'We've also cut off power to your AC unit because your greedy use of electricity has made it harder for our Data Center Donors to monetize all the stuff they stole from the creators!'...
Conversely this means no tomatoes for Europe. It's surprising when you consider Italian food today, but they only got tomatoes after the Columbian exchange.
CrusherOfCities
Missed joke opportunity for him to be inexplicably fine with coopting the German thing...
OtisTDrunk
UndulatingTerrain
If chairs are Egyptian, then beer is as well, if not Sumerian.
Resistance1000
Brilliant!
DanWilbur
👐🙏🏻 excellent
madmax17
Weirdo 😅
HolyFreakingToast
great one. we do not respect our immigrants enough!
everyone benefits from others advancements. united we stand.
OtisTDrunk
OtisTDrunk
Osiricus
Guess were just stuck with rye whiskey then...which we'll need to get through this era of fascism.
nintendolunchbox
Not enough eye liner.
DanWilbur
Sorry! lol. 💅💅🇺🇸
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
wait until he finds out where couches come from
Munchman347
'We've also cut off power to your AC unit because your greedy use of electricity has made it harder for our Data Center Donors to monetize all the stuff they stole from the creators!'...
OtisTDrunk
bemibet
I call fake! If this was the real JD Vance he'd be rolling on a couch.
DanWilbur
Don’t worry, I made a video of him going to IKEA 🇺🇸💅
MaintenanceGuyHere
Rolling in a couch
TheGrumpyOldTroll
Roiling
draconyum
He was rolling, not on a couch but close enough for me
FluidExchangeProgram
I can’t imagine how awful it must be to make yourself look like Vance, and then to make it your whole personality. Sorry for you, bro.
DanWilbur
Happy to have a new fan! Check out my 600 other projects
Frencheeseater
A great actor can play any role, this one is talented !
WaffleProfessor2
fuck you're stupid
scoutMoonDiver
It’s not his whole personality. It’s just part of his comedy repertoire. Dan Wilbur also does stand up.
IntelligentLake
Found a sunbeam to lay around in. Nice!
OregonComputerGuy
When are you going to replace the other one?
DanWilbur
I wish I could primary him as him
Sparkmateriality
Dave 1993 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106673/
DanWilbur
Haha
NeverTrustThisNewInternetThingy
Sitting on the ground is Japanese so no can do!!
MotoCanuck
Can you do one of these with KISS facepaint
DanWilbur
Haha
iDuckling
If this isn't AI then I feel genuinely sorry for this guy, who has to go through life looking like JD Vance.
Osiricus
Bro is better looking than JD
PoorSucker
FaeVikingPrincess
beer is not German it from The Natufians, in the middle east, 13,000 years ago.
UnluckyLunkhead
No 'Ham-burgers', from Hamburg Germany. No sausages, German. No wheat-bread, European. So potatoes and bison meat for you.
stryhf
Conversely this means no tomatoes for Europe. It's surprising when you consider Italian food today, but they only got tomatoes after the Columbian exchange.
ChazzK
Also "pasta" is from China.
insaaanity
Hey, we aren't kicking Americans out here in Europe! Only Syrians, Africans, Palestinians, ... (yes, I am bitter)
GoodChange
Potatoes are south American though so bison it is.
Chrisantemus
Keto diet
stryhf
Not to mention all you can eat turkey and tobacco!
KrondorMocker
bye son