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LetumComplexo
Apparently this person doesn’t know the meaning of the phrase “anonymous tip”
PresidentOfMexico
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
wooting
did he get out because of good behavior?
Vaanhalen
Sho where's the follow up? This was in 2013
TheFatherMind
Too many holes in this story.
jukkz
soaksloginwood
bambulina
That really didn't require explanation.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
"No, this is the tightest shit. I'm literally dying af here. Can't breathe, my life up to this point was a lie" -tumblr
RickSanchezC420
pyroshen
Anonymous report, how would he be arrested?
summershank
It was an anonymous tip he didn’t go to jail can’t you fucking READ
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
"No, you don't understand" fuck that guy. How dumb are we.
PiGiSpi
"that's cool" "no but you don't understand, it's cool"
JohnEburt
I think calling this “the tightest shit ever” is a poor choice of words in this scenario
BobaFettApproves
unlawful good
LilikoiCheese
Human decency? Im glad the perv got in trouble but i still see no human decency in robbing someone. two wrongs dont make a right Red Pill
66TallGuy
But it was anonymous...did he miss that part?
mrdude88
“Is that a dinosaur?” - guy who posted, probably.
Tagoytoy
The difference between a burglar and a home invader.
levijom
The thief is going to jail, but the pedo is gonna get prison shanked while he's in
TheRealEngali
W/ dick, probably
abonilla01172000
MightyCat
Beenthinkinboutthosebeans
So he stopped mid-burgle to watch some random VHS tapes which were either unlabeled or titled "Definitely Not Child Abuse"? Doubt.
OneNightStandMadeOfWood
The “tightest shit ever”? What language is that?
JiffyDealer
He may be a bad guy, but he’s not a bad *guy*
DeepInYourThroat2
Correction. He's a bad guy....but not a really "bad" guy.
JiffyDealer
DeepInYourThroat2
snoogans671
Why do they always have to say “you don’t understand”. Pretty sure the other person understood, Ass
ElbowdeepinElmo
No you don't understand. You have to point out that they're idiots and that you literally can't even
mihaiborcan
everybody's overly dramatic on Tumblr
DorMin2
Ironically the person saying "you don't understand" didn't understand that it was an anonymous tip.
JStengah
The same reason imgur posts have a lot of MRW in the title. It's community-specific vocabulary. I doubt they actually think the other person
JStengah
didn't understand that, they wanted to emphasize a specific point and starting with "You don't understand" is how you do that on Tumblr
zoomist
I think a lot of people in jail would either beat up or just straight murder some monsters they caged up with.
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Good guy burglar and all but didnt read so goods. "Prompted by an anonymous tip, presumably from the burglar" Sounds like he got away
Sticklebrickk
Cops-"Whoops"
InHarmsWay
He deserves it.
protools1983
Also sounds like a major assumption for a headline
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
What burglar is like “hey, let’s watch some videos while I loot the place.”
Vlascia
Exactly. Or maybe he even planted the evidence?
luke1815
BrohthorNature
So how do we know the burglar was the anonymous tipster...
Dancal5
In the tips he mentioned he was a burglar but wanted to do the right thing and get the guy off the streets I think
SirBagels
I heard it was Steve Buscemi. Or maybe big bird.
ReginaKasteen
Steve Buscemi was burgling a house dressed as Big Bird when...
2074red2074
He could call from a public phone or send an email from a burner email created at a library. Then when they see that the guy has reported1/2
2074red2074
a break-in, they think "Oh, that call was probably legit." 2/2
streetlamptramp
Oh true but ya know he did a good deed
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
I would agree that the one is a worse thing than other but burglary isnt cool man.
whatmustido
And the award for "not as big of an asshole as he could have been" goes to...
streetlamptramp
Oh definitely dude yeah
IAmTheBeachIWorship
“You’re watching Futurama! The show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery!”
neoritter
So here's the problem though. I'm now worried the pedo beat the conviction. A good lawyer would probably try to argue the thief planted it.
neoritter
It's sort of like if the police had found the evidence without a warrant.
beardeddrummer
Yeah, but "tapes of sexual abuse" seems to me like the homeowner filmed himself assaulting the kids, and jept the tapes as trophies
Fooby
tbh if the burglar drops the dime on one rock spider per 100 jobs, im fucking fine with it
lastmanstanding112121
Out of curiosity how did he know? I mean I dont think that shit is actually labeled or easily accessible. It's a plant. Just my 2 cents.
greciandevil
If I open your lap top I’m about to steal and you left child porn up. I can now see it.
lastmanstanding112121
I seriously have to wonder though. I mean it literally seems too easy. Good catch either way. I just always have a question about that story
DickPicEnthusiast
I was thinking perhaps he found it amongst the loot and turned it in? Who stops in the middle of a burglary to watch tapes?
DickPicEnthusiast
Oh, just as I thought: https://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/19/world/europe/spain-burglar-child-pornography/index.html?no-st=9999999999
lastmanstanding112121
Now this makes much more sense. The frickin title and everything always made me think it was mid burgle.
SnackMasterRanger
He happened upon it. And saw it with his eyes or something
pronoun
The question was how did he know the videos were child porn, since it probably wasn't labeled and he probably didn't stop to watch it.
SnackMasterRanger
They probably looked like porn including children. It doesn't take much detective work. He could probably tell at a glance
pronoun
Maybe you're too young to know what a videotape is. You can't tell at a glance what is on a video tape.
SnackMasterRanger
Maybe you're too old to understand how to use Google and do some fact checking, and find that it was on CDs that were thought to be blank.