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Jul 27, 2016 8:09 PM
NoMeSpeakEnglishALotGood
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smilkysmooffur
Team instinct here and I practice the advanced form of tying shoe laces FYI.
ilikecheeseburgers
https://media.giphy.com/media/AjkUQrzvs5OCc/giphy.gif
chroniclunacy
Pixelss
I'm Team Instinct.. And.. I cant tie my shoelaces... Huh... Fuck...
Wampa1138
I love it. The team rivalry makes the game so fun, especially since we're all so sassy about it. GO TEAM INSTINCT
ImRandyMarsh
I just like Zapdos :/
Ashwynn
It's funny, considering, in pokemon GO team instinct is right. Innate abilities of pokemon is key - training is worthless.
normandy247
I love all the projection. Like each character has said like a sentence or two, and pow- so many entire stories and jokes.
PolarHailStorm
Even the badass stuff is pretty awesome. The GoT comparisons were pretty epic. #birdinthenorth #winteriscoming
DoIFrustrateYou
YES I agree. The cadence and flow of this comic is so well done and that just adds to the hilarity.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
The rivalry makes the game more fun, but all the comics make it even better.
UnabashedBasement
Where's this from? I know it's a redraw from a scene in a Japanese movie, but I don't remember where.
MordorGate
No shelter from the storm!
Pestolance
Team Instinct Untie!
Skywatcher16
see, heres the thing; while we mystics and valors are meme warring, instinct is training. and thats why all gyms within sight of my home(1)
Skywatcher16
went from 10-1200 reds and blues to 17-1900 yellow dragonites and chanseys overnight and have not fallen to the siege in 4 days since... :/
BluBoxx
We let instinct take gyms so we can actually have something to take. We got bored just training our own gyms for weeks on end...
Kmix91
VELCRO!!!!
GalacticCrunch
Instinct or Extinct!
Kilahti
Stop making me like team Instinct! I don't even play this game and now I get the urge to buy a new phone and join Instinct... AARGH!
Myniggathatwasdeep
OMG THIS IS AMAZING I WANT MORE
DaMinah1337
He's only crying because he's just experiencing life like a team valour.
lidlbro
False. Team Instinct would be the ones wearing Crocs.
xsibleyx
False. I'm a converse or DC man
Pestolance
False. I wear slip on heelys
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
To escape our feelies.
GreenPsycho
can somebody just help him? this made me actually sad
justaporcupine
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
walkingRed
who can't tie shoe laces?
PecksMgee
WE'RE NOT A LARGE TEAM BUT A PROUD ONE
Ballfairy
CANT TIE MY SHOES BUT I CAN FUCK YOUR BITCH
LumpySpaceBrotha
would you be wearing gucci flip flops by chance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjy1RedKRLs
FractalShadows
damn it feels good to a gangster
CornbreadCleric
Tricks on you! Since I joined Mystic, I ain't been in a relationship! Haha........ *muffled crying*
DrJamesWoods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMLeIiL5AM
Natiim
Thank you! This made my day!
ChrischinLoois
Got him
DefinitelyNotALizardInPeopleClothes
FUCKING RIGHT. I'LL FUCK ALL VALORS BITCHES NO PROBLEM.
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
FUCK YEAH I CAN WOO NO SHELTER FROM THE STØRM
MotionOfTheOcean
Joke's on you. I am the bitch. :>
jj4379
Not if you trip over first mofo
30Jonseredi
damn it feels good to be a gangster*
TheRealKhy
She prefers lady, and she doesn't like when people type so loud...
Ballfairy
IM GOOD AT YELLING TOO.
sometimesipostsockshere
Rololo
NO SHELTER FROM THE FUCKS
featheredmonkey
Oh god! This comment made my day. Thank you.
BallisticMystic
I love it. The team rivalry makes the game so fun, especially since we're all so sassy about it. GO TEAM VALOR!
hawkinat0r
Valor!
MrAlpsWon
VALOR 4 LIFE!
VeryNearly
IF YOU'RE NOT VALOR YOU DON'T MATTER, BITCHHHHHHH!
flowercrab
GO MYSTIC!
superking32
I'll just let you know, I have a CP 2046 flareon and I'm team instinct.
ralphwiggles
I'm Valor and even I have Vaporeon, cause they're op. Although they got nerfed...
superking32
Vaporeons aren't OP though...
ralphwiggles
Were the second best Pokemon, and still pretty good even with water gun nerfed
superking32
Meh, I beat them easily anyways, that just makes it even easier to beat
ConnorQuinn
Bird in the NORTH!!!
Choppenstantz
NONE OF THESE USERNAMES CHECK OUT!
TheEngy
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ColonelCouch
Nah, there are statistics showing that Mystic have more players. It has nothing to do with the pokemon they own.
1metalnation
FUCK YEAH VALOR!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I'm not with him... *hides phone*
1metalnation
OWN YOUR TEAM, WE'RE LOUD, WE'RE PROUD, AND WE'RE RED FOREVER
kittykunts
Today i woke up and all the gyms around my house were yellow and i felt a sincere happiness
IDontWannaSay
One of the biggest train stations in Paris AND one of the airports had yellow gyms the other day :D I was so happy x)
wittytimon
I woke today and the gym down the road was yellow and it's never yellow. I was almost late to work bc I had to stop and put something in it
zztophat1
I woke up yesterday and found my nearby gym was yellow, had a cr 15 charmander in it. Never go changing instinct.
Amealwithoutwineiscalledbreakfast
my house is a gym & we make sure the blue & reds never stay long. We've got water balloons bitch!
Cloudakira
Mystic says what? http://www.pgomasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/legendary-birds-max-cp.jpg
BluBoxx
Mystic says: articuno is the only Pokemon in the game with max defense stat....
Cloudakira
With the lowest cp he has to have higher defense. Moltres and Zapdos both have type advantage over Articuno as well.
BluBoxx
It's a minute difference... And again, articuno has the highest defense of any Pokemon in game. Considerably higher than Moltres or Zapdos
Cloudakira
He also has much lower attack, considerably lower than Moltres or Zapdos both whom he takes double the damage from.
BluBoxx
CP isn't directly equal to attack power, and both Ice and Electric types are strong against flying...
BluBoxx
While zapdos and Articuno's advantages over flying negate each other as well. 3/3
BluBoxx
So, Montreal has a single type advantage to arcticuno (fire < ice), but arcticuno had a type advantage against Moltres (ice < flying). 2/
NotNotDeadpool
Does anyone Actually know why theirs hate for Instinct or is it like Nickelback, and people just decided they hate it arbitrarily?
wildoldowl
people originally hated nickelback for valid reasons, then it became a thing that was cool to hate
Atikan
I guess it was just the underdog and people hardly chose it so people just joked about it
Rip901
It's not really a hate thing, Instinct has less members so there's more people to make jokes about them.
Cypheri
I'm the odd one out in my local group of friends. I joined Instinct because of several long-distance friends. The local ones are all Mystic.
Forgefiend
Considering how Hufflepuff gets the same treatment, I think people just hate the color yellow.
Cypheri
I normally like cool colors (blue, green, purple), but yellow is a really nice color as well...
Badger421
Hopefully Hufflepuff will get a bit more credit with Fantastic Beasts coming out. Finally a Hufflepuff in the spotlight!
Checkitoutausername
Terrible day for rain
seemetrollinh8in
maazypaaz
Like tears...in the rain..
BloodyTheBroken
Dont you f***ing start!
BOOFNOOF
Came back for this one +1
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
calmmelody
must upvote the human cyclone
Deathkeeper
ProneHub
I hated those episodes so bad but I also loved it idk
CarlosOfNightvale
What show is this? I forget
whatdoestheinternetthink
It's full metal alchemist (brotherhood?)
CarlosOfNightvale
Wtf I just watched this and barely noticed this scene
AssRanger
IIRC, it's from the original series, not Brotherhood.
BrianMalloy
Definitely in Brotherhood, that's the one I watched and I remember this scene.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
It's not raining...
flowercrab
/crying
Perdvert
Yes. It is.
DemonsPain88
That username tho!
ShootyMcShooterFace
Yes, it is...
DemonsPain88
Ah, so it is.
FeastyOwl
Watched this episode for the first time last night. Can't say I didn't cry like a little bitch.
bananasamarai
I understood that
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
...ed....ward?...
HafCoJoe
THIS FORM OF SADNESS HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION
GruberBofak
AladdinSaiyan
You keep trying, Spark. You can do it. - Love, Mystic
WhyAmINotASaiyan
But for real you suck - Fellow Mystic
Skylight623
I say screw the valor stereotypes you go spark I believe in you -team valor
justthereceptionist
Lmfao omg yes this gif. Valor. We're coming for you with then shoe laces we can't tie
w1n3r1
I love your username btw :D
AladdinSaiyan
Thank you! <3
Yenno
I don't know about you guys but we're a very worthy competitor in Queen Anne Seattle
Worgenmaster
I love how valor and instinct are the butts of all the jokes. Mystic just gets to sit back and laugh XD
JoshVita
What's with all the hate for Team Instinct? I don't play Pokémon Go so I'm confused right now.
superdudeman64
In most areas we are the smallest team.
Larentiah
I'm Mystic but these memes and jokes make me love my Instinct brothers. So precious.
CarlosOfNightvale
It's not hate, it's pity because we're the little guys currently
shutupyourenotmymom
The general joke is that Team Instinct is full of the kids who are paste when they were in Kindergarten.
ToastyToasterToastingToastily
It's true. I grew up as a plastic bottle of Elmers.
Turner17
I myself am valor, but I remember being a walmart brand glue stick until my cap was lost.
shutupyourenotmymom
Goddamnit. Of all the times my phone DOESN'T autocorrect for me. Ah well, it's funnier this way.
Rockageddon
Because Valor Rulez. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55205f1ee4b0bf9fbff3a7c0/t/5593e988e4b0174e20c6d950/1435756937584/Redcoats
GrendelTown
The Brits? Imperial era? Poor historical choice of douche-canoe guys who got beat by America
Rockageddon
Imperial Brit, kicked butt historically. Canoe guys killed British in their sleep after an agreed truce for christmas.
GrendelTown
They were still giant asshats.
PolarHailStorm
It's banter. All teams get ribbed for things. Valor for being gun-ho, mystic for being fucking awesome and instinct for being there.
Nevin440
If you had to personify an entire team into one character they're definitely Lenny.
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PolarHailStorm
Valor, man. It's Valor.
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theycallmeR
We sure as hell can. My coworkers try and bully me and then I say "typical valor all brawn and no brains."
Cloudakira
...but apparently they can't lol
Rudidew
Ya'll suck. -Love, Valor
jackdouglass
fuck u dude why u gotta ruin valor like that :( im okay with all teams, no matter the color
CanadianMooseRider
As a Valor member we do not endorse this scrubs comment.
ImAShittyTransAm
As a team mystic member, I'm smart enough to understand nuance, so it's all good. Not all of you guys are cunts. Just the loudest ones.
floatingscreen
As a team valor member, I actually love both instinct and mystic. It wouldn't be as fun with no competition
IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie
There are good members of Valor. This person isn't.
MuttMcborkwoof
This is why people hate us
Larentiah
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
(T~T) thanks fam
valkuma
I don't get why everyone is insulting the one guy, he just seems like a normal enthusiastic person? Also team instinct is the underdog?
mechanimated
He's got like a popped collar over a hoodie and leather pants and sonic hair so people just thought it was funny.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Because he's the only one who can be made fun of. Doing it to the others gets the victim complexes out
mechanimated
Sounds like the only one with the victim complex is you...
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Looking at your page, I wouldn't be so keen to opening my mouth if I were you
mechanimated
Why, cuz I disagree with people and I'm not shy about it? Oh no, dissenting opinions hurt your feewings...
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
you completely missed my point, lemme help http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hypocrisy
spiralshark
Ummm, no, it's because he's the most energetic one (due to type, look, team mantra), which the memes snowballed into absurdity
DarthFluffyBottom
Heck, my neighborhood has every gym yellow all over it, within a 5 mile radius.
VCUcampuspolice
I wanna go where the instincts are, see them laughing, tripping.
DarthFluffyBottom
I don't mind what team anybody is, just have a good time.
VCUcampuspolice
(I'm team instinct)
VCUcampuspolice
SomeOldGuy
Same
WraithTDK
As was Forest Gump. Everyone loves the underdog. That doesn't mean that they're not...special...
turtledove929
More like team instinct is Hufflepuff.
Lockerd
Raven claw, the one with heart is hufflepuff
Cypheri
Mystic is Ravenclaw.
ihaveatinyPP
Mystic is griffindor not Raven
tomatorex
My friend gets mad every time I say this, but I am team Instinct and it makes me happy. :/
gunshowzero
Oh my GOD this is perfect
sorosfieldops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z5_wipT2o
ihaveatinyPP
It's true. Valor is syltherin, mystic is gyrphondor and we instincts are hufflepuffs. There is no rsvenclaw because there is no intelligence
CrestKnight
red and blue are moderately even in players with yellow being way behind. very few high level yellows carry the whole group.
LoveTheShiningWire
That's the truth of it. I'm almost level 26 and am the highest Instinct in our smallish town. Shit is hard yo. Love you Spark <3
MindlessChaos
I love running into the level 7 red/blue gyms and clearing them out.
ThePedro8161
I dunno, I think it's just that there's is a small quantity of fun instinct players, I haven't seen any low level yellow players.
ThePedro8161
No idea where the word "fun" came from, sorry.
30Jonseredi
Well actually about half of the userbase is team mystic while valor and instinct are the rest about at the rate of 3/5 and 2/5
pierresito
see if/when I start playing, I'd join instinct for that reason, more opportunities to be General Kickass
SIDSOS
Huh. My town (and my friends) are like 90% yellow.
MyNamesMace
I'm level 14 Instinct
DarthReznor
Yeah where I'm from (DC) there are more Mystics and Valors than us by far, but our high levels are way higher
LoveTheShiningWire
There is only one other person in our town higher Han me and he just hit 27. He is Valor. I'm about to hit 26. He is nice.
LoveTheShiningWire
I should clarify I am Instinct. And yes besides him our small group has some super high level pokemon. They outnumber us 6-1 thought XP
ReynTimeBaby
You should CRUSH THEM (with kindness)
retunedspider287
I just hit 20 today! And I'm halfway to 21 already!
sushifire
Is that considered high level? I don't own a smartphone, so I'm like a kid behind a glass window with all the Pokemon Go stuff. Lol
retunedspider287
It's decent like mid to high 20s is really high level I'm just a bit above average
Cypheri
I just hit 16, but I'm picking up pretty quickly. Walked 6+km day before yesterday and about 1km yesterday...Going out again in a few hours.
cattywumpus
I'm Team Instinct, and I'll have you know that I wear slip-ons.
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ShadowDXS
Team HEY, FUCK YOU!*
UrzaMajora
doodledee
My shoelaces are elastic. Instinct as well, of course
LukkaPucca
I got my chanclas!
Mslurksalot
I'm Team Instinct and my shoes have zippers.
cattywumpus
No way! Zippers? Cool!
Disgruntled3lf
Same. Loafers with memory foam in the sole. (Soul?) love them
McRino
Someone else laces my laces! Which makes me better than them I'm sure
SwordDistributingLadyintheLake
#TeamInstinctBABY
Crafteroon
We know, we watched you try tying your shoes for ten minutes before you switched shoes.
VelvetElvisAndDogsPlayingPoker
I have to know what your favorite flavor of crayon is?
broadwayturtle
Pssht. ANY shoe is a slip on if you just tie it once and brute force it the rest of the time.
Tails143
The only time my laces are touched are when they put them in at the factory, then I just kind of smash my feet into them. #Instinct
JazzHandss
Fuck ya we do. Who needs shoes when you have Pokemon to catch.
DefinitelyNotALizardInPeopleClothes
Toms ftw
ManicStatic
My shoes have velcro!
UrzaMajora
Flip Flops For The Win!
ArcticPhoenix
Already got flip-flop-shaped tan-lines ._.
nnugles
Instinct here. Me too! /highfive
Arashni
I'm Team Instinct and I wear sandals!
Nyoibo83
I was going to argue the point, then I realised I haven't tied shoelaces in at least a month
suburbanhyena
I've been wearing the same shoes for a few years, so I know how they work
Human41873
I just don't tie my shoes. They're ankle-length boots.
UrzaMajora
That's a good way to bust your ass. I'm speaking from experience. >_<
Bigcheez2k5
Get the ladders Barry.
RoboCoonie
I'm team Mystic and I'll have you know that I also wear slip-ons.
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SLAANESHonNSFWposts
You wear Crocs, don't you?
cattywumpus
I would if my husband hadn't thrown them out. I wear Toms with little kitty cats printed on them.
UrzaMajora
LoveTheShiningWire
Autistic Mystics and Redtards I'll have you know I don't need to tie my heelies. They are velcro. *heelies off with Donglord at his side*
GodEmperorOfImgur
As a proud Instinct member, I have named my Starmie "But whole".
afuzzyyeti
Ridiculously accurate nicknames.
RustyCowboy
From one instinct to another. We've got this brother.
xviax
Why work harder when you can work smarter?
bepadapbadabop
Cause slip ons also slip off.
Danishlmgurian
I thought that was a Mystic thing.
MyNameIsProtex
Nah because Mystic ain't smart ;)
Gizzie
I CAN SMELL YOU