herasassistant
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The messenger of the gods.
The guider of dead souls.
Jul 29, 2022 2:28 AM
herasassistant
1747
36
1
The messenger of the gods.
The guider of dead souls.
meatbus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSkRKF0znU
gdex86
TiL Hermes had a rich lucious bush. The kind you'd need to comb.
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus can truthfully say that he's hung like a god. Yowza, ladies. *wink wink*
tomatoboy
#2 ouch
herasassistant
His dick is also broken in the first. It’s just slight
ZooseKatz
Where are these statues you’ve been posting? Are these pics from a trip to Greece or are these in another museum somewhere? They’re amazing.
herasassistant
Never been to Greece but hope I do some day. You can just search up the god with “statue”, and you’ll get numerous results
N0MamesGuey
Why’d they break off it’s dick on both the statues?
herasassistant
Accidents happen
njkckbxr
There’s a box of dicks somewhere in storage at the Vatican.
MidoryMoon
Pope wanted to house them in the Vatican library.
N0MamesGuey
The dicks, right? Not the statues.
artistandascholar2000
He got into lots of mischief. Miss Chiff didn’t appreciate it.
N0MamesGuey
Mr Chiff didn’t appreciate it
masiakasaurus
Short version is religious leaders found it vulgar. A lot of classical statues got the same treatment.
herasassistant
Didn’t know that. Thank you
AngleSimi
Some if lucky got leafs
tastelesstaquitos
I just thought that’s how they looked back then?! Makes sense tho.
dontputitoutwithyourbootsted
It seems the religious leaders had no issues with their balls.
CarnivorousManatee
Well, maybe if they weren't so rock hard.
N0MamesGuey