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Aug 31, 2020 11:12 PM
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JAFIOI
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
JAFIOI
A: Their personalities.
ErrantPursuits
It's the 31st...
DMoneythenomaDiceeL
I know, the first Friday in November is Love your Lawyer day, today is Love your Litigating Lawyer Day.
ErrantPursuits
Of August...
ErrantPursuits
What are you doing? How bad has quarantine been over there?
SirDistic
And it's Monday
DMoneythenomaDiceeL
I know, the 1st Friday of NOV. is Love your Lawyer Day, today is Love your Litigating Lawyer Day.
DjNeHi
Do you know what the difference is between a lawyer and a catfish?
SubiBryant
Tell me.
DjNeHi
One’s a cold blooded, muck sucking, bottom feeder. And the other’s a fish.
SubiBryant
Nice. Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
DjNeHi
Tell me.
SubiBryant
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.