Blargh

Mar 19, 2022 6:21 PM

LtColThorin

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Blargh

It's just been a busy tiring week, and I want to do nothing today, but have a family thing to go to.

FP edit: "Hey, wife, look! I made most viral!"

Wife, singing quietly: "This happened because you didn't take your medication on time. Doobie Doobie Do"

Me: "Fair."

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Diagonal cutting is the purest form of self-care and love! Worried about you OP. Sending hypotenuse thoughts your way.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here is the problem with depression and loving cooking. I can make great shit even when I'm not "in the mood". But eating is always great.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read tired and grumpy as Trumpy .

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for reminding me to take my medication on time. Hope the sandwich was still delicious.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saturdays are the hardest day for me to remember. My morning schedule is all out of whack.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been grumpy in the mornings lately, but it's been more than 3 years now, maybe that's just who I am...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sacrilege

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen, you can be tired and grumpy, but that's no excuse to be a monster.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your wife oompa-loompa-ing you brings me joy, I hope it does for you, too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It does, actually.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you. Was craving a chili dog, tonight, but couldn't be bothered to dice onions for it. Hope you feel better soon.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forgot that I was supposed to cut it until you just mentioned it what the f*** happened to me?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and prayers

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

You wouldn’t be so grumpy anymore if you had cut it diagonally js.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:( please take a day off from work for yourself. And then discover the magic of cutting sandwiches to look like a sail boat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You monster! I bet you didnt even have tomato soup to dip it in

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you got less sammich, and that there is science my friend.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just toast the bread and unwrap a cheese square in between the slices. If I’m in a good mood, I microwave it for a few seconds to melt it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, after my last breakup I'd toast the bread in the toaster, then microwave the whole sandwich to melt the cheese.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoting because of the most viral edits.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in the same boat. So I didn’t go to the family thing and just stayed home to play video games. Family should understand….

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least mine does cuz I do it so often. I’ve had to explain to them that I don’t work white collar like they do. Blue collar is a bitch

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had family stuff too but I also just did nothing for a few hours and it really helped. Give it a go, if you can

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Bro you ok?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just tired. Busy week taking care of important stuff. I need a vacation.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel that. Taking care of important stuff needs to be done. Take some time daily when you can and treat yourself when it's wrapped up.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know the feeling. Look for a time in the calendar that’s free and schedule in some time to relax.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blargh!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you'll know you hit rock bottom when you quit cutting it altogether

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Rock bottom is when you just microwave cheese on untoasted bread

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this if I don't want to dirty a knife. I just tear it into pieces.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Monster

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made a grilled cheese from a rye bread last time I was shitfaced.. It was delicious.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh damn. Thanks for the idea.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Though depends on the type of rye bread you use. I used this kind of traditional finnish rye bread which has a firmer texture. They're

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

called jälkiuunipalat in finnish but I don't know if they're common outside nordic countries

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You did at least grill it, so you're not at rock bottom yet.

4 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

No heat. Some refrigerator-cold cheese, between two slices of soft bread.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, that's different, that's a cheese sandwich, not toasting that's normal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*drops the untoasted bread with unmelted garlic spread on it I was just eating and calling garlic bread* oh...is that what this is called?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not rock bottom until you make it in the microwave with untoasted bread.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Bread in toaster, then heat up long enough to melt the cheese.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll do that if I'm super pressed for time; then I'll toss it in the toaster after the cheese is melted on the inside to crisp up the bread

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i do that sometimes. usually cause im drunk and it is 3 am and i do not trust drunk me with the stove

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ya'll cut your grilled cheese?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes. A diagonal cut means it was made with love.

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess Fury doesn't eat food made with love.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only cook with hate. What's the proper cut for that?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rectangular.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A spiral.

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