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Cat Tax
FP Edit: Zoo Wee Mama, Front Page, Kitties and Titties if you would be so kind
PS: This is my first public post, how fantastic
CaptEgDiggles
/b/
wofulunicycle
I honestly believe that first one has happened many times before.
greenlandic
Someone went through all the shit of 4chan and found these diamonds, bless them +1
dambrother71
I just woke up and I think I've already had enough internet today thanks to chicken tendies guy.
HELLBENDERTURBULENCE
Golden post +1
thatonememefromethatonegif
Loop zoop
ShizzleMcDrip
Loop zoop
KarRuptAssassin
I would upload all ~800 I have if i could figure out how to upload that big of an album.
GeorgeMotherfuckingWashington
Please figure it out.
MelsTheThird
#13 IT'S BACK, I SAW IT EARLIER THIS YEAR! NICE.
Iainthavinthatshit
Selecting a greentext post before screencapturing it should result in a 2-week ban.
Goonodeath
Huh?
Iainthavinthatshit
It's hard to read because of the contrast
Dragnguy
Sir Bearington gets me every time.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
There needs to be more green text posts around here.
AlphaQueueBeta
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
#1 My favorite version is similar
madgodrhinoprime
fucking /r9k/ tendie stories, my sides passed through the stratosphere.
TheWolfofUsersub
#9 Reads like a good humour movie plot
mephiston
Also looks like a photoshop. Random "ink" offset from the last two lines.
lethalin
"People saw"
Agent
Loop zoop
Rovylern
Always upvote for, "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?!?!"
Cgyachilles
I like these. This is all the 4chan I want in my life
LompHoofd
TheNearlyLastAirbender
The taxi BJ one is stolen straight from a german movie
ThePastmaster
Which stole it from someone else.
Herosanoj
Which one?
TheNearlyLastAirbender
Keinohrhasen i think
sebstanfan
I thought GBP was Great British Pounds... I was so wrong... So wrong...
imgurv2
Can I have a good boy point for tendies
TunkkisOfFinland
So did I.
GuyNamedSean
It took me a moment to remember the Good Boy Points thing.
Insideanus
Sounds like someone just earned themself 5 GBP!
joeycannoli
Yeah, me too. Didn't realize till the 2nd tendies story
eetsumkaus
that's because they don't explain it until the 2nd one...
Phoenix40k
I was thinking the same thing. Before one of the later posts actually said Good Boy Points. 1/2
Phoenix40k
I was sitting there thinking: "Dude if you got 50 pounds just go buy a fuckton of them and heat them up yourself. 2/2
BananaLover93
i only realized it til the second one
docdocdoc01
lurkingcabbage
this one's almost always the first greentext in a 4ch post.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
Wow. Just...wow.
anubisfike
Related to #7: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rock+a+thrilling+saga_f4cf0d_4634331.png
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
Holy shit. Well, I guess they're soulmates now.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT, PLEASE. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
GuardsmanMiku
the question is, was it the same guy or have many people suffered this hellish fate
anubisfike
Haha, that would be a great plot twist.
MechaWizardSpada
Fuck bitcoins, the true value of the Internet is in shit like this, just pure fucking gold
TankEngineer
PEPE MARKET
rbudrick
GBP, right.
brickkpunchley
The taxi one is some Joker level evil genius.
lovestospoon
Genius!!!!!
helgur
And it's an old joke that has been retold for generations. Source: I'm a cabbie (although this was a little different)
ilikecowsalot
I knew it from a german movie and was surprised to read it here again.
DaNylz
#5 is one of a hole series of a guy working in IT all alone and not knowing shit, but still succeeding for months.
Tkeleth
Yep, I fucking love that story.
Forgiven
I've been trying to find this story for months. Any idea where I can find it?
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SixMoose
You beautiful, beautiful person
CitizenPrime
just fuckin use google ultron and you'll find it
vkmi
For a moment I thoght it was IT guy, lord of the milfs, but the other guy thankfully is right
ZOMGNO
That one is also golden, love that one!
Tigorahan
Anon works IT
TheShipsHungInTheSkyInMuchTheSameWayThatBricksDont
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Forgiven
Thank you!
cbutler16
notthisshitagain.oiloncanvas
SerialChillinSpree
Brest part of that one. Ending kind of trailed off into nothing but oiloncanvas made my night.
Matthew0275
Lost it at that.
jinamuro
Took me a second to get that one.
stealthman42797
I fucking lost it and went to the comments to see if anyone saw this
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I didn't get that one...
autumnmist
It's like typing "isawthatgoingdifferently.gif" but the medium is oil on canvas instead of gif or jpeg, etc.
anearthboundmisfit
ofcourseyoudidnt.gif
NightDany
You know those memes? Like "meme.jpg" Well oil on canvas is a painting, basically... "meme.oiloncanvas"
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
Bystandr
It just lame. Tard shaming for laughs aside , its so over the top I was genuinely bored and scrolled past. Meh.
Insideanus
It's more about laughing at the uglier sides/extremes of stereotypical 'Americanism' through use of hyperbole (over the top is the point)
Bystandr
I hit my limit. Not saying its bad others laugh, either. You need humor in the darkest times. Ive been jaded. Arrrggghh --*ZZZZZzzz, lol
Pirkale
Well, I doubt you'll have to think about the tendies guy after he is shown the gun in the woods... :)
KrazyPlonk
Deliveryham
Even if I have enough GBP?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
And just like the true asshat my brain really is, it likes to read from that list as often as possible.
GnomeMode
No shit. The fuck was that.
Lincolnpark
DickDastardly404
just remember that every greentext is a lie, and you'll be okay
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
That's true. I still can't unread it though!
GuardsmanMiku
I don't even know what a tendie is but if I ever encounter one it will be ruined by me remembering these greentexts
Insideanus
Chicken tender
GuardsmanMiku
that doesnt help
jesuisgur
WTF is a tendie ?
201chass
Chicken tenders?
Canisiel
Chicken tenders. Some restaurants call them "chicken fingers". Basically long strips of fried, breaded chicken breast.
MemeDissector
The story behind that is that when normies (read: people not from /r9k/) started using pepe, they started making him as gross as possible1/2
MemeDissector
2/2 in order to dissuade people from using him. unfortunately it just got picked up by /pol/ and now pepe is racist.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
is pepe racist? i thought it was just a wee frog in a raincoat
MemeDissector
the alt-right (basically the right wing ideologies that aren't republicanism) took him and made racist memes with him.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
oh ok. i dont think ive seen any of those yet
Anonsy
Just got picked up? They've had him for years, it's just that Hillary went nuts about it that it ended up on the news.
MemeDissector
well yeah, tbh /r9k/ still uses him because they're basically /pol/ lite so they sorta got what they wanted.
BananaAppleFunTime
Liar liar pants on fire, for chicken tendies is what YOU desire!
Sternenkind
Oh no
TheOfficialJoeBiden
Oh yes
SirFeatherbottom
princeaizen
GASP ... Is that a mostly charged phone?
reid2048
"Isn't he like 30?"
MolagKenaIsBestGirl
I'm actually weak from laughter.
BritishBatman
...which one?
tachikaze316
Porque no los dos?
hazzary453
Yes
thescapisto
#8
DerpyDuck1
HEIS3NBERG
ToxicSquid
But my blowey joey!