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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
robothobo
"Stu, that's a lot of eggs!" says the man using a cheese grater the size of a minivan.
ihatewarmpickles
You could've went further with just an egg white or yolk.
fiddlewheelx
Gee Stu, two Eggs?
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Kyman201
This deserves more upvotes
Jelmddddddddddddd
O N L Y E G G S C A N S U S T A I N M E
ThomasTheScrakeEngine
I GO BUY EGGS FOR BART
mattjuvia13
yuefairchild
THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
Rynyl
Stu is obviously an engineer. Gotta love that factor of safety.
srslydude
Do you know why people don't use 288 in conversation? Because it's two gross.
LaLiam
I love "thats literally more eggs than you can fit in the entire known universe", and they arent even up to the ceiling
Tuwan
The ceiling is bigger than the universe, clearly
Parethil
This happened to me once, went skiing and preordered groceries, including 12 eggs. Got there, 12 cartons, 144 eggs for a week long trip.
Sittingaroundwitholdpeople
ZachNanamus
CaptainTiddlemittens
a GIF that is both relevant and irrelevant - stop that.
iwannadipmyballsinitguy
sandybuttcheeks
I think I'm losing my mind, why is this so funny?
StrangelyCalm
Rugrats whole perspective is based on Parenthood. Kids have incredible imaginative prowess and parents slowly break down as the kids grow up
insomniacfruitbat
Same. Every time.
ModraPohlavi
Because humor and laughter is tied with encountering the unexpected...
HotCrossNuns
Quality satirical writing over at the Rugrats studios.
Threewisemen
I haven't seen this show in a solid 15 years and I read it in their voices.
Oktofant
It's literally more eggs that can fit in the ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE! - Oops.
QuiGonChuck
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
imgur how did you know my roommate bought 15 dozen eggs today, this post is so relevant to my life right now.
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
That is also not even sarcasm...the fridge is filled with eggs right now. Send help.
GenuineHappiness
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AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
GenuineHappiness
Haaahahahhahahahaha
UGKFoxhound
I love well made funny but pointless shit.
GahDuma
Umm...if you buy eggs in a farmers market, they come in cloth covered baskets.
onlyhalfghost
That and he wouldn't have had to open twelve cases of eggs, you can actually just buy a gross of eggs in a single box. Four layers of 36.
InspectorMonroe
It's the size and mass of 144 eggs which should have been the clue.
RideTheStimutacs
HowToBasic needs to know about this.
buno67
EGG- cellence post
CaptainTiddlemittens
get out.
AJ6817
I believe you meant eggcellent Insert the councilor from star wars, too lazy to find it
justchelsea
im sure you could get a gross in a basket of you went straight to the farm. it does say he ordered it.
AnythingMuchShorter
Which is actually only like $25 and fits in a milk crate. Usually delivered in 4 layers of 36 with wavy cardboard diveders.
mrPingPang
I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Stu that's too many eggs!
TheOne07
Same
Wadzirra
I actually laughed out loud XD
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
Oops
BobaFettyWap1337
I saw this at church and laughed my ass off
SonsOfMoog
That's a paddlin'.
BobaFettyWap1337
Worth it tho
Daeyelle
Whhhhhy are there so many eggs?
Daeyelle
There's too many eggs!
Daeyelle
They said there'd be only a few eggs!
tylerdurdon
I woke my dad up and he came to see if I was okay because I was laughing and then had a coughing fit that sounded like I was gonna die.
Aingelproject667
Isn't this a repost from tumblr?
TheAvatard
It was on Imgur front page some time ago as well. No idea where it originated.
WatsonRaymes
Yeah and I saw it here twice before in the past 12 months
Belldannie
Yeah, it is. I guess retyping the text, instead of screen-capping, makes it feel like oc.
SupaCabra
This is in the true spirit of imgur
Vanwolfster
This is egghilarating
georgegeorgegeorgegeorge
haha I remember this episode so vividly.
Andreas99100
How many eggs did he buy really?
BoxesofFoxes
A gross.
rollilolli
He bought a gross in the cartoon, so yeah, he bought 144 eggs.
CaptainZebraman
None, he's a cartoon
b4il3y
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
iNiGHTS
Only if it makes me ppppuuuuuuuuuurrree. Ive gotta be puuuuuuuure
ThePowerOf42
Egg-celent question sir/Ma'am/Attack helicopter ..
daxx0r
I've been POISONED by my constituents!
YourNewNicknameIsJelloShot
Frank I think I ate too many blood tablets
Jesustown55
It's a jumping off point.
onehugedeal
I've been poisoned by my constituents!!
AmNotFaggot
BLEAHEHRHEAHRAHRHGAHHHGAHGAG
Weentit
OneShucklak
FranksEgg
You rang?
DJhiggySmalls
BLAAARRRRGHHAHRHRHJDKGJSHSH
AmNotFaggot
whoops just commented pretty much the same thing and then saw this. beat me to it. well played.
DJhiggySmalls
It's okay bud, I upvoted you anyways.
AmNotFaggot
I got you back too what a good community
BaltimoreBlackSkins
Egg
Summersky
Gersplooshe
Only if you found it under a bridge.
Naivegamer
I really want to upvote this but it has 1,000 votes. I can't be the one to ruin it. I'll be back, friend, after another does what I can't.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
I'd prefer a refreshing Wolf Cola. I need closure.
TheRightColaforClosure
my man
Kratospotatos
Looking good.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
I feel like this is your moment on Imgur and no one appreciates it. But I appreciate it.
TheRightColaforClosure
I've peaked.. and you felt my peak. feels good.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
You're a five-star man
Eurisko91
Because of this comment I realised how much I appreciated it too.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
how do we know that a googolplex of eggs can't fit in our UNIVERSE? Just cause math and witchcraft or have we tried? lol
CatOnAKeyboard
The known universe is the part from where light has reached us. So it is the volume of space we can see. 1/2
CatOnAKeyboard
This is less than a googolplex times the volume of an egg. The whole universe might be infinite, but we don't know. 2/2
Goodnewwseveryone
well, at least Stu has un œuf now...
AVerySpecificWaffle
Lol what i was going to say
Goodnewwseveryone
i knew i had a lot in common with a very special waffle
Goodnewwseveryone
*specific ...dammit