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Literally me btw
I wish I used more beehives in the new Zeldas. I guess mainly the first one.
I was thinking Trevor, but it gets a reasonable amount of hate.
spidermenz
#21 that's the coolest thing I've seen all day
EroticZombiePants
#11 Don't worry. That's just how the Irish express affection.
SalmySwims
#15 My aunt and I chose what I called the Mass Effect rules of engagement. She had the long-range wasp killer (Infiltrator) and I had the close range wasp killer (Vanguard). Too many wasps in the Verde Valley.
theshinobi23
#15 I use water with a heavy amount of dish soap, in a spray bottle. Kills them very fast. After removing the nest once they're all dead, I use a bit of peppermint oil to keep them from returning. We have a ton of wasps in the area, but they typically leave my house alone since I started doing it this way.
emu314159127001
#26 when I'm at the vet and a dog noses me, i kneel and give the dog some attention, but ignore the human with them unless they say something. I am not on the spectrum.
wanderer2575
When I'm walking the sidewalk or a trail, I always greet every dog I pass coming the other way. I may or may not even acknowledge the accompanying human.
Clayman8
#29 "bc fuck you thats why" has been my go to for a solid decade now and i love the effectiveness of it.
slopwizard
Guy in the turnip truck: "you were expecting an ice cream man?"
TallynNyntyg
Nintendo: "You were expecting us to not sue?"
hightechpirate
#29 For Narnia!
jonesProblemCat
For Frodo
MuffinProof
FOR THE HORDE!
InablueMule
#15 They knew who did it!
Sebastopol140
#6
L0rdinquisit0r
#11 the plastics?
admweirdbeard
#3 perfect song if the truck sells giant fuckin turnips
emu314159127001
#8 "No sweetie, it was the little wedge stylus we used for those clay tablets."
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
#2 You can call the "call a random swede" and ask...
thelastboomer
#15
PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
#5 Teenage Militant Ninja Turtles!
SedatedSl0th
I saw a random guy in Walmart today wearing a Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles shirt today. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and RAN back to confront him. It was glorious and only the two of us got it.
StoneTalon
Cowabungoorah!
Ac1dBurn72
I'm glad I wasn't the only one whose brain tried to trick with that one.
IMustGrowUpReally
#21 90% of that boat should be below the surface, but because it's shaped like a boat and contains air, it floats high. That ice must be seriously confused.
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#15 (For that last guy.) Days since I saw someone die on the internet: 0.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
That poor bastard
SedatedSl0th
#3 HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HES DOING. Also that’s my ringtone so that threw me for a loop.
ArcaneM37
#7 clearly a tulip bulb.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#9 🔊
MyDogTige
#13 as the days go by....
TheCornBanana
WitchIrkalla
#20 a woman in my mom group has three kids. They are named Hayden, Brayden, and Kayden....... i hate this woman with a rage that would normally be reserved for buring cities.
stonetemplefox05
FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!!!
Arakon
#9 I fricking knew it was going to be crazy train before I even unmuted...
EntropyReign
is that audio from one of the dudes with a PVC slap-a-phone thingy? no way the dude's getting that reverb on cardboard
vigilante397
Yes it is. There's also no way he could vary the pitch like that on cardboard tubes.
stonetemplefox05
I believe so
EroticZombiePants
#20 Chads are also one of the very few people who got a country named after them.
Bronnen
That's an ice boat
EroticZombiePants
#15 I was once swarmed by wasps while mowing the lawn. Now the instant I'm seeing nests, they are getting blasted with a half of can of wasp spray ... just to make damn sure.
stonetemplefox05
It's the only way to be sure.
GlenL
The expanding foam wasp spray with the long distance nozzle is the greatest thing ever
RatOnnaStick
#9 why would the notes sound different when he’s doing the same thing all along..
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Because the video’s fake. https://youtube.com/shorts/pcJhfoDSz0k?si=d9eTD7UusG-SwO3y
RatOnnaStick
Nice, now THIS guy is amazing!
ziralien
#3 Call me crazy, but I always enjoyed Mario 2.
HouseOfEvil
You are not crazy. That game is fun as hell with excellent music.
Omnomnomicon
I'm just worried about the Nintendo lawyers rappelling down from a black helicopter overhead.
MetaVulture
That song has been on loop in my brain since I was 3. It's been 38 years. I still like it.
Kavrae
You're crazy. I got to the ice levels once as Peach.... Only once. I was truly terrible at that game.
RandyPhonecian
Peach was the easiest character to use to play that game! (Damn, I'd love to do another playthrough sometime.)
Lugh314159
Oh I love that game.... It's just not really a Mario game. Same as Zelda 2, and StarFox Adventures. All good games... None really fit into their respective franchises.
pomdor
It's kind of a shame it got crammed into the Mario series, because we never got a true sequel... I'd a love a SNES sequel with the Mario 2 mechanics (standing on enemies, picking up and throwing, etc.)
RandyPhonecian
I really wanted to see Wart again as a main villain. He got a cameo in the Zelda Gameboy game, that wasn't quite the same.
zFUBARz
Mario 2 was legitimately developed as another game first. Doki Doki Panic. SFA was Dinosaur Planet, I don't think Zelda 2 was. It was just a completely different style.
admweirdbeard
The original Mario 2, now called the lost levels, was deemed too hard after being released in Japan. Some friends and I gave it a go like 15 years ago. We'd all beaten 1-3 w/o warp or glitches. Lost Levels is fuckin impossible.
zFUBARz
I never bothered to look it up, is it actually different than the All star collection on SNES that includes Lost Levels? I beat that in the 90's but doubt I could these days.