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Apr 3, 2017 1:57 PM
DontPUNishme
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Sauroctonus
But I did. I'm certain I know no-one who doesn't know of Picasso.
thanthanthan
I got it Mr light beer
UpTheTurf
Is it bad I still don't get it...?
hisholybeardness
Probably the only time someone said swine in a Disney movie and got away with it.
SparkleSalsa
When I was younger, volunteering helped me a lot. While I knew in my mind I mattered to my family, I felt needed by those I helped.
SparkleSalsa
And if you don't like people, volunteer at your local humane society.
boognish115
We studied Picasso's blue period in elementary school. I got this joke.
Deshfyre
you still seem to be missing the main part of the joke.
FredaFelcher
Oh right cause swine means pig right?
UncomfortableAnswers
No you idiot he's a potato
MyFavouriteHoodie
Swine! As in pig! Coz he's a pig! Oh my god I'm so embarrasses
shadowex3
If you really want jokes you didn't get as a kid rewatch Animaniacs. Or West Wing.
scHarvey
I was 17 when this came out and drove an hour out of my shitty hometown to see it in a nice theater.
youeventhriftbro
skorve
Still weird to see Marble Hornets people doing other stuff.
Nikare
Will always upvote THAC
trackthelost
What are you looking at, ya hockey puck!
iwillbreakintoyourhouseandsmearmyshitbetweenyourtoes
If anyone needs fudge marks in tootsies voids I'd be thrilled and honored to rub my chocolate swirl on you.
Rescue271
trackthelost
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Literally every gif is on this site
trackthelost
Gayforbae
If this is supposed to be s smart joke like above, I don't get it....
jackpwns
Don Rickles (voice of potato), in his standup, would refer to hecklers as "hockey pucks". The line was a reference to his earlier work
JugOfVoodoo
Mr. Potato Head is voiced by Don Rickles, who's catchphrase is calling rude people "hockey pucks".
kiksz
To add on to JugOfVoodoo and and jackpwns, right after this scene a hockey puck stares at Mr Potato Head and he says that line.
JugOfVoodoo
Mr. Potato Head is voiced by Don Rickles, who's catchphrase is calling rude people "hockey pucks". [Sorry if double posted. Had an error.]
JakeHawke
Didn't he say "Potasso"?
Sauroctonus
No.
JakeHawke
Hmm... Didn't the Eagles say "Mirrors on the ceiling... depict champagne on ice."?
Sauroctonus
I don't remember. I listened to the Gypsy Kings cover so much I can't remember the words.
WasTurnedIntoANewtByAWomanWhoWeighsAsMuchAsADuck
Pretty sure he said "Patasso" as a pun.
jamesisnotapenguin
TheFredBaron
The Imgur comment section^
Whiteguythatcandunk
Did his eyes always blink like that?
ElCabaro
NickBlacksHumor
Nope I got this one as a kid
mfgcolour
people get most of these as kids
Drougals
Oh look at the fancy kid. Bet you went to museums as well
Kensidian
You cultured swine
DrIvoRobotnik
Same. It's not even really much of an accomplishment
JanetVanDyne
I didn't understand Mr Potato's voice when I was little. (Latino version)
ActualKangaroo
Picaso is like the first artist you learn about, pretty much.
ghostlight
There's two jokes.
steponabich
All these comments saying "I knew Picasso!" Makes me think they didn't realize there's two and they think they're smarter than they are
fairybug
Me too.
chesirecats
Yeah I think most non-retarded kids did, sorry @OP!
Chols
Everyone did. Who doesn't know about Picasso?
youmoron
...uncultured swine is the punch line here.
Nomulus
Technically they're both punchlines.
matyles
I dont even remember this happening
BandannaNinja
I was an art kid so I understood it too, but my dad didn't at the time.
DefinitelyNotCera
I did to. I assumed everyone did. I never studied art, but Picasso was pretty famous even so.
DefinitelyNotCera
*too
WooperSpaceKing
TakeItToTheHouse
Saw it in theaters when I was 11. Got the shit out of it.
DontPUNishme
Proud of you.
HelloMax
Mr potato is calling you an uncultured swine if you don't get it. That's the amazing part of the joke.
jazzybear
Hey Ethan, keep it up!
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
Thanks dad
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I'm not your dad, son
supinebovine
I'm not your son, Bud.
TheRealDarthRevan
He's not your son, uncle.
Sp0oky
He's not your uncle, brother
HeroinBob
Yea, I got this one at 8 and I'm currently a dumbfuck attending to general dumbfuckery. What kind of fuckwits didn't get this joke?
thecomminator
I guess I'm a fuckwit. First chap to explain has permission to slap me upside the head with a rotten banana.
steponabich
Messed up face = looks like a Picasso painting. Uncultured swine = literal pig is not cultured enough to get a reference.
steponabich
Do I get to slap you upside the head with a banana?
thecomminator
Yes, if you can find where I live, you may. Make sure it's nice and rotten before you do though.
Boredashell
I hate to admit it. But I did as well. I took a lot of art classes as a kid.
Pickleson
L O L
SugarSmack
I think most of us got it based on common knowledge; Picasso is extremely memorable and unique.
TheBlackWindHowls
I thought the joke was calling a toy pig an "uncultured swine."
flamingflamingo
I didn't, there was no internet (not that i used), and I still got it. Picasso isn't some obscure artist.
Mistruths
You forget that in the current age the only artists people know are Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael.
BigBoyBillClinton
Those gosh-darn millenials, right? The selfie generation! They're destroying AMERICA. (s)
IndescribableUsername
Insert mandatory TMNT joke here*
Mistruths
That was the joke I was making, yes.