HughJaniss
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That's alot of ducking ducks!
Aug 3, 2021 12:10 PM
HughJaniss
3401
49
4
That's alot of ducking ducks!
samsoniteson2000
I’ve seen a horse stomp a bird before. It’s brutal.
SoftFur
First read that as 700 ducks, which is ridiculous and clearly incorrect. But 7000, now that seems accurate. Carry on.
DanFranzen
*ducking fucks
PaintYourWagon
Each horse would have to kill 2,850 ducks, there is no way that is feasable if the ducks fought back in any way.
mrmendleson
The thought of that is as sad as a battle of dolphins and otters...no one wins
Hambonerhandy
The horses would just have heart attacks at the sight of the first duck.
CleverIsSexy
“If”?
PaintYourWagon
As opposed to just flying away and retreating (resulting in a horse 'win')
BearUnhinged
But what about 2850 ducks with lasers strapped to their heads?
PaintYourWagon
Honestly they would probably end up laser-ing themselves given the sheer number and chaos. May actually help the horses...
BearUnhinged
Collateral damage