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Bombe
The hero we deserve.
heethin
Can we keep the story about Lot's daughters? I mean, in Florida, that's just tradition. Isn't it?
drdrmn
RichardHardley
He doesn’t understand- we carefully select the writings in our scary book by which parts we can weaponize against minorities & the poorest.
Canofminus
So much incest.
ReturnWinchester
Malicious compliance for the win!
rcordell
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/26/1094740651/florida-man-asks-schools-to-ban-the-bible-following-the-states-efforts-to-remove
somethingsomethingaskingforafriend
"If you want to teach morality and ethics, do you really want to turn to a book that wants you to dash babies against rocks? Psalm 137:9"
5GTurnedTheFrogsGay
The lack of punctuation makes some of these tweets so freaking difficult to follow.
Btch128
Sometimes Florida man gets it right
ScrippyChan
Correction: RAMPANT murder.
Idontneedrealfacts
When the people who object to education try and outsmart those who support education, this is what happens.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
If you think there will be a 'gotcha', you're naive. If you think they have *any intention* of playing by the same rules, you're an idiot.
Cable85
Don't fight their battles for them
GCRust
I mean, crack open a copy of the Bible some time. The reason most of it hasn't been made into a movie yet is because it's heavy NC-17.
NachtReborn
You're not going hard enough on that
UramboTauro
Chromeshack
Brilliant
Cytos
Next ban the pledge of allegiance because it references the Bible through, "under god". It will be referencing a banned book character.
Imalwaysready
I mean, yes. This is how you have to do it. Turn their own shit back on them.
clasper
A Florida man I can get behind.
happiesthedgehog
demagreg365
Hypocrisy is part of the point. Fascists know these laws were never meant to be enforced equally
oldbee5610
Desantis = lunacy and stupidity.
Brhino
and don't get me started on donkey ejaculation...
AutistMasterbaiter
So you like how it tastes? Or is it the consistency that does it for you? How’s the viscosity compare to human? Perhaps it’s the volume? ?
iusedtodream
Ezekiel 23:20
Brhino
oh man I got it wrong. It's horse ejaculation, and donkey dongs.
kcinsti
Ezekiel also describes child prostitution and a cum bath, so...
crushingbore
Yep, that's semen.
ReverseSyzygy
you brought it up, so...
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Excellent
Sallavar
As a Christian, I am all for throwing this back in the face of the "Christians". Sucka!!!
drdrmn
Baromian
The problem is Republicans are like the kid on the playground who tells you how to play a game then changes the rules when you start winning
Sepheroth9000
Well fucking done you sly son of a bitch! Florida man!
StumpyToe
There’s a first time for everything I guess…. HUZZAH FLORIDA MAN!!
HieronymousFlex
This isn't going to actually do anything. They'll just say "No" because conservatives know they're hypocrites and don't care.
BradBehavior
Here's something to ponder. US FLORIDIANS AREN'T ASKING FOR THIS SHIT. IT'S THE NEWLY TRANSPLANTED. We just want weed and no oil drilling
darkninja2992
Florida is not a force of evil, but merely chaos
casbott
HisDudness
This is frighteningly accurate.
lighterletter
The Bible banned sets a bad precedent for free speech. Entire human lessons on humility and patience for others lost amidst media frenzy.
Mattnader
I'd ban the Bible in a heart beat. We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation with Christianity.
Havacado
Take the first part of what you just said and apply it to any banned literature.
lighterletter
I did, that's why I followed up
lighterletter
Like a TAO showing the good and bad of humanity, it should be used as objective supplemental material to study.
HisDudness
Tao... I do not think that word means what you think it means.
inb4tolduso
But it says nasty things and forces young individuals to picture horrific images, therefor it is not appropriate right…
lighterletter
It is, ppl aren't immune to propaganda, it's easy to hate the Bible for the bad people have done in its name, it also exposes ppl as flawed.
lockeyches
You're missing the entire point of why this guy said ban the bible... Florida is banning several math books because they teach empathy.
dudehiemer
Lets not forget the incest, abortions, and bestiality in the bible.
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Well yeah, but those are cool
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Arcian
Witches get bitches.
JeffGodofBiscuits
How weird is this timeline when Florida Man comes up as the hero with a well thought out plan to turn the legislation against itself?
PoopyProblem5
Omg what if ron desantis has been playing the long con all along and passed the bill so that it could be used against christians? Mind blown
HaniiPuppy
Florida Man is chaotic neutral
Spoonf3d
You either die the villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.
faoltastic
If Red Hood can do it so can Florida Man.
JustDontCare
Well considering one Florida man is responsible for the problem, we’ve come face 2 face with the duality of man.
SmergBlaerghl
Looking forward to the bath salt-fueled debate/gator-mounted jousting of the proceedings.
MicrosoftWizard7
That's a philosophy essay right there. The Duality of Man through the Lens of Florida Man
Schitzoflink
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
LordNergal
Damn it. I knew there was an escape from the cloning facility!
Schitzoflink
tehboomer
IDK the exact scenario. Are you advocating for removing information from schools? I'm not religious, but to completely remove any reference
tehboomer
Seems very extreme to me. Teach how it came about, why it exists, but don't force belief of the media down the throats of children.
RayneOfSalt
"belief of the media"? the fuck does that even mean? and why do you twats always have a freudian oral fixation?
tehboomer
The post is talking about removing the Bible, I even said IDK the exact scenario, which is why I asked the question. It's not hard...
Gayforbae
Hes using the law specifically to show how stupid and poorly thought out the law is.
tehboomer
Fighting spite with spite seems kind of cyclical to me. Garbage law, garbage response. I definitely see the irony though.
TielKiri
Nothing like that was never forced down anyone’s throat; the bill is targeting gender, sexuality, and race in an attempt to censor-
TielKiri
them. You’ll still know race and sexuality and gender exists, but you won’t know about redlining or get to join an LGBT club, and these-
TielKiri
groups will absolutely feel the ostracism and otherness that this bill is based on. It will prevent those things you want to solve a-
tehboomer
Fair enough. Having some context I can understand why it's funny, but still don't think it's in anyone's best interest to have educational
tehboomer
material removed. It's a shitty law by shitty people, but why fight shittiness with more shittiness?
Strangedays2026
There's 2 axis for alignment, the character trait Floridian means that you always fall under chaotic regardless of morality.
Drewcifer70
Reasonable
AsheLake
But this is using the law. Does that make it Chaotic Lawful?
JeffGodofBiscuits
Special attack - Malicious Compliance, this attack follows the exact wording of a command, regardless of the issuer's intended meaning
PunIshErnest
Chaotic means seeing laws as optional when contemplating an action. It does not mean that you can't restrict others with their own laws.
Strangedays2026
I would say "Order" not law in this situation. In D&D you can slip into the mindset Order and Law are the same because the repeating1/2
Strangedays2026
Patterns of Order can make it fairly easy to determine what is expected. Order is something that can happen naturally(even if unlikely),2/3
Strangedays2026
Law is an attempt to force order on the world. Does that make sense?3/3
UKallikat
Chaos using the law to subvert the law? Seems legit to me.
TongueWagger
Chaotic good?
SquireRamza
"no, i dont agree. Case Dismissed." - GOP judge
Solkanarmy
"so all references to these themes are appropriate? awesome, let's revise that banned list"
SquireRamza
"That's different, the ban remains. Case dismissed."
Geistbar
To your point: all 7 justices of the FL supreme court are R appointees. 3 are DeSantis, 1 Scott, and 3 Crist. 3 Crist terms expire Jan 2023.
SquireRamza
THERE IS NO MAGIC "GACHA!" MOMENT HERE. THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE SYSTEM ItSELF IS CHANGED. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN B4
SquireRamza
YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT!?
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
Settle down, skippy.
ABillionDucks
They think it's Harry Potter.
daromander
What should it be changed to?
Zreen
I'd make a suggestion but it'd put me on a list.
RexFury
exactly... these ppl do not give a fuck if the bible doesnt fit in their rules, they're going to let it be an exception
Goldensands
Well of course, it is a holy book. Which means they need it. How else are they going to indoctrinate kids to believe in hell