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Simone Biles
American Olympic gymnast dismounting from the Vault
Photo - RTE news app.
Gabriel Medina
Brazilian Olympic surfer as he kicked out of the wave in Teahupo'o, Tahiti.
Photo - Jérôme Brouillet
Mythmatic
I thought #2 was some dude walking out of a photoshopped space portal
aurifex
I just don't get the hype. Without the context of video a single frame counts as nothing. Did number one use a springboard? Number two def did use the momentum of a wave as kinetic energy. I don't think number one used any other force other than her own.
tzahtman
#1 "From out of nowhere, off the top rope it's Simone Biles! *crowd loses its mind*
Sebastopol140
Beautiful pictures
Philbert247
Dude isn't really levitating, I see the string right there.
OurLordLucifer
https://youtu.be/H6uUxnAODNM?si=NZ4Cb3l9Yv18Kisv
JayEnfield
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
wait they're not surfing in Paris?
MaverickTitan
#2 I swear I thought this guy was casually riding a high speed square of cloud through a portal to packed stadium viewed at three quarters profile.
I kept wondering to myself “what’s the other end of that cord connected to?”
Melonfish
Add a cape to the top photo and she's Supergirl.
anglarite
#1 the famous Macho Man elbow drop.
ThoughtGuy
I am unable to do these things
gattjt
Both of these have great meme potential, can't wait to see what people come up with
Naitasm
First thing that came into my head was this
kushezz
I thought she retired for mental health concerns?
igglebotato
IIRC she didn't retire, she chose not to compete at the Tokyo Olympics.
yakusokuN8
She took a long break (2 years?) after Tokyo.
kushezz
I remember people being upset at her for retiring like she owed them? I hope she didn't get pressured to come back.
DaierMune
#1 OFF THE TOP ROPE!
DarkerHadou
That’s a ten-foot elbow if I’ve ever seen one, geez Louise.
DaierMune
Terminal Velocity Elbow Drop
EDoPur
#2 That's got to be the coolest kick-out from a wave ever.
Nodak70
I like it – there’s likely been cooler, but never one that was captured as well as this!
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
It needs the 'Deal with it' meme treatment. Have the sunglasses just float onto him as he kicks out
Germankipp
At first glance it looked like he was badly photoshoped as stepping out of a portal
MadCat221
#1 Photo taken right before she flips a middle finger at Physics.
Quizz25S
She looks like she's about to body slam Isaac Newton
AreYouABadPerson
Looks like she's about to give physics the people's elbow actually.
aerodynamit3
Idk, seems like she used physics as intended, with exceptional control.
SirYumYum
I'm pretty sure she's made physics and biomechanics her bitch.
terdfergusonuf
I happened to be passively watching today. Her floor routine score was needed to win the all around gold and of course she fucking nailed it. Such a badass!
MechKelly
She only needed 8 points but still gave an insane showing to close out the night.
terdfergusonuf
Yea, I saw the highlights on primetime. The team score was 5+ on silver at her start. That’s not common. Still crushed it like a boss.
DarkwingDuc
Nailed it with a bad ankle. Crazy to see her land these huge flips and leaps, then gingerly hop one-footed down the stairs afterwards, so as to avoid any undue pressure on her ankle.
MechKelly
That was her calf in qualifying. It was still taped up in the finals but didn't seem to be giving her any trouble.
MadamPuddifoot
I thought it was her calf? (genuinely asking)
Oatmealman1
She is soooo pretty! I checked, she's 27, I can have a crush. 🤣
TK421isAFK
And she's happily married to an NFL defensive lineman that's like 8 times her size, so good luck!
Oatmealman1
Good luck with what? A crush doesn't imply that you are pursuing someone. I had a crush on scary spice, doesn't mean I was sending her love letters. 🤦🏻♂️
TK421isAFK
Well, SOME people understood the joke. I didn't call you a creep or stalker, dude.
Oatmealman1
That's fair, sorry for snapping at you. Already got someone cringe raging because I said she's 27. That's my bad for jumping at ya.
firlefranz
Not her hubbie, but Shaq for scale…

TK421isAFK
I don't care how tall she is, she's one of the biggest heroes in my book, simply for inspiring my own daughter to work hard at gymnastics, which took her to Nationals 7 years in a row. Simone Biles is a true inspiration and role model.
firlefranz
I admire her too. This is for your daughter, as an inspiration!
/gallery/MMyKNIx
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
I desperatelty need someone to photoshop that top image into a pro wrestling event.
KamakaziSloth
With the John Cena horns at full blast!!
forgotiwasfine
Cuz that right there is the people’s elbow
ArchMagos
I'm at work, but I'll see what I can do after I get home
RadiDaddy
“And it’s Simone Biles off the top rope, slamming an elbow into Hulk Hogan’s larynx!”
Gayforbae
After his rnc showing....
tazedconfused
OOOOOOHHHHMMMMAAAHHHHGOOOD!!!!!!!
Lassannn
"AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS SHE HAS BROKEN HIM IN HALF!!"
camn333
You're welcome
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
It's beautiful.
ArchMagos
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Glorious.
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
I'm glad you made it home, it's been 30 hours I was beginning to worry about you.
ArchMagos
Lol, I got home late enough yesterday that I just went to bed.
AlxEverett
I was thinking superhero
rrlyrae
she already is.
WorkerLurker
I was thinking looking through cabinets trying to find a snack
AlxEverett
lol ya, we need a whole album of these and a video animation
EmotionallyCrippled
I got you fam /a/YQZBkQP
LadySunshineSupernova
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, and one upvote
tzahtman
Jest3r123
Baron29
crashmat
Nice work
VaultGirl69
You bastard. 😉
2fligh2high
ForceAwakenWasLame
That’ll do, donkey. That’ll do.
Anaphriel
I was half expecting Randy to turn into Simone biles halfway through the video. Not entirely disappointed though. Ooooh yeeeeeaaahhh.
ButLogicallyTho
That what i was expecting
2fligh2high
SkeksiLady
I am THOROUGHLY disappointed
2fligh2high
MatrimBloodyCauthon
You are forgiven and we love you, now do it again with the olympic person