This couple has made dozens of videos of the same dance to the same song and like, idk, my gut reaction to that is negative. It probably shouldn't be but it makes me sad about the quality of online entertainment.
Still sounds aggressive to me.. but then again... My reference point is Urdu and Persian...which sound like "sissies" in the language club with how they're so soft doing that doing death metal in those languages is impossible or just sounds hilarious
Thats gotta be the mellowest german ive ever heard, up till the abracadabra, that had a tint of aggression. Gona get this shit stuck in ppla heads now muahahaha
Never got why people think German is ugly. I speak German and think it's just lovely, with lots of accent variation. I speak some Dutch too, now there's a language with a lot of throat clearing. To say nothing of Arabic, yikes, it's not pretty at all. German gets a lot of undeserved hate.
Tbf tho the reason many people think German sounds aggressive is because either they mostly know it from WW2 movies/games where it's soldiers yelling at each other, Hitler himself yelling in his speeches, or people making jokes about how supposedly aggressive it sounds. All languages sound aggressive if you're yelling.
I have friends from Germany and they just talk like normal people when they speak German lol.
American gamerfriend many years ago was speechless when he heard us speak german for the first time. "That didn't sound like german at all!" So we kinda...had to break it to him.
Yeah tbh I was shocked too. I was listening to my German friend speaking German and it was very soft and sounded nice. I myself, prior to that, had only ever really heard German spoken in movies and video games. Also Germans tend to be friendly. Like if you ask them how they are they'll actually answer with details haha.
As a sidenote it's remarkable how many words were similar to English, as a testament to English's Germanic roots. Like I could almost understand what they were saying.
Yeah, there's usually less "meaningless" social phrases in German, when starting up a conversation and especially "how are you" is often seen as an invitation to talk about what's currently going on in ones life.
Answering with a polite "I'm fine" is usually a way to either signal that you're not interested in further conversation or to switch to a different topic than personal life.
A polite phrase that doesn't reflect the state of the person might even be seen as dishonest or disrespect.
I watched this video on YouTube years ago when I was trying to learn basic German phrases and the guy said you can ask people coming out of a supermarket what they bought, and usually German people that weren't in a hurry would actually tell you. And he proceeded to interview people coming out of a supermarket and almost everybody responded with a smile. Like "Ein Brot, Kohl, Käse und Wein" and stuff, while looking in their bags.
It is objectively a very harsh sounding language even when spoken normally with a lot of words containing or ending with 'ch', 'tz', 'st', etc or many words ending in hard consonants as opposed to some softer flowing languages like Spanish or French.
All the meme videos have one dude trying his best to make German sound as aggressive as possible. Its a bit - but sadly this is the internet where people just don't get it :)
This is a German song that's been in my music playlist for ages. The lyrics sound nice (even if I can't understand a lick of German lol) and is the main reason it's in my playlist at all.
I can see from your profile that you can laugh again How can that look so real? Tell me how you do it Just decided two weeks ago, everyone dances for themselves Whatever I think about, anything but you
I can see on your profile that you're laughing again I've never seen us so disgustingly happy So disgustingly happy when I see you two like this You're lying in each other's arms laughing and I'm dancing here alone Because I don't need you anymore to be happy again
I'm dancing alone now Alone, alone, alone Alone, alone, alone Alone, alone, alone Alone, alone The lights flash, you shine in time with the strobe light Maybe I'm happy for you, but maybe I'm just not At the beginning we swore that we'd be forever But your big "forever" was just a joke
The lights flash, you shine in time with the strobe light I've never seen us so disgustingly happy So disgustingly happy when I see you two like this You're lying in each other's arms laughing and I'm dancing here alone Because I don't need you anymore to be happy again
I hate to admit that I miss you so much Somehow being alone isn't enough I hate to admit that I miss you so much That's why I keep dancing, keep dancing
A lot of people I know use German commands for their dogs. You can put in a very firm tone of voice and since they don't speak it normally the dogs knows what is speech and what is an order
I originally replied K, just to state that your pendantry added nothing to the conversation. Yes, we are aware that it is English. I said American because we have our own style of talking. That is, chap. To say we have our own way of speaking. Learn how to add constructively to conversations rather than just pointing out the most basic errors like you are some kind of expert.
Well, the problem is that there is also not 1 "American", for example Texans and Mainers speak very differently. US americans just speak some form of local English dialect.
True, but I think you could call American English a distinct dialect. Granted there are distinct languages like Czech and Slovak that may be closer to each other in practice than various dialects of English are and we just don't want to call them different languages.
Also regional dialects are totally a thing. My HS German teacher spoke Austrian German and it's gorgeous. She was very cautious to teach us the Germany German vocab but her vocal cadence was downright Italian. I could listen to that woman read a cook book.
As an Austrian, it really depends on where the speaker's coming from. Viennese dialect isn't really nice to hear. And don't get me started on the guys from Tyrol and Vorarlberg, that's not even remotely German :P
I was taught botany by a Dutch woman who didn't bother to tell us that she was teaching us the Dutch names for various plants instead of the English names. It's ok; it all worked out.
But mostly not as harsh sounding when you're a native speaker and it just rolls up your throat and down your tongue. It's much worse when a non native speaker tries to pronounce all the ch, CH, rr, str or glottis-sounds. Also depends heavy on the Region you're from - Bavarians speaking high German sound still differently than p.e. Palatians or Saxons.
We Dutch have similar hard sounds in our language. It makes the language notoriously difficult for a foreigner to pronounce. Must be a regional thing, neighbour! ;)
Had a Dutch student, her pronouncing Tigerbrot (not sure how it's written in Dutch) correctly nearly killed me! XD I like the Dutch language! Greetings from your neighbor!
Tbh, this kinda always, felt weird to me, as a German from the Rhineland around Cologne, I always felt that the ch / g sounds ect made dutch seem softer than especially high German? Maybe it's how those sounds make a word seem more fluid than having a hard consonant.
Although then on holiday I often felt that the Dutch speaking tourists made up for that with a generally louder speaking voice 🤣
irisewithredeyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR4vamT51Nw
widiwi
here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I
Regeny
Please hold my Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbarbierbier for a second.
SteveMND
For those wondering about the whys and whats and hows of this song and its tongue-twister German history, here ya go: https://youtu.be/PGv5jIT3WHY
OverSpiced
Something about cake?
anzji
Yes! Rhubarb cake/pie
DracarysBlackfyre
For anyone wondering, the source of the animation is Whitaswhit in youtube and tiktok
BishopHastur
That's Barbara's Rhubarb Bar by Bodo Wartke & Marti Fischer. Here's the full song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I
FourteenRatsInATrenchcoat
Bombastich
Quizz25S
That was fun
Hexidimentional
babababbaba
theskepticinme
Why do I like this so much
CuteLukePatoot
I'm glad that more people are getting to know this song!
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Saw Bodo live last summer, it was glorious!
gon0
I love Bodo Wartke's songs, which are deep, happy, inspiring. These short rhyme clips from him only show a glimpse of his potential
personwhoisaperson
Barbarians
gablestout
Yeah...but, also Germany...
Mithi
It is a house for sick people, why the everloving fuck would you NOT call it exactly this?
gablestout
Mithi
Yes, I know that the others are doing it wrong.
gablestout
touche :)
MrStabbyKnife
I've watched this 6x on loop, its 3:15 am, maybe its time to go to sleep.
idownvoteplottwist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcibw-m8tRk
CgnCalling
Oh god! I had forgotten about this. You brought it back! Damn you!!!!
unluckyandbored
Great. Another earworm that's going to randomly pop into my head at unwelcome times for the next 40 fucking years.
ClaudeKenny
insertaclevernamehere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87cUqFA3mnw&t=17s
JustSomePersonThere
“Hey man I don’t look high, right?”
DanimalRC
These guys fucking rule.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
WatcherNotCreeper
Love the shimmy towards the camera at the end
itwasababyox
Alright THIS is exactly what these guys should look like.
eponra
both great guys and musical talents on their own for at least a decade. i think this was their first collab.
firehawkcultist
4e656174
This couple has made dozens of videos of the same dance to the same song and like, idk, my gut reaction to that is negative. It probably shouldn't be but it makes me sad about the quality of online entertainment.
Zixtank
Why does this look so uncanny...
newsguycraigevans
It's a trick. Get an axe.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Probably because they look like the same person.
mystichead
Still sounds aggressive to me.. but then again... My reference point is Urdu and Persian...which sound like "sissies" in the language club with how they're so soft doing that doing death metal in those languages is impossible or just sounds hilarious
mangoshapedspace
du..... du hast.... du hast mich... those are the only german words i know (if theyre german...)
CgnCalling
Ja
grandfalloon
Zentrifugal, my favorite German rap group from 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/6uLI0NFEbSM?si=LPOBcvv1xnJ4OTDr
drizztx
Can we make this "a thing?" This needs to be "a thing." We need more of this.
argentiusdraconis
Thank you, this was exactly the correct level of absurd I needed right now.
datphone777365
Thats gotta be the mellowest german ive ever heard, up till the abracadabra, that had a tint of aggression. Gona get this shit stuck in ppla heads now muahahaha
lujotu
Never got why people think German is ugly. I speak German and think it's just lovely, with lots of accent variation. I speak some Dutch too, now there's a language with a lot of throat clearing. To say nothing of Arabic, yikes, it's not pretty at all. German gets a lot of undeserved hate.
MuffinProof
Wadde hadde dudde da?
DarkfireDragon
Is the playbar rainbow?!
JudgeMentaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZOVia5T5I
ForlornHopeful
It vibes a little like "Propaganda" from the Beyond Good and Evil soundtrack and I'm totally here for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkd-P2vaIc4&list=PLD35AB82C130CE57B&index=31
p7zjnq9gei9000
Aburahkadabara!
louweasel
Thanks. My toddler saw this and now I've had to watch it on repeat for 10 minutes.
agentcutielocks
Be thankful it's not the Badger song. XD
CgnCalling
Hey I know a cool song about sharks - that might distract your toddler…9
MichikoTheJungleFox
Tbf tho the reason many people think German sounds aggressive is because either they mostly know it from WW2 movies/games where it's soldiers yelling at each other, Hitler himself yelling in his speeches, or people making jokes about how supposedly aggressive it sounds. All languages sound aggressive if you're yelling.
I have friends from Germany and they just talk like normal people when they speak German lol.
NoBergine
Ouh, mein Leben!
Wolfenstein German is the best German.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Languages that sound scary to Americans: German, Russian, Arabic. See a trend?
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
I like to add in Japanese.
cjandstuff
Also Rammstein.
minqapoc
American gamerfriend many years ago was speechless when he heard us speak german for the first time. "That didn't sound like german at all!" So we kinda...had to break it to him.
MichikoTheJungleFox
Yeah tbh I was shocked too. I was listening to my German friend speaking German and it was very soft and sounded nice. I myself, prior to that, had only ever really heard German spoken in movies and video games. Also Germans tend to be friendly. Like if you ask them how they are they'll actually answer with details haha.
As a sidenote it's remarkable how many words were similar to English, as a testament to English's Germanic roots. Like I could almost understand what they were saying.
Treiskaideka
Yeah, there's usually less "meaningless" social phrases in German, when starting up a conversation and especially "how are you" is often seen as an invitation to talk about what's currently going on in ones life.
Answering with a polite "I'm fine" is usually a way to either signal that you're not interested in further conversation or to switch to a different topic than personal life.
A polite phrase that doesn't reflect the state of the person might even be seen as dishonest or disrespect.
MichikoTheJungleFox
I watched this video on YouTube years ago when I was trying to learn basic German phrases and the guy said you can ask people coming out of a supermarket what they bought, and usually German people that weren't in a hurry would actually tell you. And he proceeded to interview people coming out of a supermarket and almost everybody responded with a smile. Like "Ein Brot, Kohl, Käse und Wein" and stuff, while looking in their bags.
StellarJay77
It is objectively a very harsh sounding language even when spoken normally with a lot of words containing or ending with 'ch', 'tz', 'st', etc or many words ending in hard consonants as opposed to some softer flowing languages like Spanish or French.
cAPTNcAPSLOCK
All the meme videos have one dude trying his best to make German sound as aggressive as possible. Its a bit - but sadly this is the internet where people just don't get it :)
FungusForge
https://youtu.be/uGEQen_-Hhs?si=ow3jkc8NyT3MVcG-
This is a German song that's been in my music playlist for ages. The lyrics sound nice (even if I can't understand a lick of German lol) and is the main reason it's in my playlist at all.
windom
1/?
I can see from your profile that you can laugh again
How can that look so real? Tell me how you do it
Just decided two weeks ago, everyone dances for themselves
Whatever I think about, anything but you
I can see on your profile that you're laughing again
I've never seen us so disgustingly happy
So disgustingly happy when I see you two like this
You're lying in each other's arms laughing and I'm dancing here alone
Because I don't need you anymore to be happy again
windom
2/?
I'm dancing alone now
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone, alone Alone, alone, alone Alone, alone The lights flash, you shine in time with the strobe light Maybe I'm happy for you, but maybe I'm just not At the beginning we swore that we'd be forever But your big "forever" was just a joke
windom
3/?
The lights flash, you shine in time with the strobe light
I've never seen us so disgustingly happy
So disgustingly happy when I see you two like this
You're lying in each other's arms laughing and I'm dancing here alone
Because I don't need you anymore to be happy again
I'm dancing alone now
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone
windom
4/4
I hate to admit that I miss you so much
Somehow being alone isn't enough
I hate to admit that I miss you so much
That's why I keep dancing, keep dancing
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone (you're so disgustingly happy)
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone (you're so disgustingly happy)
Alone, alone, alone
Alone, alone
Dasnekones
A lot of people I know use German commands for their dogs. You can put in a very firm tone of voice and since they don't speak it normally the dogs knows what is speech and what is an order
aThingWithAKeyboard
Live there's for many years. Enthusiastic Germans sound angry AF to English speakers. Germans are very enthusiastic about many things...
cosonfused
And there is the Tim Allen sketch. The word butterfly. In French: papillon. In Spanish: Mariposa. In German: SCHMETTERLING.
TheJomsborgViking
I think it's presentation, you can make American sound aggressive or lazy depending on how you pronounce and put emphasis in the words.
I think Japanese doesn't sound aggressive when being shouted, they have these very masculine men with gruff voices and they still sound whimsical.
FordyP
There is no language called "American"
TheJomsborgViking
I originally replied K, just to state that your pendantry added nothing to the conversation.
Yes, we are aware that it is English. I said American because we have our own style of talking.
That is, chap. To say we have our own way of speaking.
Learn how to add constructively to conversations rather than just pointing out the most basic errors like you are some kind of expert.
zagibu
Well, the problem is that there is also not 1 "American", for example Texans and Mainers speak very differently. US americans just speak some form of local English dialect.
Vebrandsson
True, but I think you could call American English a distinct dialect. Granted there are distinct languages like Czech and Slovak that may be closer to each other in practice than various dialects of English are and we just don't want to call them different languages.
Misora
Also regional dialects are totally a thing. My HS German teacher spoke Austrian German and it's gorgeous. She was very cautious to teach us the Germany German vocab but her vocal cadence was downright Italian. I could listen to that woman read a cook book.
colfish
Austrian sounds good, Swiss German sounds like your mumbling the whole thing, easiest accent to use.
SlaaneshiBreastEnthusiast
As an Austrian, it really depends on where the speaker's coming from. Viennese dialect isn't really nice to hear. And don't get me started on the guys from Tyrol and Vorarlberg, that's not even remotely German :P
DeeplyBroken
I was taught botany by a Dutch woman who didn't bother to tell us that she was teaching us the Dutch names for various plants instead of the English names. It's ok; it all worked out.
esparadrapo
I think German sounds aggressive since the Nakatomi Plaza incident.
Quixus
The actors weren't even native speakers, or at least they didn't sound like it.
esparadrapo
I think my sense of humor is totally broken.
MithridateEupator
I's a language with a lot of harsh sounds, mostly "ch", along with hard stopping consonants.
LegosBearsAndSex
Am German, this is correct.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Lots of Glottisschlag also!
Zedrapazia
If you think the Ch makes German sound aggressive, the Swiss variant must sound really aggro to you. XD
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
But mostly not as harsh sounding when you're a native speaker and it just rolls up your throat and down your tongue. It's much worse when a non native speaker tries to pronounce all the ch, CH, rr, str or glottis-sounds. Also depends heavy on the Region you're from - Bavarians speaking high German sound still differently than p.e. Palatians or Saxons.
sjleegketting
We Dutch have similar hard sounds in our language. It makes the language notoriously difficult for a foreigner to pronounce. Must be a regional thing, neighbour! ;)
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Had a Dutch student, her pronouncing Tigerbrot (not sure how it's written in Dutch) correctly nearly killed me! XD I like the Dutch language! Greetings from your neighbor!
Treiskaideka
Tbh, this kinda always, felt weird to me, as a German from the Rhineland around Cologne, I always felt that the ch / g sounds ect made dutch seem softer than especially high German?
Maybe it's how those sounds make a word seem more fluid than having a hard consonant.
Although then on holiday I often felt that the Dutch speaking tourists made up for that with a generally louder speaking voice 🤣