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Nov 8, 2017 6:56 AM
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
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CosmicPube
So she really didn't come out, look at Loki and say, "Hi Dad." ??
HemlockMoonwolf
Who is she that comes forth at the mornings rising. Fair as the moon, bright as the sun, terrible as an army set in battle array
PorkFriedSquirrel
Ho lee phuck.
imgonnawreckitagain
I read this in her voice. I know I am not the only one
Comradesjeltonarmy
I mean if you want to use the movie quote like a peasant that's right.
bstringrocks777
And damn is she hot. Especially with the messy hair... shes got me!
marchika
Galadriel went Borg.
redberryakaichi
awwwwwwwwwww
Duffman26
Still would
vegachanter2000
HOT!
talel81
The internet makes me hate fandom.
themoreyoutoot
ImgursLibertarian
Vee spee sub spord
ManiaGamine
Saw that movie last night, it was great!
Skuldi
Where's her rotting half?
TheCommentOfTheDay
Same place as Jormungundr I️ imagine.
Gorillionare
ashirian
This is as cringy as 'I have two personalities, nicest guy you've ever met, and twisted psychopath' guy
tzap
In the original context the quote isn't even slightly cringy. These superhero action movies though are.
grimmia
Thank you! I told a co-worker it was basically what would've happened if Galadriel took the ring, but also Jeff Goldblum is there
Studoku
Technically he isn't there- he's somewhere else.
ForSomeAbstractReason
And it's his BIRTHDAAAAAY!
FallingStar7669
So was Éomer.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
I love that synopsis :) Perfectly sums up this gloriously weird movie.
sarajunaid
What movie?
FurryAndConfused
Thor Ragnarok
sarajunaid
Thank you
SloptimusPrime
@QueenSeaStar
QueenSeaStar
I never get notifications that you tag me :(
SloptimusPrime
I was kinda wondering...
Luxurygaydeepspacenine
I've been in love with her since Elizabeth
CNNBRFIINF
she was ROBBED of that academy award.
DroolingHomer
her make up in thor makes her really look like madison ivy
DoorTempleArch
http://78.media.tumblr.com/0954496a241feeaef8b31c0b40b35711/tumblr_nq5k9wHArH1r19feno5_400.gif
princeaizen
This is why DCEU needs to bring back Faora
waydomatic
She’s incredibly charming and beautiful in this great interview - https://youtu.be/x1pIfJvtBQ4
ArchQuantum
Huh, "...long enough to see yourself become the villain."
tzap
I honestly don't get the appeal of these movies. It's two hours of superhero cliches, awful unoriginal one-liners, and copypaste work.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I agree honestly. They were amazing when they started but it's been so over saturated and lost its appeal to me. They try way too much
tzap
Aside of the Dark Knight trilogy, basically every superhero movie of this whole century just recycles the same awful jokes and plot patterns
tzap
Dark Knight being the exception because it had refreshingly few attempts at witty one-liners.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
That's why DC took a different approach with WW, & it paid off. Except for Wolverine, Marvel titles are even less suited for dark grittiness
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
I loved the Dark Knight. The dark, gritty and deadly serious thing works great for Batman, but not so much for other DC heroes like Superman
tzap
..Yeah, trying it with Superman was not a good idea at all. Even so, what I'd like to see more even in these lighter versions is having 1/2
tzap
characters be less self-conscious. Some of the jokes in the Thor series are so self-referential that it's almost breaking the 4th wall. 2/2
tzap
That is, the movie can be funny and have comedic moments, but the characters could be a bit more plausible by being more serious. 3/2
KeeleonOhms
You literally described "movies" and "fiction".
tzap
Not really. Read and seen plenty of solid fiction with bits of original spin to it this century.
tzap
But sure, if you wanna go down the "all's just remixes anyway so it doesn't matter" route, be my guest. I'll drop out from it thou.
AvatarAang
I thought this when I watched it. I definitely think the writers said to each other... "Hela is Galadriel if she didn't pass the test."
rumandbass
ok so she hasn't aged in 16 years??
Ravenbreaker
Money is a hell of an age deterrent.
tzap
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
Neephington
It's been 16 years already?
RoutemasterFlash
She's an elf, duh.
HaikuCarChase
I can't seem to find this episode of Samurai Jack!?
Hedon
She is hella cool
The22ndDoctor
JonCollinson
Roguishpotato
She is hella hot
dantesimgurno
Hel-ya
IWantAllTheCutePuppers
Actually named Hel, I guess they changed due to over sensitive pussies.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Jack Kirby and/or Stan Lee came up with the name way back in the 1960s. They probably just thought Hel didn't sound feminine enough.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Btw, aren't most deities called differently in English? Herakles became Hercules, Merkur = Mercury, Yahweh = Jehovah etc. And Marvel's...
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Norse pantheon differs from the original Norse-Germanic one in many ways. Some Asgardians (e.g.,the Warrior's Three) are made up.Not that...
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
the originals aren't made up :) You know what i mean. PS: The Germanic tribes called them by different names too.Thor=Donar, Odin=Wodan etc.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Hence the German words Donner and Donnerstag btw. Just like the English words thunder and Thursday are derived from Thor (via Old Norse).
Krakencrotch
Mercurius*
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
You're right :) Turns out Merkur is germanized. I thought we used the Roman name of originally Hermes here in G.,but seems we changed it too
Krakencrotch
Uh, yeah, Hermes is the Greek name, champ
waydomatic
I never understood “terrible as the dawn”. Dawn is quite nice :)
HoneNathan
Would you say it is... Terrific?
PffftNext
Because for the Elves when the Sun appeared it meant the arrival of Men and the fading of Elves. The first dawn was like finding your first
PffftNext
grey hair for example.
Roehcai
Poetry sometimes uses unconventional, even contradictory, descriptions. Elven poetry is probably some 'next level' stuff too.
SuperCakeSmuggler
Tell the sun not to rise one morning. Try to stop it. There it is.
Pegussu
An endless day where the sun burns in the sky forever, scorching the earth with beautiful flame.
IrishJesus
As a redhead... The dawn IS terrible.
cragath
We've never woken up as me.
Doctadeth
Trolls
LurkingTrout
Blindingly beautiful maybe?
SeamusCurran
Obviously you've never been hung over to the point that light hurt.
Galactigoat
The sun is a giant flaming ball of destruction, but we only think of the pretty colors at wake-up time.
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the TV show. Dawn was the worst.
SomeCrazyNerd
The dawn signifies another day closer to death. :)
darthbiscuit
“Terrible”, in this case, more or less means, “All encompassing.”
zeroofshadow
blinding light searing your eyes vs a gentle glow, easy choice anyday.
maelthra
She compares herself to several forces of nature. Basically what's she's saying is that, you would have no choice but to love her... 1/2
maelthra
2/2 ... because she could force you to. She would have been worse than Sauron, b/c he was clearly evil.
ChronologicalMyopia
b :formidable in nature :awesome a terrible responsibility c :exciting extreme alarm or intense fear :terrifying
annoyingjoe
https://imgur.com/RS7WiWu
PirateRubberDuck
I thought it referred to battles starting at dawn. A reference to the terribleness of war.
Lamaman
As Tolkien went to WWI himself, guess that is it
dalaiyoda
You're a morning person, we get it.
FortressCraft
She meant Dawn. You know Dawn, from accounting?
newsguycraigevans
I heard she broke Kevin's arm when he spilled coffee by her desk.
Derplord
The elves love the stars. Im no expert but before the dawn there were only stars and the tree of light. Until saurons betrayal that is.
Gremlynn4023
Correct. Sylvan elves are largely nocturnal
tzap
Original was "And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night!". Beautiful as morning, terrible as night.
maelthra
Beautiful and terrible apply to both morning and night. She was saying that she'd be unstoppable just like those.
ElioNope
The silence of night is shattered by a great crescendo of unrelenting flame, enriching the land and scorching the sky. Pretty cool tbh.
GeezMomEnlightenUp
GingerList
Descriptive
websurfintime
demodulated
MeowMooKittyCow
I assume you did well in English.
ElioNope
Thanks for the commendation. In creative writing, yes. Giving a shit about Shakespeare, not so much.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
You have to get up and go to work though :\ What could possibly be more terrifying?
MyTrashCanIsFull
What if you accidentally woke up an hour early because of daylight savings time?
shibbytothelibby
TheClayKnight
smallskillerofhambino
Getting up for work...
Jacksontime
my lunchtime is dawn.
FunkomaticTrashCompactor
Ah graveyard shift workers, the real walking dead.
Jacksontime
Well my co worker bill is 84.