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Nov 26, 2015 2:09 PM
Dovakitten
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Knoxda2
Deep
Greymoore
Stop making everything into porn
SkwidVishus
The first one is a fine example of what happens when your credit score (as a human) drops below 600.
TheLonelyKing
One super pluss for the last one! 1+
Dovakitten
Thanks lol that last one was pretty much the whole joke
BenShambrook
I love my wife more then anything, but fuck off it's 3am, unless you need medical attention let me fucking sleep.
Hailtothemountainking
Life goes on.
deathtickler
Hits hard after a break up.
PreviousNameWasStalkable
Thank you OP for finding beautiful words the rest of us are too lazy to look for
TessaKyber
Just went through a harsh break up with the love of my life. All of these cover how that feels. +1
DidYouTryTurningItOffAndOnAgain
Me too, friend. Sending you hugs and support.
TessaKyber
Thank you. Same to you :).
SerMorgenstern
I'm framing that dragon one
TheThirdKindofHeat
More "word porn"
lurkingupvotetroll
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Potato69
CatIsFineToo
Look at those sexy curves...
krispixm253
"Jan, I love you. Please come back. I realize that I'm not blameless here. Please." Brought to you by the Health Department.
krispixm253
"Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whoreville."
charcharbinks732
After finally being over my ex it's nice to look at these and think they're whiny. A week ago they would have hurt, but now it's all good.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
The thing that bothers me the most is that Piglet is wearing green
NotSecretlyATiger
That picture's one of the original illustrations from the books - Piglet originally was in green. It bothers me when Piglet's pink.
Carbondrake
As someone NOT over their ex, these hurt. But I know that when the time comes when these don't hurt, they'll just be words. Nothing more.
beeguy27
I was thinking the same thing
superwasabi
i don't think I'll ever be over her, it's been four years, she's married and has a kid.
Getouttaherewithyourcoldfeet
My ex gets married this coming January. That is my birthday month :'(
itsybitsyspider
It's not fair to you or her to keep hurting and hanging on. You may want to seek help and try distracting yourself, like, a LOT
superwasabi
I became a bad guy just to be with her, that's why I can't let go. I risked so much to be with her. thank you for your words though
superwasabi
it's all me, she doesn't care about me. I was there when she needed someone the most, and it hurts how easily she can move on.
downvotedownvoters
Best part of the Simpsons one is that homer had only been gone for a day
UncomfortableTruths
#5 made me smile.
iforgothowtopoop
Don't like how it's called word PORN, and not something like wordgasm
SteveCarlsburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgishatedbyCecil
Its not fucking word porn, its either poetry and/or a god damn sentence. For fucksakes. >:l
HelloThisIsHades
Why does it offend you that they chose to word it that way?
opad
Hard in 144. To basically equate poetry with pornography because both make one 'feel' is insulting to all humans, poetry and pornography
zagibu
Stupidity always offends. And yes, if it doesn't offend you, you are probably stupid as well.
HelloThisIsHades
and I don't believe they should be attacking OP because of a difference of comparison. It seems narrow minded to attack a different PoV.
HelloThisIsHades
To call it insulting to all humans is a bit of a stretch. I am personally not bothered by it, because everyone views things differently, 1/2
HelloThisIsHades
simply because you don't like it. (surprise 3/2)
Luxvero
nicely written. fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.
SmokedtheChair
*Word art. Porn is for when you're already feeling something. Art is to give you feeling/
theAttendant
Wasn't "Word Art" a horrendous feature of Microsoft Office 95?
Dovakitten
I posted this as a mocking joke. Hence the last picture
SmokedtheChair
Son, you don't know how to tell a joke, I also don't know how to get jokes. Eh
thatclimbingguy
#5 thank god, I didn't think I could ever get rid of my mother in law
AspAspAsp
The first one began with promise, but then abruptly fell apart.
ISawTwoSquirrels
Bugs me that it starts with "because..."
gwydd
Yes. It challenges you to comprehend it. I refused the challenge.
LevitationHomes
Yeah the "for which the rest of you could not afford"... I know what they're saying but the order of words is weird or something
Luxvero
"able to win a hearth for which" WHAT? i guess.. i guess i dont know english then
ImgurCelebrity
/r/wordgore
T1cklish
I disagree I found that one and the Faulkner one to be the most profound.
AspAspAsp
You don't have to try and impress me, Morty. It wasn't incomprehensible, it just had awful cadence.
T1cklish
I'm not sure you know what cadence means...
a1a1b2
"...the only piece of you able to win a heart for which the rest of you could never afford" ...dafuq?
T1cklish
It's really not that hard...
a1a1b2
Please explain it then
T1cklish
Alright. He's saying that he used the best part of himself to win the girls heart, and when she left that part was broken or she took 1/2
creefy
The first one spoke to me the most of all. I still miss her.
ShamnusMcfee
9th grade is the worst.
DoomyMcDoom
You always will, you'll miss the next one too, and the next one, unless you're lucky enough to find a good match next time and stay together
redjay12
Unless they have a terminal illness and slowly fall apart
creefy
Nah, I don't give most of my exes a second thought. Only one I do. She was my sea.
DoomyMcDoom
I've dated a LOT of women over the years, there are a few, gems, I'll never forget em, and I'll always miss em, you just gotta live more.
HelloThisIsHades
I don't understand why almost everyone here is neglecting to mention what the words are saying, and instead deciding to attack OP and title.
IdeaOfLove
Maybe because they're sick of everything they love being reduced to porn.
HelloThisIsHades
People have incredibly negative connotations on porn. It is rather surprising.
IdeaOfLove
As someone who has been a porn addict, it wasn't good for me. A lot of it just reinforces negative stereotypes and demeans women.
HelloThisIsHades
And there are more than a few that demean men, some people appreciate that kind of thing-also, being an addict to most things is bad for you
IdeaOfLove
I don't look down on anyone for doing it, a job's a job. Just think it's unhealthy when kids learn about sex from porn. 1/2
IdeaOfLove
You could say that's the fault of the parent, you'd be right, but I still think the violence in porn is an apt reflection of society. 2/2
ThatGuyYouMetOnTheBus
These always make me sad...
InfernoTerra
This will do. -unzips pants-
RocketPropelledHighFive
r/Im14andthisisdeep is leaking again.
EdButterfield
Stopped reading after that horrendously misused comma in the first one
xtraa
Don't ever use any of them in your Tinder profile.
crabpotkitties
Word porn. Didn't read faggot
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
man, i dunno. #2 seems so fake. he offers nothing nothing back but wants her to stay just because he wants to.
Pheverr
I think OP is Drake
Dovakitten
Damn you got me
captainclutch
Can we stop calling these word porn?
jalapina
Does it matter, it's just a title....
TheSaucyCrumpet
Yeah what's wrong with poetry?
Evilchiken7
So like what, word science?
SquirtleSquad420
poetry.
imgonnaberich
Can we just cut the whole porn thing?
SevenOfWine
Except, of course, actual porn. We loves it.
thegreatninjaman
you mean science?
DarthVaderVersusThePope
No, porn.
DankLinguine
Word science
crikeyIwillForgetlater
Word hacks
Dovakitten
I kind of did it as a joke, bunch of "inspirational" stuff and the last one
HelloThisIsHades
Watch out OP, the word porn is their trigger.
Dovakitten
Apparently lol, people are kind of getting upset over a title
HelloThisIsHades
May I ask why it is a problem for you?
tRidds8
Because these aren't sexually explicit or written to elicit sexual arousal.
HelloThisIsHades
causes a feeling that is normally not caused without tangible interaction. 2/2
HelloThisIsHades
For example: Food Porn - images of food that can cause you to salivate as if you had smelt it cooking.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Okay but that's not what porn is either, so it still makes no sense
HelloThisIsHades
Word porn - bits of text that hold enough emotion that you can feel a bit of what the writers are feeling, even without context.
HelloThisIsHades
I don't believe he meant to ensue that they were. I think he meant it in the way that many others do-something that is not tangible that 1/2
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
What alternative(s) do you suggest?
captainclutch
What it's been called for ages: "Poetry".
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
While I agree the word porn shouldn't be abused for everything, poetry is a bit boring after all those ages, don't you agree?
zagibu
Oh, right! Let's call the sky "air porn", and the oceans "water porn" and the ground "earth porn", because the established words are boring.
MichaeIJCaboose
Lets let people live. Their lives being what they wish. Let them swim free like fish in their sea of life. As long as they don't 1/2
TheNonInsestuousJaime
maybe if I call it job porn, I will want to get up tomorrow and go to work!!!!