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I wanna click this ad so badly just to watch a guy fail to explain how the ice and the eggs are related to pooping but it will never be as funny as what's in my head.
EDIT: Next time I will blur the URL. As many have commented this is obvious clickbat. If you are having trouble pooping and have increased your fiber talk to a doctor and do not use the frozen eggs or this man's extreme poop juice. Your body already has a detoxification and cleansing system that works just fine if you're not sick and neither eggs or poop juice will help if you are sick.
miked854
Firestar002
You really wanna clean yourself out? Take 1.5x normal laxatives, get a 2 liter bottle of water or juice, your smart device and camp out on the toilet for most of the day. Every time something comes outta your ass, take a drink.
WoofBastard
What the actual eff? You eat ice-cold egg salad and it makes you poop? Pardon me if I detect a whiff of the stuff they had all over that Delta plane to Barcelona.
graehall
Hah, quality reference
MissIWasntItching
So we're just upvoting bizarre clickbait now?
mageoflime
Ah, but it's only clickbait if I included the link. By removing the link I have rendered it a found meme, impotent to seduce us but incredible to shitpost.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
If it helps, eggs have “good cholesterol”
mageoflime
Ah yes, which is why when you freeze them, the pooping experience turns into a luge.
OpenMouthHotKiss
joechristo
is that ice or just weird looking bubble wrap?
MeowWoof
We're all just skipping over getting pooping advice from a heart surgeon? Stick to above the belt, leave that stuff to the proctologists.
AchyBreakyArthritickyKnees
Over 10% of cardiac arrests happen on the toilet (Google it - it’s true, honest!) - pooping puts pressure on the vagus nerve. So yeah, maybe DO listen to a heart specialist about pooping.
MeowWoof
But the heart surgeon doesn't get paid unless you need heart surgery. It's in his financial best interest to feed you bullshit pooping advice! Wake up sheeple! /s
Khrome
if you click it.. I almost guarantee there wont be ice or eggs in the video;
Racealistic
Whenever i have eggs as nourishment, i have to poop. Always makes the rumbly in my tumbly. I love eggs tho
GravyEducation
Poach em fry em stick em in a Ramen
AchyBreakyArthritickyKnees
The rumbly in my tumbly after eating eggs often turns into a sulphuric gas. My SO still loves me in spite of this.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I miss how life was back when I hadn't yet read the phrase "extreme poop juice".
flamingflamingo
It’s just click bait. Is the same thing as like a picture of toy slime and the headline “THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT FAST”.
mageoflime
For sure. Which is why I didn't include the link.
prufock
He's just another quack doctor pushing supplements.
brickius
Basically take the eggs out of the ice, leave them at room temperature for 12 months, then eat them raw - definitely will empty your bowels
lostharbinger42
That's why I ate 4 dozen eggs a day growing up
Someshithead241
Must have helped you get large.
CalvinMcFly
Are you roughly the size of a barge??
tpanyS
Are there people who see "This simple trick..." ads/comments/etc and actually click on them? Like I see those 3 words and for me it's an immediate scroll past lol.
Hibs06
The only way i can poop anymore is if I eat three iced eggs.
MechKelly
Any title that says something like, "you've been doing *blank* wrong your whole life" is pure click bait. If it's worked, you're not doing it wrong.
mageoflime
Are you sure you don't need to know about ADVANCED pooping?!
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
well as you know, the inside of your rectum is hot enough to cook an egg. naturally, you want to chill them afterwards.
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
You'd think people would stop and think twice when a "Heart Surgeon" is giving advice related to bowel movements...also, erm...that URL is...concerning.
GCRust
*Looks up the author* Former Heart Surgeon hawking diet advice. Someone's decided to fill the void left by Oz.
mageoflime
Oh yeah, clearly bullshit. But hilarious bullshit.
nognomwifey
My grandpa has gone down the rabbit hole and it’s intense. He won’t do anything any other doc like his GP tells him.
Brhino
turns out, you're supposed to take the eggs out of the shell before you eat them. Who knew?
breadedfishstrip
Always reminds me of that story of Dan Rykert from Giantbomb, who thought "egg whites" were the egg shells - had an awful eggwhite omelet
DespiseEveryone
Tricky with caviar
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Having heard that earlier could have saved my anoos.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Why are we asking a heart-surgeon about bowels?
Eidodk
Because he has spent the better part of 20 years, learning about the human organism, and what makes it tick ? You don't question a 20 years of experience VW mechanic about ANYTHING on a VW car model, EVEN if it is not the engine.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
That is a poor example. Mechanics are generalists, not specialists.
Eidodk
Doctors are generalists with a special interest. If you think a heart surgeon doesn't know about the kidneys, then you have a completely distorted knowledge about medical school and internships in the field.
jerbern1
Just stick that frozen bad boy up the nono hole and your bowels will empty in no time.
Ryukaa
Nonono, the secret is Salmonella, you will shit alot :)
FBKatB3tadotcom1
You spelt ooooh ooooh yes yesyessssss fill me up fill me up yesssssss wrong
TheDildoOfConsequences
Yes, it's spelt "D-A-D-D-Y".
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
yall motherfuckers need Moloch
zanaria
"How to empty your bowels every morning." Get food poisoning the night before... /s
kraquepype
VitaminP6
"Stick 3 frozen eggs in your ass before bed, so that the following morning when you go for a poo you can feel what it's like to be a mother hen :)"
Escapist83
"This guy doesn't know about the three eggs and the ice."
Nitrobakter
The inside of you butt is warm enough to boil an egg.
CheeseborgarSoop
NotACanadian
Three Eggs and Ice, by Dr. Seuss
DutchBoeremeisie
I was having an extremely shitty day, but this made laugh. Thank you.
firstandlast85
you mean the three egg shells and complementary butt ice?
astrangehop
"if you want to *softboil* an egg in your butt…"
Krashtestdummy
atomicsnarl
Probably doesn't know about the three sea shells, either!
TeddyMoment
CanadianCyborg
Why has no one capitalized Covid to make this a real thing? WHY?!
Vyrro
I did that with all my buds diring the thick of the rona
rkingesd365
Be well.
Superchief86
"The Three Eggs and the Ice". My favourite parable from the bible.
trapdoorogre
A slight remix of the three ice men.
BeenisWeenis
Quisibinomenimposuit
Only the first egg hurts.
SyntheticReindeer
Its because you peel the second and third egg
jomi20806
That is why you use the ice
ManByTechnicality
You must not be cooking them right.
adaptabledisease
Anyone seen my seashells?
Mooseman1991
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Just shells
huhsaywhatnow
I have them, but I don't know how to use them.
JackHL01
no, but i know of a woman selling seashells on the seashore...
afambelafonte
Over the years I've put thought into this. All I can come up with is you use them to scrape.
MileysVirus
I'm not gonna look for it now, but someone made an informative graphic on how to properly use the shells.
mageoflime
DO NOT SCRAPE
afambelafonte