Hang tight

Jul 21, 2019 7:55 PM

Zami2019

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aww

funny

shaking

fall

crazy_girlfriend

this is like one of those "sex is not an accident" comics irl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m willing to bet anything, that carney didn’t stop the ride.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No way that the first time that dude took a chick on this ride.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure she's pregnant now.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes the bone smasher... Only 6 people paralysed this year, an all time best

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For those that did not understand that girls pants were coming off

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's like some kind of Japanese game show

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like a ride at BUSH gardens

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are her pants falling off

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why the guy got on top to cover her up

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this porn?

7 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 6

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Anything is porn with the right attitude.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

No, this Is Patrick ?1

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If the seats were padded id say it would be fun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Estan cojiendo.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love this so much!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gangbangatron

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And that's how I met your mother"

7 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 0

Dammit. Was just checking the comments to see if it was taken

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you see kids I got your mom pregnant by accident, what a wild ride that was

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's how I made her your mother

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that’s how you were made

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Jeffrey Epstein experience

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this how babies are made ?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good lord, that one lady must have the grip strength of a small child

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a merger of the ‘spin-n-puke’ and the ‘bounce-n-barf’

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Operator brought them hell as soon as the guy on her left was going to raise her pants

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. “Sorry honey, I slipped and my dick fell in her.”

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

She slipped and landed on my dick. Sheesh, get it right. Haha.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is what I’m going to picture, when somebody claims they had (penetrative) sex “by accident”.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like prime opportunities for groping

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did i just walk in on?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't look at my girlfriend

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks neither safe nor fun

7 years ago | Likes 1822 Dislikes 14

i have been on one its fun and safe but there is always idiots

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun if you're just watching

7 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

Get bruises for 6 tickets worth $20! Get your bruises here!

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

What r u talking about it looks like a blast!!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I had in mind.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you haven’t seen the Farris Wheels they do by hand, no motor huh? That’s crazy...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Idk looks like he's having fun!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the third world county fairgrounds

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Few carnival rides do

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just add alcohol and both of those views immediately reverse.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Well, one gets better, one gets worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, alcohol doesn't make it safe, it makes it LOOK safe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You supposed to have your arms wrapped around the bars like you're slowly sneaking an arm around your gal in the cinema. The staff are

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Supposed to give very clear instructions about what to do and what not to do. Like hanging off the bars like a chimp.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a good way to break your arms...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. The over the shoulder wrap keeps you stable but the bar grab hang will snap your wrists if it jerks too hard

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been on one, they are pretty fun, they are meant to he safe...enough

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atlas shrugged, 'Idk, shaking this cup is quite fun' .

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a lot of fun if you like goofy things like this. Safe? Nah. I've seen people lose grip at the top and fall and faceplant mid/bottom.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

this isn't a "Goofy thing" it doesnt look fun, at all

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I mean... they're opinions? Some people also like freeclimbing mountains for fun. A lot of movement and free-fall can be fun to some.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mexican "ferias" we almost never die

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf kind of ride is this?

7 years ago | Likes 649 Dislikes 9

The Wiggle Waggle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its in Mexico we see them in all of our county fairs

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

It's called Tagadà, at least in Italy, and it's very popular at town fairs, cool dudes usually walk on them instead of sitting down

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

In Costa Rica it's called: La tagada

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

In another country is called illegal and painful.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's supposed to go fast enough to hold you against the rail without going too fast to throw you out - this one isn't fast enough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A broken one apparently...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These were, literally, my exact words.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, Banned in US and Australia. Neutered in EU. Still crazy in South America and South East Asia.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those who survive get a green card.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a snide ride just like your mùm

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bad one in a country without safety regulations.

7 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 4

This looks awesome! This is why we can't have nice things. Like wooden roller coasters with a loop on them(beast 2 *cough*).

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Fuck that ride was awesome and deadly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So like Alabama?

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I think it might be broken.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

From what I can see, this ride is operator controlled. So possibly some dude at the controls being a dick.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Detroit Pothole Simulator

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How it feels to inside a washing machine

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you don't know what 'ride' it is by now...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called "The Panty Dropper"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called the Bump 'n Grind

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I played that board game.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This deserves more upvotes

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont see nothin wrong

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to meet the designer of this ride, I want to look him straight in the eye & I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,

7 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 9

Was it a Love Bug: Herbie Rides again reference so far?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, no, it’s from Christmas Vacation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66nSZzBNkTU

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless,

7 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 7

hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!

7 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 8

He would probably laugh maniacally.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For the the future: v

7 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

PMSL, the world's greatest rant. Cheers.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Of all the cheap, lousy ways to save a buck. If I had a rubber hose...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where's the tylenol?

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Haha cant have that rant without this finisher. *high five*

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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