With the overwatch beta over and withdrawl affecting many, I have compiled a moderate collection of overwatch dank to ease the pain.

May 11, 2016 5:28 AM

Antermosiph

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Does anybody know in the picture of what you're overwatch character says about you genji means

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that first picture Homer Simpson as a Georgia state trooper??

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 she humped the monkey, didn't she?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HE'S A GORILLA

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reaper, Widowmaker, Tracer and Junkrat...so I like futa SFM anims, I'm Jared Leto, Love Booty and fantasize about killing everyone. Cools!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and Explosions

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course. :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! My withdrawals are insane and it didn't help that I was kicked out of games three times yesterday. But damn do I love this game.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how I'll survive for 2 weeks now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've no idea what any of this means, so I'll just wave at batty *waves*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wut?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm a weaboo who shoots dragons through walls.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm Jared Leto. I only wish my hair was that fabulous.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

apparently i have a tumbler account.... nobody ever told me!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck that dragon pisses me off, man.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate you. I never met you, you're probably a nice person, but I fucking hate you and your bullshit arrows. Also, fuck you :P

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought Genji was the weaboo :p

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I masturbate to androids now. The Iron Giant part is spot on, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your fucking dragon spawn wipes ALL THE DAMN TIME

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As am I, friend. As am I.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently I'm 15....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really am the only person that likes Torbjorn. Eh, oh well. lol

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mercy looks way better than Tracer IMO. Plus I actually feel like I'm contributing when I pass the heals out.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

everyone talks about tracer's butts but the internet is teaching me Tracer cares more about other butts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But Mercy is closing on 40, while Tracer is around half the age.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone call ze Doctor? Yeah I totally agree, one of my faves, plus I got the Imp skin on my first loot box so I had to play her to show off

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU FUCKER!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*chuckles evilly*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've played a game where I enjoyed supporting so much. Mercy doesn't even kill people but fuck, she's fun to play.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

.86 average eliminations as mercy... if it were open for longer, that average would've gone up to over 1.... Offensive medicine :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her ultimate is one of the most satisfying, too. Clutch revives en-masse at just the right moment are delightful.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was one of the end game cam things for me. Couldn't believe my eyes when a support makes end cam. I didn't even realize it until then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/YoRDb uhhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bastion though. When I play him, I've never not been play of the game. In turret form. As they funnel through a choke. Sigh.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

DPS on my team: if you fucking run in front of my Reinhardt's sheild and die. You deserved it. I have a big ass shield for a reason.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

SERIOUSLY. IM NOT FUCKING SHIELDING FOR MYSELF.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously. You can see and shoot through the shield for a reason.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think a lot of players just didn't realise that you can shoot through a friendly Reinhardt shield...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same for when I'm Mercy. If you run halfway across the map while the rest of the team is together defending the objective, I won't heal you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak the truth brother

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love playing as Reinhardt because he's super-easy to kill if you circle around him and shoot the big glowing spot. But people don't.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love playing Reinhardt golf with Junkrat. Grenading him off the map is a treat, but him suddenly flying off, and watching squishies flee.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooly Doooly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didnt know about the glowing part

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait what glowing part? That sounds more like Bastion in turret mode.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The jet engine on his back, pretty sure it works the same way. In any case, shooting Rein in the back takes him out fast.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I said, and people said I was shitty! Over 6 thousand damage blocked, so I must've been doing SOMETHING right!?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once managed to block 22 thousand damage in one game. Granted, I had 2 Bastions against me. Bastion:Play of the match -> denied...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That should be a trophy: "Get a play of the match with someone other than bastion"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

22? Damn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

22? Damn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a fan of widowmaker, i do not love futa, i CRAVE IT

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Would you like me to link a certain type of video that you'd thoroughly enjoy?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now you said it, i must know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not amazing quality but it was churned out quickly: https://v.eroshare.com/vldva67z.mp4

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so is widow a futa in the game

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We'll never know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

John Freeman saver of humens

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit. Now I'm going to Taco Bell.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want to counter Bastion, play Genji.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get the Bastion play of the game ones. Does he not get a lot or get too many? Cause I play Bastion and get POtG every few games

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the people complaining only play against the predictable clumpy AI.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The AI is frustrating, predictable brain-dead pathing, but also wall hacks and occasional instant reactions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precisely.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can use junk-rats mine for a rocket-jump!?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

that's like the paradigm of the hero man. how else are you gonna kill the enemy widowmaker with maximum style points?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No damage on launch either.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

a better soldier

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And his riptire climbs walls.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also rocket jumps enemies. Off cliffs. Or with shields off to the left. Look at all those people with no cover.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite thing about mei is probably how she can counter Ults so well with her abilities.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

D.Va' mech is about to explode? I'll just wall her off into her own little corner.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't vape but I'm double lazy. Also: Headshotting with those balls is damn satisfying.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This shit is on point. Mostly; remember that an enemy Mercy speaks in German, and allied is English.

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 5

Wait...WHAT!?

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Yup, a lot of the non-English-speaking heroes do that! Also, enemy attacks, footsteps and ultimate callouts are louder than allied ones.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She's from Switzerland.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

German is one of the top three most spoken languages in Switzerland.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I know, I use to think she was from Germany because of it, but was clarifying for those who didn't know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Swiss German differs slightly from regular German due to its French influences. (Pronunciation, etc.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yea, every enemy says something different than your team mates. McCree says Step Right up when friendly and It's High Noon when not.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow I never noticed that. Thanks/danke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^when you don't want people knowing if you're an ally or an enemy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually a rather common trait; usually enemy heroes speak foreign languages when using their ults.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did not notice that, that's pretty cool

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry but Mercy isn't German, she's swiss https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mercy/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

She speaks German, however.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Indeed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Which is one of the official languages of Switzerland.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I never claimed she was or wasn't Swiss. Just what language that is she speaks. It says she's Swiss everywhere, everyone knows it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A German Medic in a class-based shooter game? Sounds... Familiar.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

#24

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually she's Swiss https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mercy/

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't want to be an ass, but could we PLEASE stop comparing Overwatch to Battleborn? They're about as similar as Forza is to Battlefield.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Let me be clear, both are great, but it needs to be understood that they aren't even close to the same games. They have their own tastes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as Overwatch has a beeping robot and a space gorilla

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Battleborn has a robot, although he speaks. We do however have a penguin in a battle mech.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a Starcraft player in a battle mech

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have 2 battle mechs, along with another coming in a later update, two of the three running on their own psychopathic AI. Also a bird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bird has a rocket launcher.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pharah the only African hero? What about Winston?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

Whoa! He's Gorilla-Lunarian.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Winston is a Moon Gorilla. Get you shit together.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Where do Gorillas come from?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

the moon

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Africa, mostly, but he's not a gorilla, he's a Moon Gorilla. From the Moon.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pharah is egyptian, winston is from the moon

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

That gorilla came from the moon.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Isn't Egypt technically Africa?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yes, you are right, what's your point though?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Not just technically but geographically.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yea, but he's of African descent

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So are all humans.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then Pharah definitely isnt the only African hero

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So are the Chinese, but we wouldn't try to say the Chinese are African, now would we?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Winston or his ancestors came from Africa a lot sooner than the Chinese did

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you this racist about everyone from the Moon, or just the Moon Gorillas?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Which continent does egypt is

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People hate Bastion now, in the initial trailer he had a shield in his turret mode.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he was a proper turret that could only face one way so the shield was fine. Now he hears your footstep and 180's to instakill you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

._. y u do dis blizzard

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He still has one, now it just moves a little and got the name Reinhardt :D

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

rofl

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well to be fair, he also couldn't move a full 360, so that's a plus

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who is excited for Junkrat?

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 6

I had a measurably huge amount of fun with remote mines parked at weird angles.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nope, not the only one.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've done really well with him. I like his ultimate, too. Fun character.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine jumping is the funnest.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you're goddam bear traps. I ALWAYS fall for them right when I active my ult!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ended up laughing madly when using him against Mei. She went into her ice-shield, so I laid down a bear-trap and mine ready for her!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Junkrat is AWESOME.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooly Dooly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, the amount of fun I had against overzealous Genjis. Just set the trap down and wait. They always run into it. Every. Time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out on a limb: you played Engineer in TF2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you meant demoman

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could play this of as "gotcha", but I saw the mistake, am on a mobile and I can't edit. So I ran with it. I loved Junkrat b/c I <3 Demoman

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, technically you weren't wrong :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I played Spy, Demo, Pyro, Engineer in TF2(in that order)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So demo is Junkrat, engi is Torb, Shpee must be Reaper, and Pyro has to be Bastion for the obvious "hold m1" to win similarity.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what does everyone hat bastion so much you just pick genji and he kills himself faster than he kills anyone else

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He just always has play of the game is why people hate him. Tank mode.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you only play against the predicable clumpy AI, maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, POTG currently favours multikills too much, and Bastion is the master of them. So it gets old quick

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anytime I get 3 guys in a Heroes Never Die! I get the PotG, but I usually don't wait for that. Roadhog lets me build charge so I single rez

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A decent bastion stops shooting Genji when he has the red lines. The issue is mostly Reinheart+Bastion+Mercy combo turtling a choke point.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's when you get a junkrat and send a tire in and kill mercy at the very least.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hanzo is great against turtle strat or a sneaky tracer with a bomb.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only thing I've seen reliably clear out a Bastion is a D.Va charge

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive found that by the time you can stop shooting you are dead and yea that combo is a bitch to deal with

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just need to be knowing its going to come and stop almost pre-emptively. You'll never react to it if you aren't anticipating it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I played as a Bastion in that combo once. It was fucking incredible.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D.va is best waifu.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Love. D.va

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a strange way to spell Zarya.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tracer best girl but D.Va is adorable.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

she is pro Starcraft player too

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Widowmaker...I mean come on, that accent! That voice! That BODYSUIT!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What is a aimbot?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Next to her saying "Ooo la la" that's one of my favs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I take it bastion is over powered?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah, you just gotta not run directly at him.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. it's just easy to get multi-kills with if you use turret mode in the right spot. But he has counters, people just aren't used to it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A good Roadhog means you should just switch and not play Bastion.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's very difficult to deal with without full team coordination. So wrecks anything below high level play. He mows down just about anyone(1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The thing is, that's his job but often causes him to get PotG from some surprise mow-down that really did nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0