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Have you seen Tinderella?
Saw this bio slide across my tinder screen this morning in Ontario, and I feel like if this goes front page I might get a chance to chat with a femgurian who has actually been to the front page?!?!
CompanysOkay
*sigh* here we go again...
MrDanger
Hey OP: http://imgur.com/8pxb0oQ
JrElmoe
I thought this was a post talking about other cringe post, but turns out this is a cringe post in itself.
drinkingmercury
So much cringe.
ThrowAway44445555
Jesus Christ the cringe
PhillipSemenHoffmore
This is frighteningly creepy. Let's get it to the front page.
possiblymanbearpig
This is appalling.
iMirrelephant
Now she might make FP twice +1
youdknowifitwasyourbusiness
http://imgur.com/TgCq8d0
ImAWalrusBIrd
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
crossingmyfingers
Well its been a day since we've had one of these...seems about right
TOMMOEX
We're missing the main point here, American Top Gear is really bad.
ThatoneguyfromYOW
wow. so desperate .
ItSaysNoHomers
I'll allow it.
WrongUn
everybody is slating OP yet he's clearly getting more upvotes than downs. confused
DoestheTinManhaveasheetmetalcock
This is greasssy
xephus
I take it, she swiped left.
futureality
either that or she hasn't seen my profile.
xephus
So...left
futureality
most likely.
sadiii
Or y'know, just swipe right and talk to her.
bardock
yeah i saw her, she was dressed in yella
futureality
what did she say tho?
bardock
look, i hate for you to have to find out like this, but she told me she was on her way to kiss a fella
spcmgmt
She said, "come sit next to me you fine fella..." So you delete Tinder and without a second to lose, hey what comes next yo, bust a move.
GuitarMuscles
Well she did say that if you want it, you got it. If you want it, baby you got it
albertkaholic
I've never tried this fancy Tinder thing, but isn't a text normally more traditional? Instead of the ol' talking to everybody BUT the girl?
futureality
tinder doesn't necessarily put you both in touch
albertkaholic
I had thought it only didn't do so if you both didn't express interest...no?
5lams
CRINNNNNNNGEEE
CharlieKorpics
Yeah good idea this is way better than just messaging her and appearing sane
futureality
you have to match though. so if she hasn't seen my account or might not have her distance set the same it could never happen :O
CharlieKorpics
Ah I see. Had a girlfriend for a few years and missed out on the whole tinder thing. Good luck oh pee
futureality
thanks man.
terriblename57501
If she didn't like you on tinder, she probably won't like you on here.
tehrevbob
Don't forget to drive by her house slowly.
msslgomez
I've been to the front page and I'm a girl
futureality
do you live in Ontario?
msslgomez
nope, very far from there actually, I live in Costa Rica
futureality
well sheeeeit.
DethMetal
Make sure to blow up her inbox even if she doesn't respond. Your persistence will impress her.
SillyNarrator
And he should pretend to be Forest Gump.
dyingallthetime
It's also important to note that he should lay all of his feelings out there right away. And let her know how much he likes her
mynewestusername
And to project all your fantasies about the perfect hot nerdy girl onto her before getting to know her.
Imapurpletoaster
I get that reference! Good job!
neptunestreasure
Make sure she knows you're a 'nice guy'
WolfgangPacoSr
I've made the FP twice.
happyhippo77
Me too! And I'm a girl, and I'm from Ontario. Ok now I'm scared... :P
dyingallthetime
"femgurian?" Jesus. H. Christ
imjustsayingmothrathrewthefight
Why can't we just call each other men and women?
Le7Appreciemont
Is Jesus 's middle name Halelujah?
HuntingtonBrown
YOU TELL THE KIDS GRANDMAPERHAPS YOU TELL THOSE SONS-A-BITCHES
dyingallthetime
god damn them all to hell
FinalPerfectZero
Imgirl. Imgurette. Those are the most common I've seen. Or. Y'know. Just Imgurians.
tameroncameron
The H stands for Hank. Jesus Hank Christ.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Or Hella. Jesus Hella-Christ!
BrotherJack
that boy ain't right.
FinalPerfectZero
Imgirl. Imgurette. Those are the most common I've seen. Or. Y'know. Just Imgurians.
apenland
What happened to person?
ConfederacyOfDunces
Person almost the whole thing.
bobdole12122
That's me!
apenland
Yeah we're gonna need some proof. Your submissions lead me to believe you're full of it
bobdole12122
I absolutely am. That is totally not me.
Emuete
Grow some balls and talk to her
futureality
we didn't match. yet!
NaTrolleon
There's a reason for that..
18yearoldBlackDynamite
i have faith in you, OP
RichardDeanAnderson
I don't
usernamehidden
I love you mean dean!
rugger2
He used the term "femgurian". There will be no matching.