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What I do to my fiance's fries when she gets back from McDonald's and I said I didn't want anything.
Dec 6, 2015 6:50 PM
mcmonsterfunk
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PhathasteR
I'M A MOTHER FUCKING TREX!!!!
Zardif
OP learn the difference between fiancee and fiance.
uvsarenotmyfriend
+1 for anything Jurassic Park related
GassyGal
Well, you'd have to I'd think. You could hardly get anything with those tiny arms.
ListenToMyMixtape
every time my friend asks his wife if she wants anything and she says "no", my buddy always buys 2 large fries for this shit.
Nibbets
This is beautiful
vapeape
Kinds of people like you are the reason I have trust issues
sh0y0
mcmonsterfunk
Please help. I don't get it.
Solidblueness
You are just the worst kind of person.
LawSoHard
Those fries are like crack...+1
captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
There's a special place in hell for people like you
ergriff430127001
I always get a second order... By the time I get there and he smells the food....... Yep, that's him eating
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Well, now we know why they went extinct.
MarcTheRN
homicidalslayer
http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonjvc3R9N1qh17feo1_500.gif
AssaultBunny
*Fiancée
Uskaanax
Your fiance should have known this and gotten you your own damned fries.
ruferto
nah, you just get an extra small fries and eat that in the car cause you know this will happen anyway
tangybreath
But if a woman says she doesn't want anything but then eats your fries, you freak out?
browndeereyes
yep
DoYouEvenSpamMissPiggyrmerAndBaboonhansenBro
fuck their breakfast. hail their fries!
Zreen
I feel like this could've been a legitimate Jurassic Park-sponsored fastfood ad in 1993
SMODomite
Her fault for still having fries by the time she got home what kind of monster is she
DagothWit
Sorry, but I like to sit down and enjoy my meal.
SMODomite
If you are eating McDonald's, you are not enjoying anything, and it is not a meal. Just a pile of shame.
DagothWit
https://youtu.be/6YDTfEhChgw
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Jimmmydickgun
Don't move! it cant see you if you dont move!
onlywayeyeknowhow
Well. There it is.
mfordpty
Peter??
WAPPITY
I'M RELEVANT!!!!!!!
chelsir
+1 for being relevant
CrunchyBug
+1 for talking about relevance!
Bagofshrimp
Shit. I want fries now.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
My thoughts exactly.
Ponder361
Preferably the chewy, greasy ones
BelleMoses
Shit. I want a bag of shrimp now.
jugRn0t
I hate McDonald's. I think their food is disgusting. I want some McDonald's fries now.
Deathsloveforcats
I do too. Im almost 30 and still buy kids meals sometimes.
BurpMacklinFBI
Their food is totally disgusting - do you know what's in there? Anyways I'll have a number 3 with double fries and a Coke.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
They deliver so I hate myself.....
jugRn0t
I had no idea McDonald's even did delivery.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
Well technically they don't, but theres a bunch of companies here that will go places(likeMcD's) and order for you and deliver it to you.