Bites

Jul 7, 2015 3:18 AM

Bites

Not sure what bit me, but it got me good. No banana, finger for scale.

Alligator. I know that bite anywhere.

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Dermatologist here. I'm sorry to say, but you only have three weeks to live.

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You wanna know how I got these bumps?

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Two aspirin, call me in the morning

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Mosquitters

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Well now you have to burn your house down.

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Careful for scabies

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Gonaherpe-Ciphilaids for sure

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bed bugs

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Nah, bed bugs bite in rows as they slowly work up - but then again, this could also be an allergic reaction to a bite or something...

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WebMD says it's cancer, or maybe diabetes.

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Vampire bats.

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My friend died from that...

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You have the HIV.

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Full blown AIDS?

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