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There must have been a memo: "You two just lay low and STFU. You're poison all the time but especially during a general election..."
Aug 20, 2024 1:09 AM
Blackfinity
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There must have been a memo: "You two just lay low and STFU. You're poison all the time but especially during a general election..."
cabalin
The baboon caucus
q2grapple
They’ve been busy writing their “impeachment” of Biden. Where they took the one for Trump and just swapped all the names.
nitemayr
They are just as loud, it's just that the outlets aren't listening.
drakesyn
As others are saying. There are juicier headlines right now. These two wastes of flesh are mid-election doldrums coverage at best. They say controversial shit and the news covers it when they have nothing better to do and need to use rage/tribalism to get clicks. It's all they have ever been good for, actually. Drumming up media attention when nothing else worthwhile was going on.
BDLongshanks
They were given finger traps and will be busy for the next few months.
ExitRude2
Probably got told they will have to wait until after the election to compete with trump on most accomplished national embarrassment
ChetinBey
Maybe someone baked them some shut the fucupcakes?
Slashenaar
Oh they know the weird is losing and they don't want these prime examples out front.
MassiveMaoMao
Most congressional Repubs have been suspiciously quiet as of late, probably because Trump is in a full-on nosedive and they have to do what they can to save the down ticket.
MassiveMaoMao
Also they risk being called “weird” if they say anything which like, who the fuck knew *that* was gonna be their kryptonite?
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
SSSSHHHHHHH! You wanna wake them?!?
LitterBoxKing
And Gym Jordan. Besides his stunt at the RNC, Matt Gaetz has been surprisingly quiet, too.
xj4low
Gym Jordan and commer just released their nothing burger investigation saying Biden did commit impeachable offenses but didn't pinpoint what those offenses are. They also announced an investigation into Walz for when he was a teacher and went on an exchange program with China back in 85 I think. Grasping at straws for any dirt Fox can use against Harris and Walz.
notsureofanything
You mean wasting tax money
Nanntuckett
They aren’t being quiet so much as the downward spiral of the Trump campaign is louder.
nomorehate
My mom is also batshit-fucking-woo-woo-bananas and she has her quiet periods too. Every flavor of crazy needs a break now and then.
RadasNoir
It's to conserve energy, so they can be EXTRA crazy later....
UsernameRequired
I mean we can force them out of hiding. Pointing out that they are irrelevant and disposed of will probably make them open their dumb mouths.
CatEyebrows
Lassannn
Don't they hate each other now?
Nightcaste
That seems to be the Republican way lately so I wouldn't be surprised.
cosinewave
They are like rodeo clowns but useless.
KareemAbdulJabroni
Sans rodeo
CatEyebrows
Instead of spreading cheer and happiness they spread batshit crazy Q conspiracies, STDs, hate, and toxicity
davidseavey726
Toxic is there problem you’re right
NonstopRampage
Great. Now you've got me picturing them getting gored by bulls
piratejimthedagger
I feel that you're doing rodeo clowns a disservice.
davidseavey726
Damn true rodeos and there company are fun and actually very talented useful and at times heroes the ugly bitches pollute the entire environment around them
davidseavey726
I’ll donate paper barrels for them to hide in and bring extra angry bulls
mjf0201
The new Beetlejuice comes out in a few weeks, I'm counting on one of them making the news
StellaMatutina
Rumors on the right wing media that MTG is incapacitated and having an aide tweet for her. Either for surgery, reupping her Kremlin programming, or communing with the lizard people at the center of the earth for her annual report
FacelessVixen
Upvoted, but don't jinx it.
MadCat221
Them being quiet is good. Opening their mouth and saying more toxic BS that poisons the brand during a crucial election year is also good.
kilgoth1
That video if them doing what they did was grade A bullshit and they should have been expelled, along woth whomever else did what they did during the same shit. Pelosi should have been eviscerated when she tore up the paper representing a speech when Trump gave his speech. Shit like this should NOT be accepted as normal behavior by ANYONE. Politics isn't a fucking backyard WWE event the neighbor kids throw during a BBQ. Shit is real and has consequences. Fuck this behavior.
amipretty
The Orange Monkey is upstaging them.
mike8464
Don’t wake them up,somebody getting a nice blowjob somewhere.
defrostedtauntaun
I think Trump has the saying loud stupid bullshit market cornered right now.
Deletingmypastandfuture
shhhh don't reawaken the shit beasts.
obzervr
Mating season is probably over
DamaskCustoms
Probably planning Jan6 2.0
hotdoginathermos
twisteddkarma
ShortKiltLongWaistcoat
I don’t know, I’ve never seen anybody with two assholes
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Which one is the asshole?
Shouldhavethoughtthisthroughabitbetter
My guess is that they're interchangeable in this instance, because they're both assholes and definitely both cunts...
twisteddkarma
I refuse to research that one personally, too disgusting
dudethisbetternotbetaken
My theory is that they're one being with two assholes side by side, each one trying to out-shit the other.
Awmph
they must've been given some extra-strength super glue gobstoppers
DVSBSTrD
Hard to talk around all the d*cks they must be sucking to keep their jobs.
SleepyKitten
One could only hope so. I think it's because a certain someone wants to hog the spotlight as much as possible
shack95
Extra strength “shut the fsck uppers”
BHPaperstacks
Or it's kompromat all the way down from Russia and the entire GOP has become grotesque rotting marionette pulled by Putin. Ya know, like the July 4th flight of the Congressmen, the money flowing into Republican coffers via Russian assets high up in the NRA, shady real-estate deals from Russian Oligarchs just when Donald Trump needed a cash injection, or all the Russian mob ties of the 90's.
BHPaperstacks
And these two can shut the fuck up just fine and are purposefully promoted into the party due to also being controlled by blackmail.
LeroyShabazAli
They gave them both that milk they use to give B A Baracus before a flight.
TheobromineAddict
Have they been quiet or is news media just not covering their antics?
ElroydIsGone
Or they are only used to copying Trump's most successful shit takes and since he doesn't have any yet against Harris and Walz, they keep quiet and still wait to be fed the new three word one liners of the day...?
hooberdoober
Pretty sure it has something to do with the House currently not being in session.
davidseavey726
Not sure I’m happy not hearing about them obviously the media never gives up though. Simply pathetic they had coverage to begin with
Bigemedic
Boebert has been in the local news a bit.
davidseavey726
Not the obituary
slatsisanoldie
Unfortunately
SteveMND
This. They've both been yammering away with nonsense as usual, but with Trump/Vance and Harris/Walz, there's WAY more interesting and clickbaity things to focus on right now.
johnnothing
https://www.tmz.com/2024/08/15/lauren-boebert-body-tattoo/
SorryThatUsernameIsUnavailableAgain
Of all the things people should be commenting on about Lauren Boebert this is the pettiest of things to say about her. Shame her for her comments, her policy or giving handies in a theater far enough. But on her tatttoo bugger off.
KinetoPlay
It's not a swastika, so why should anybody care?
CaldariBob
It's the latter.
xj4low
MTG was fuming earlier at the free vasectomies offered at the DNC this week. By mid day they are already booked for the week.
Sooner70
The whaaaat? I mean, if someone wants to get snipped, more power to 'em, but what's the connection between free snips and the DNC? That's a headscratcher....
xj4low
Don't know really. Other than free healthcare procedure and free birth control to trigger the conservatives.
AlmightyElephant
I'm not saying I disagree with what they're doing, but if one's only motivation for doing something, good or bad, is "triggering conservatives" then one needs to go outside, touch grass, and think about what it is they actually believe in.
Cayowin
And while outside, they find out that they belive in things that trigger conservatives.
QotU
Because it makes the point that making abortion and BC illegal leads to more men getting vasectomies. And what are they going to do, take choice away from men?? Pro-natal folks focus so much on policing women that they forget that most sane men don’t want 20 children, either.
dmTim
A vagina is not a clown car.
shitheadtookmyname
It's an old meme sir but it checks out
marsilies
It's Planned Parenthood doing it: "Planned Parenthood has placed reproductive rights front and center at this year’s Democratic National Convention in Chicago and is offering free vasectomies, medication abortions and emergency contraceptives to attendees through its mobile health bus." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/08/19/planned-parenthood-free-emergency-contraceptive-abortion-vasectomies-dnc/74855652007/
marsilies
A Chicago Hot Dog shop is giving out coupons for free wieners if you visit the mobile clinic. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/08/19/wieners-circle-planned-parenthood-free-hot-dog-dnc-promotion/74866389007/
HandoB4Javert
ShadyEsperanto
god i love chicago