EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
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Jun 20, 2021 11:40 PM
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
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probablyobvious
That squirrel is really gentle. Last time I caught a squirrel I bled...a lot...
R100GSPD
fpsucks
cute!
BrazilianThunderPanda
Why is the poodle rat inside?!
DonkeyGoat
"Varmint" is not used nearly enough
fishintennessee
My grandad would always refer to monsters and the like as "varmint poontang." I'm not sure why but it has always stuck with me.
Rabbit82
but the cookie D:
SlyWolf5
How do people just HAVE squirrels?! I'm not complaining, I'm jealous.
blind8ball
What monster eats cookies with orange juice?
onecowboytoo
I use oj to rinse my mouth after brushing.
wannafresh1
I don't want to know
RenaissanceFaireMan
EnlightenmentSatori
Music comes from Prop Hunter?
PicassoCT
You provide us sustenance and that is what me appreciates about you cookie den
BeastZoom
ME COOKIE
Orb99
He really wanted that
JColdIron
"If you give a squirrel a cookie..."
Issues420916
Stop teasing it for internet fame.
AdelineThatsMeYo
Omgoodness! So cute!
zerogenix
"gimmie the cookie you motherfucker"
Gofuturself
He’s nuts
ensensu
Santa Claus came early this year, and lost weight.
bradunk1
DoYouLikePinaColada
He is crazy in the coconut!
fbutt09
Cyril the squirrel
darksideofthemoonmoon
Rats with bushy tails, but they can be cute so like wtf
PicassoCT
Feed them birb babies
Ouranos22
But I like the cookie ?
sjs260563
can haz cookie?
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Feisty little guy!??
marvster
Good eatin'! The squirrel I mean, not the cookies
Hamm5ter
Hammy from over the hedge "but I like a cookie"
ErniesWidow
Give him the cookie!!!!
PicassoCT
You bring us sustenance while we are hard at lurk and that is what I appreciates about you, human.
Chuuseone
Squirrely Dan just wanted some chocolate action.
lurkerevolutioncomplete
SilasWing
Told you not to feed them after midnight.
SmokyDoggg
SmokyDoggg
There's no reason to post this without sound
SmokyDoggg
Original sound
lurkerevolutioncomplete
Never knew it had sound lol
EnlightenmentSatori
Cat? Dog? Wingless Bat? Other?
SmokyDoggg
Donskoy, a Russian hairless breed of cat. Looks like a bloody garden variety Goblin.
EnlightenmentSatori
Wild
MurphyPandorasLawBox
OJ with chocolate chip cookies? I’m not sure who the real varmint is.
ChukclesNuts
When you can't have milk
sizzbott
Dude...not everyone would like it but...i def do lol ever had graham cracker/apple juice? Kinda same vibe. Better with dark choc tho
wannafresh1
Ok. THAT sounds delicious!!
BladeTurMoiL
Oranges in dark choc is great. Most citrus pair well with dark choc.
TheFuckYounicorn
Only at the state level, the supreme court refuse to take it to federal level... the "Insert party you hate" is also blocking it in senate.
wannafresh1
Late reply, sorry, but LMAO! !!!!!!
dereklarsen
I distinctly remember that as part of the reward for donating blood once.
jadanks
MrSillyHead2
He's French, they don't know how to eat. (Not a joke)
YuliqaMadiq
I wash down graham crackers with orange juice. ??♂️
wannafresh1
Yeah, isn't that against the law?
jerumias
Probably just got finished brushing their teeth, too. Smh.
wannafresh1
A little late on my reply, but that's even more against the law! You're fired! Lol
Idontneedrealfacts
so is domesticating varmints in lots of places, dont think the filmer cares much for laws
wannafresh1
It was a joke about the oj & choc chip cookie mix
wannafresh1
Also, they could be rehabilitating it
oilgod
Only after I brush my teeth.
wannafresh1
No! Lol
theusernameimlookingfor
In France, that's considered an healthy breakfast. Milk with jam/honey on bread, and a glass of OJ. That's like the super standard one.
wannafresh1
Yeah, that sounds fine too! Not sure why the cookies & oj are so terrible, but they are gross together!
theusernameimlookingfor
and occasionally cookie.