The hand is dealt...

Apr 24, 2016 12:58 AM

Highwired

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Deck is stacked...

One hell of a band being put together in heaven.

Pretty sure you mean The Sovereign.

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God*

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But the ace of spades?

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"....and the heavens shall tremble...."

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I think we need someone to write a new American Pie now more than ever

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More like Celluloid Heroes. Vinyl Legends, I guess.

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Seconded.

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Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the big bopper were all very young and at the beginning of their careers. Not really the same thing.

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Wasn't Richie Valens like 17 when he died

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I think you mean God.

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Yes.

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What about the jack of hearts? Bob Dylan got shafted

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not dead yet. Wait a few years.

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a band made up of 5 lead vocalists. I feel bad for their manager

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+1 for the King with better music...

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What about john bonham?

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Finally someone got this right.

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4 lead singers and a guitarist? In what universe is that a recipe for success>

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Lemmy plays bass. Prince plays literally everything.

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Fair enough, but Prince'd need reaaaally good lighting if you'd want him to be happy with being the drummer

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Lemmy plays bass, Elvis on guitar, Prince...everything else. Bowie & Mercury play dueling vocals & that, good sir, is a recipe for success.

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"Bye Bye Miss American Pie...:

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You always have 2 princes so the next to go will be the prince of darkness, Ozzie Osborne.

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My problem with this is that the hand described, if jokers are wild... is a straight. And that can't possibly describe half these guys.

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Already this has been reposted so much the pixels are fucking up

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Hes a midnight meth smoker

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If God and Lemmy got in a fight, who would win?

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Trick question, Lemmy is God

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I guess music is dead?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Naw. The Metal, Edm/ techno, and Alternative rock scenes have been putting out amazing stuff lately.

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Bye bye Miss American pie..

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Nah, that was February 3, 1959.

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It's popular to say good music is dead, but it isn't. You just have to look beneath that surface layer of shit; there's good stuff out there

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If there's a rock and roll heaven, well you know they've got a hell of a band

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I.. I believe you meant the Ace?

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There seems to be some confusion. "And don't forget the joker" is a line from The Ace Of Spades

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ban do lah wah weh weh wuh, band do le wuh weh weh wuh!

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My confusion is honestly just the playing card analogy in general, Duke and Prince aren't cards...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's not a playing card analogy. It's a medieval royal court analogy.

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Yeah, that's why the title is "The hand is dealt".

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The person who posted isn't the person who made the image.

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THANK YOU!

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You did good

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Be that as it may, Lemmy would still be the Ace. If anyone's the joker for those guys, it's Robin Williams.

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Be that as it may, still, may it be as it may be...

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So the Princess is next? RIP Bieber.

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The princess would probably Tina Turner

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Wow, it's been a while since I've heard the "lol Beiber's a girl" joke. His newer music is actually pretty good.

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New stuff. Nowhere near prince or Queen's level but not bad.

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Oh god no. In 50 years we'll still be listening to Queen. Beiber will probably fade.

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As much as it pains me I have to agree. Elvis, Johnny Cash and Prince were my favorite artists of all time but I still like some of Beiber's

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Briber would have to be a good artist before being considered for this list.

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This decade artists because the music industry makes new stars all the time. They're not really outstanding like Elvis, Bowie, etc. 2/3

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I honestly think Lady Gaga is going to be one, though and would not be mad about it, she's crazy talented 3/3

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His newest album ain't even bad IMHO. I listen to metal so definitely would not listen to Biebs by myself. But I'm not so sure about 1/x

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You mean THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!

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....it's not loud enough mate.

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The post isnt even referring to cards.

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"And dont forget the joker" is a lyric in Ace of Spades

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It is, but nobody associates Lemmy with the joker. Be honest!

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I'd say Steve Miller is the joker

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...but it's a very famous line from a very famous song.

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...but the line isn't referring to Lemmy.

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And I guess mj is just chopped liver?

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Thank you for bringing it up, I was about to mention it when I came across your comment

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Three of the 5 are pop icons so mj not being included is kinda funny unless it's that he's black....

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;)

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MJ> Elvis

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I feel like Michael Jackson would be the real king.

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agreed

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From what I can tell, this looks more like Rock royalty, where MJ is king of pop

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I feel like he'd probably be the homosexual pedophile .

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I'm confused. Is this saying that Lemmy is the joker? Cuz Lemmy is God.

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Joker's wild. It's all cards in one. Sounds about right.

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Sorry, you're thinking of Dio.

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Nope I'm gonna have to rule in favor of Lemmy here. Muuuuuuch more influential.

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I mean, "Trick question, Lemmy is God" but Dio es Dio plus he introduced the metal horns.

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"HOLY DIVER! YOU'VE BEEN OUT TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA!"

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"OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME?!"

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"RIDE THE TIGER! YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEAN!"

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