Secret Santa gift came!

Dec 9, 2017 9:46 PM

You did not leave your name, but the wooden Dickbutt is awesome. Thank you!!! EDIT: Sorry, I should have put this in the original post. I am bananaless at the moment so here is a lemon for scale. https://imgur.com/a/KXmnQ

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@GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience Is that lemon combustible?

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Best one yet!

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Step 1: SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

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I thought this was a pizza stone lol, man im dumb

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Are you supposed to hang it??

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Dooode. Love it!

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I briefly considered doing secret Santa but if this is the kind of shit people are sending....

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Glad you didn't with that attitude

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Ikr? After all, if it were me, I'd send a lovely gift not a paperweight with dickbutt. Lol op got trolled, I just feel bad for them.

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Well I happen to love my gift.

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You're a good sport. I would've sent you something nice. All the other secret Santa posts are of such nice gifts. Glad you're happy though!

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I sort of feel the same. While someone might like this I wouldn't and I'd just be worried would my santa care enough to get to know me.

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Banana for scale?

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No bananas, here’s a lemon /a/KXmnQ

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Not nearly as accurate but at least we get the roundabout size

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Is that metric?

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I believe they are intergalactic units.

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