Oh, Stu!

Mar 26, 2017 12:44 PM

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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"Stu, that's a lot of eggs!" says the man using a cheese grater the size of a minivan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could've went further with just an egg white or yolk.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gee Stu, two Eggs?

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9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

This deserves more upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

O N L Y E G G S C A N S U S T A I N M E

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I GO BUY EGGS FOR BART

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stu, why did you buy that many eggs?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stu is obviously an engineer. Gotta love that factor of safety.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you know why people don't use 288 in conversation? Because it's two gross.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love "thats literally more eggs than you can fit in the entire known universe", and they arent even up to the ceiling

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The ceiling is bigger than the universe, clearly

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This happened to me once, went skiing and preordered groceries, including 12 eggs. Got there, 12 cartons, 144 eggs for a week long trip.

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

a GIF that is both relevant and irrelevant - stop that.

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

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I think I'm losing my mind, why is this so funny?

9 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 2

Rugrats whole perspective is based on Parenthood. Kids have incredible imaginative prowess and parents slowly break down as the kids grow up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Every time.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Because humor and laughter is tied with encountering the unexpected...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quality satirical writing over at the Rugrats studios.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen this show in a solid 15 years and I read it in their voices.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's literally more eggs that can fit in the ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE! - Oops.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

imgur how did you know my roommate bought 15 dozen eggs today, this post is so relevant to my life right now.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is also not even sarcasm...the fridge is filled with eggs right now. Send help.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pics

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Haaahahahhahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love well made funny but pointless shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm...if you buy eggs in a farmers market, they come in cloth covered baskets.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That and he wouldn't have had to open twelve cases of eggs, you can actually just buy a gross of eggs in a single box. Four layers of 36.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the size and mass of 144 eggs which should have been the clue.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HowToBasic needs to know about this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EGG- cellence post

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

get out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe you meant eggcellent Insert the councilor from star wars, too lazy to find it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

im sure you could get a gross in a basket of you went straight to the farm. it does say he ordered it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is actually only like $25 and fits in a milk crate. Usually delivered in 4 layers of 36 with wavy cardboard diveders.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Stu that's too many eggs!

9 years ago | Likes 548 Dislikes 5

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually laughed out loud XD

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Oops

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw this at church and laughed my ass off

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's a paddlin'.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Worth it tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whhhhhy are there so many eggs?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's too many eggs!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They said there'd be only a few eggs!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I woke my dad up and he came to see if I was okay because I was laughing and then had a coughing fit that sounded like I was gonna die.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this a repost from tumblr?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It was on Imgur front page some time ago as well. No idea where it originated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and I saw it here twice before in the past 12 months

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it is. I guess retyping the text, instead of screen-capping, makes it feel like oc.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is in the true spirit of imgur

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is egghilarating

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha I remember this episode so vividly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many eggs did he buy really?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A gross.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He bought a gross in the cartoon, so yeah, he bought 144 eggs.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

None, he's a cartoon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you like an egg in these trying times?

9 years ago | Likes 1724 Dislikes 5

Only if it makes me ppppuuuuuuuuuurrree. Ive gotta be puuuuuuuure

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Egg-celent question sir/Ma'am/Attack helicopter ..

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I've been POISONED by my constituents!

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Frank I think I ate too many blood tablets

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's a jumping off point.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I've been poisoned by my constituents!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BLEAHEHRHEAHRAHRHGAHHHGAHGAG

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You rang?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BLAAARRRRGHHAHRHRHJDKGJSHSH

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

whoops just commented pretty much the same thing and then saw this. beat me to it. well played.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's okay bud, I upvoted you anyways.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got you back too what a good community

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Egg

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Only if you found it under a bridge.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really want to upvote this but it has 1,000 votes. I can't be the one to ruin it. I'll be back, friend, after another does what I can't.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd prefer a refreshing Wolf Cola. I need closure.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

my man

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Looking good.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is your moment on Imgur and no one appreciates it. But I appreciate it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've peaked.. and you felt my peak. feels good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a five-star man

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because of this comment I realised how much I appreciated it too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how do we know that a googolplex of eggs can't fit in our UNIVERSE? Just cause math and witchcraft or have we tried? lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The known universe is the part from where light has reached us. So it is the volume of space we can see. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is less than a googolplex times the volume of an egg. The whole universe might be infinite, but we don't know. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, at least Stu has un œuf now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol what i was going to say

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i knew i had a lot in common with a very special waffle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*specific ...dammit

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