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https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1593520016657260544
Nov 18, 2022 10:33 PM
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https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1593520016657260544
MarkRavingMad
A lack of users was never gonna be the problem. Twitter is gonna go down because he fired all the people who know how to keep it running.
nsaspyingonuranus
Dunn-by-Kruger leadership.
aguacatedeldiablo
I've spent more time on Twitter in the past 3 weeks than in the entirety of the rest of its existence combined. Don't have an account.
spangdooler
ShadowZX
Twitter is gonna be agonizing for the next few months until the twat decides to sell at a big loss, and the will slowly start to get better
pdup231910
Outstanding post. You're doing God's work.
brambleheart
Bitchin fiddle solo, bro.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
That's a really apt metaphor. No doubt it will go over Elon's head.
Azazellosarmour
Let that sink in/s
beesneedlovetoo
I started going on just to see what all the fuss was about ??. I deleted my app of twitter now lol.
n0n53n53
If a douche tweets in an empty forest will it make a sound?
DoIactuallyneedaUserName
If a douche tweets into its own douche… is that a double douche or still a single douche?
flashedjunkmind
lol
Choman82
This statement looks like Trump's statement.
fartymarty42
monkeyfly
What a muppet.
gnomedeplume
this is insulting to all the real talented muppets in the industry
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
This is great. Fave'd. Thanks.
BootsDusty
krslvsasuka101
oh shit
pdup231910
Bwahahahaha. Brilliant!
tarnok
Sadly meta only seems to be taking on a little bit if water, unlike twitter. Musk should buy meta next
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
last place i MET-A nazi
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Sadly....Meta is waaaaaay outta Musks price range. Just FB is worth 245 billion.
tarnok
It sucks that duck knows how to run an evil social media company
GloveFullaVaseline
OK I'm way too fucking stupid to understand this. Please help.
Arcrosis
There is no one at HQ atm. So many were fired or quit that the office is currently closed so the remaining staff were sent home.
GloveFullaVaseline
Thank you both. Helps, but I'm still too stupid. Or maybe too old or both. Cheers.
RevolutionOnHerLips
It's related to the meme where someone suggests a logical solution & is thrown from the window
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Mephane
We11thatwasC00L
So it's continental then?
Kompromatic
This is probably one small view of his 10-dimensional, multilingual chess gambit linked to stellar movements/orbits. Or he's an idiot, idk.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
While his Muskovites will claim the former, I think he's more playing Chutes and Ladders or Candyland.
Kompromatic
2B honest looks more like Twister + Operation
georgedragonslayer
Is this what happens when you bring all the boys to the yard? (She's over 21 now. I can make that joke).
slyvic
I never understood that.
BootsDusty
DoIactuallyneedaUserName
“… who’s gonna know?… nobody’s gonna know!”
Leonon
Reesrose
CrazyViruss
Oh ya? Just hang on to your hat bud
xyrax
Thats his last ditch. He has nothing else so of course he is going to accelerate this move.
AnOceanOfStars
"He can't be that stupid..." [Narrator: "But he was. He fucking was, and very willing to show it."]
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I voted no... and sadly it's by far not winning.
CrazyViruss
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593767953706921985
dergage
Oof those comments. Has Twitter always been that bad?
ZKrock
Yes-ish, but from the overly PC crowd. Now it's just the standard toxic cultistic rhetoric.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
Memeception
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I mean, it really sucks for the employees who are here on work visas who got their lives exploded this week
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Yeah, seeing the same stories up here in Canada with the layoffs at Amazon and such.
RadicalLiberal
Does no one else SEE what Musk is doing? 1/
RadicalLiberal
Intentionally getting rid of all the high-paid American employees, just so he can justify moving Twitter's programming works overseas, /2
RadicalLiberal
where he can pay 10 cents on the dollar!
It's all be design. /3
agamemnonrichards
He fired all those people also
aldunsmuir360
Marshmallow time.
timmaybanks
RummageSaleBubbler
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ThatHappensToMeSometimes
Zombie Musk!!!
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RummageSaleBubbler
Ack, a double Musk. Is this how he's CEO of three companies?
expfarrer
wtf
srsfaceI8C
@botdrawa Elon Musk destroying twitter
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HonestlyNotARobot
Musk doesn't know when it's time to step back & ask for help, does he? He could easily pay very smart people to come in and help fix things
Sheldonian
Or just not fire the smart people in the first place
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
The more I see of Musk, the more he's like Trump. Compliance and obedience is the most important thing. Does not like dissenting views.
SixFeetfromSanity
Its like watching someone who's never run a marathon before pass out at the halfway mark and shit their pants, but they've got this look *1
ArkoneAxon
To be fair, running halfway and passing out is still an impressive achievement for a marathon. This is more like watching someone sitting>
ArkoneAxon
on the back of a bicycle built for two, with the other guy doing all the work, and getting upset over being disqualified for not RUNNING.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
And then there's this guy
chetnixandflill
What a mindfuck for the other runners though lol
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
"What's your training like." "I wake up in the morning and have a pack of smokes finished by lunch."
chetnixandflill
The lunch: another pack of smokes and a handful of slim jims
SixFeetfromSanity
On their face like they're dreaming they won the race, and everyone is standing around horrified while they just smile and keep shitting.
CosmosSmasher99
Man, that's straight up poetry.
11Weasel11
You've run a marathon in south Florida with the " bucket list" retirees haven't you??
TheOneThatGotBanned
Is that a thing?
BradysButtBoy
It is now
Eleshar24
Beautiful image have you conjured. You are a wizard with words, sire. +1
baconandmorebacon
I'd say, someone who runs until they pass out has earned their dreams. Musk on the other hand payed to get driven to the halfway mark and1/2
baconandmorebacon
immediately fell on his face because he can't even tie his shoes and tripped over his laces. 2/2
DaystarClarion
Like an episode of Always Sunny where the gang’s collective delusion is so far removed from reality.
TossedSaladsandScrambledEggs
I thought of HIMYM St. Patrick's episode
NeverDunNuffin
First scene I thought of was this https://youtu.be/_PdYJoKT6Og
RevolutionOnHerLips
I love Fat Mac's cry so much
DaystarClarion
Exactly
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Musk didn't want to buy Twitter because of the unknown amount of bots. Soon bots are all there's left.
gnomedeplume
and then the bots are gone because twitter's crumbling infrastructure can't support them
TheSilverSeraph
Then it will be a known quantity - 100%. See, it all part of Elon’s super-genius 5D chess we plebs just don’t understand
natik001
I understand it. He clearly wants to be Lord of the Bots. Batteries, electric vehicles, drills, flamethrowers and rockets. It all fits.
Ninjainslippers
"There are too many bots!" *Fires all mods* "Look at how many users we have!"
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Musk didn't want to buy Twitter cause he never really planned to buy it. But, I get what you're saying. :)
marsilies
Typically when I don't really plan to buy something, I don't sign a contract agreeing to buy it for a certain price. Musk did.
Fuzzysteve
Oh, he didn't want to buy. He also didn't want to go to jail for insider trading (he owned like 9.5% of the stock before he pumped it up)
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
And also waive all due diligence for the contract you agreed to.