looks like you have a gallery of those...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do ... do you have more ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How in the fuck did you find a gif so relevant?

9 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 1

MR To the relevance of this gif!

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

And so quick, too.

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