My GF told me she's leaving because of my obsession with health and safety - I said, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Jul 12, 2026 4:55 PM

stardustLUST

Views

32746

Likes

780

Dislikes

46

SOURCE: https://bsky.app/profile/love98u.bsky.social

anime

art

dad_jokes

digital_art

naruto

Back in the day I watched a lot of Naruto, maybe until 100 episodes into shippuuden or more. I can confidently say that there wasn't a single arc where I didn't find Sakura annoying af. They did her dirty.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh Sakura gravure. That's rare.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Look. If I have to choose between our relationship and my love of pointing out the fire exits....well, there's the door."

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not accurate... Her forehead is too narrow!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That gf's name? Albert Einstein

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

She could have been cool. She almost was! She started off as the poster child for “shonen women” but her initial character arc was literally “hey, maybe don’t coast off of natural intelligence and belittle hard work, and instead start fighting tooth and nail to be better or you’ll have to depend on others when it matters most”. It was organic, and in the forest of death (I’ll forgive the hair cutting thing), we got one of the best “turning points” I’ve seen. Then instead of allowing her own

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

victory, she needed rescuing TWICE (once from Rock Lee, and another from Sasuke) from that encounter, proceeded to fight her childhood friend who embodied her holding back and not taking this all seriously. Then, instead of WINNING that fight, proving that she had changed in the forest, she tied with her and proceeded to not be remotely relevant for the rest of the series until Shippuden. She was ROBBED! Both in universe (Kakashi didn’t do shit for her) but more importantly by Kishimoto

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No idea who the character is but amazing work.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

That's exactly what I would expect someone who is 'obsessed with safety' to say.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wish this guy was in charge of Sakura's design in the later seasons.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the way these look. There's something about this style that I find oddly comforting.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think I gave up on watching Naruto back in 2006.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Search for something called "the Ocean Cut" of Naruto. Dude cut all the filler and 90% of repeated crap. It's the only way I got through it all, and now I wholeheartedly think it's a fucking masterpiece of storytelling.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'll have a look when I get home from work. Thanks for letting me know!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No problem 😁 I hope you can find it!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute but useless. Just like my cat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Don't insult your cat like that!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well she's a pretty thing. I'm sorry she's gone.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I see she has the Imperial Conditioning but her lips don't have the stain? "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like condoms?

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I genuinely have no damn clue what they're referring to

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's the 1996 classic...Killer Condom that worries her...

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What the fu…?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Condom The comic by Ralf König is just the best !

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sakura deserved better in Naruto.

She also deserves better than this bland-ass dump.

title kinda funny tho

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

#2 is my favorite

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thou hast good taste. But all are really good.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What’s up witu the forehead on #2

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Some people have an eyebrow ridge.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The diamond makes it look like her forehead is dented

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gosh thank you! I was having a hard time seeing the diamond

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you mean the blue diamond?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Double forehead jutsu

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ty for downvoting my blind ass, and thanks for those who pointed out that it was a diamond and not the sky

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

When I read that the first time, I legitimately laughed out of shock. Sakura was only at their level when Pt2 started vs them at the Valley.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Savage.

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yyyeeaa.... "I finally caught up with them!" --5 seconds before naruto/sasuke pull the most brutal god tier shit ever putting her to immediate shame.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

@OP can we assume we wasn't an eGirl or waifu pillow? J/k she probably was not an anime girl

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What?

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think he had a stroke

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Underappreciated. Sakura needs more love and Imgur needs more good artwork of Sakura. Great post!

2 weeks ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Sasuke gave her love, like he even fucked her 2 or 3 times

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Sakura was the punchiest of punching bags for as many seasons as I watched the show.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Never really changed, sadly. Just when she was beginning to catch up, both Naruto and Sasuke, as well as the overall baddies, went up at least an order of magnitude in power, for SOME reason. I didn't make it more than 3 episodes into Boruto, but I don't think it ever really changed much.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I greatly and wholeheartedly say the ball was 1000% dropped on her character arc. as well as many other characters in the series.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That show went far too many times into fillers and finally never came out of it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One episode I remember she was in a headlock getting punched and the whole thing was flashbacks interspersed with her getting punched some more and the grand resolution was she somehow got out of the headlock. That was it. My friend at the time who got me into Naruto called it the Donkey Punch episode.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the moment she does that fakeout confession to Naruto is when I stopped caring about her entirely. I "get" the motivation behind it but it still strikes as a horrible justification.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0