FaluMe
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slicing
Jul 17, 2016 4:57 AM
FaluMe
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LovingGuin
Slower you slut
morehumanthanhuman
Damn hipsters. Make it less efficient and out of wood then claim it to be cool.
FirebirdNC
90% Sure that dude is wearing skinny jeans.
mleouf
That's pretty much how the French revolution Ended...
KarakLohr
You know you've hit middle age when this is the shit that really turns you on... It's so... beautiful...
KarakLohr
Really dude? My knife does the same thing and it fits in the drawer.
RadiOlendelL
Jump to 1'25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_O8rpstD-Y
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
Slower you slut!
ScratchyFaceMcScruffyBeard
Man that's a sharp piece of wood to be able to.....oh wait, nevermind.
irishnovember
What an incredibly unnecesarry invention.
HighrockTendales
Doesn't look like it's doing any better than a knife so....
whatapplepie
Mmmf. Get me some olives and cheese.
longoriaisaiah
Faster!!
normandy247
SAWSAGE
Iangis
Merci M. Guillotin.
kickapoo
lindydanny
Seems like Mel Brooks' job on "Men In Tights".
katuk20
Is that Catalan fuet sausage?
GirlWithoutACape
Favourited to be able to send to some dick some day...
paininallthediodesdownmyleftside
'Snip the tip'
AllenJordan0323
Ah the guillotine of salami (not sure what meat that is)
itsthevoiceman
Once you know how to properly hold a knife and the food you're cutting, slicing shit becomes SUPER easy. But I could see this for old people
fr33th3robots
blarglebrle
Hamtaro?
fruust
Oruchuban ebichu
notlastnachoman
Ebichu i think
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
http://gelbooru.com/images/d7/cb/d7cb3589f96f1b57005ea76806c33c39.webm Click the link, DON'T CLICK THE LINK!!!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
What the fuck did I just watch?
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Manko...
HoIdmybeer
It doesn't work.
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5y9x6m4MY0
Kittymera
Removed...
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9AoFtO6Tuw
TrialByDeathSquad
Taliwacker guillotine
KirwinWebb
Put your....put your dick in it......
PastaLaPizzaBaby
shouldn't you remove the white stuff first?
ukraineadoption
in France 200 years ago this principle was invented in mechanism of guillotine , they also were cutting , a lot of cutting back than
deepbullet
...put...put your pepperoni in it
LadyMoto
/a/D5kQX
BattleMercy
sirlantzolot
I don't know sure, but i'm pretty confident that you need a man bun to operate one of these things.
iidky
The Lorena Bobbit Sausage Slicer-O-Matic!!!
micahthesewell
how very 1995 of you
geedizzle
Lorena's maiden name is Gallo.....which is cock in Spanish.....did someone say destiny?
Korakildem
Don't slice it. Don't dice it. Bobbitt!
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
I'd throw it right out the window.
drhardway111
One size fits all...
Muchbeefsodinner
You're at least in your 30's
ihavethisusername
I understood this joke at 25yrs old though.
Muchbeefsodinner
Well yah. So did i, i'm in my 30's now.
ihavethisusername
Are you implying that I'm in my 30's and don't even know it yet?!
Muchbeefsodinner
Yes.
swearsunnecessarily
Oh god why are cutting it with the wrapper still on
theChesCat
Nobody in France does that. We always leave the "wrapper" (which is a bowel with mold on it) unless it's industrial salami.
boomalaty
It's called soppresatta salami and that's just the way it looks because of the bacteria or mold used to cure it. They don't take it off.
soukmania
I was confused when I read the word "wrapper". Wtf kinda heretic is this guy?
swearsunnecessarily
You're still supposed to take it off...
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
no
swearsunnecessarily
Yes
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
no. only if it's a plastic wrapper. otherwise it can be left on.
boomalaty
No, they leave it on. I've never eaten it because the thought of eating mold or bacteria layered on meat just doesn't appeal to me lol
swearsunnecessarily
If there was still a tiny bit on there
swearsunnecessarily
Hmmm how do you know this? I used to work in a deli and you ALWAYS take the wrap off. Even the pure bred Italians let me hear it 1/2
boomalaty
I've worked at a deli as well and was berated for taking the rind off.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
thats BS. you only take it off if it's made of plastic