Nawwww my friends sometimes have poor taste in friends, so their friends gotta get vetted. I mean for fucks sake they are friends with me, and thats a red flag
Male cheetahs will live in groups for good portions of their life if not their whole lives hunting together cooperatively and live in groups where they clean each other and have full on socials orders
The principle seems to be to lick the friend on the [viewer] left so I guess he's just waiting for another one to come along. Licking loops might be undesirable. (Just guessing though, I don't know feline etiquette.)
Did an internship at Wildlife Safari in Oregon during colleges. They have the largest cheetah breeding program in the world. Cheetahs are extremely friendly beasties.
Canigetbannedagain2
Mmm salty
obesz
Synchronised mlem
theinternetkeepsmealive
Listen to those rumbles!
aeroldoth
Ca... can I lick him?
Cholf
philmoregraves
Nawwww my friends sometimes have poor taste in friends, so their friends gotta get vetted. I mean for fucks sake they are friends with me, and thats a red flag
MotoCanuck
Why isn't he cleaning them back
YpsilantiRomani
Male cheetahs will live in groups for good portions of their life if not their whole lives hunting together cooperatively and live in groups where they clean each other and have full on socials orders
Eucrow
COMPLETE THE CIRCLE!
thrutchmunkee
he's tasting you to see if you are ripe yet.
IlluminaBlade
natural hair removal.
RobertAG25772
A licking chain
TungstenOrbital
Kitties
Pphunk77
Méownage à Trois
stabbermcshooty
This guys hopeless I don’t think he’s groomed once since I did this last time
EggFooYung
Hyooge Purrs! The biggest purrs!
Sacababeach
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dG11enltcmNkcWVjNGJpZDUyaTZ6cmphNHd6azJnbHdhamt0b3RpdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wgKTijhCORfPT8Av2N/200w.webp
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Why isn’t he licking them back?
anerdwithaknife
The principle seems to be to lick the friend on the [viewer] left so I guess he's just waiting for another one to come along. Licking loops might be undesirable. (Just guessing though, I don't know feline etiquette.)
ziggystardust7
Right? I hope nobody invites him to the circle jerk.
spinbutton3
Those two need head scratches right now
JoeMangoJello
secondgoaround
Two-way petting zoo. You pet the animals and they pet you back.
CheeseB0t
TheMostKink
I don't like this.
CheeseB0t
It was a Kickstarter thing some years back.
About the same time as the cat butthole jewellery.
laner7112000
Cornflakes91
six whole cheetlings!
bobthefunny
Cheetoh puffs!
laner7112000
A cheetah and her cheetos
TacticalAssaultUnicorn
Can say from experience, that actually hurts.
furioustomato
People ought to google cheetah tongue so they can stare in horror and upvote you.
WoeToHice
Only if they don't know who that user is.
QuartzPoker
I think it would be worth the pain. Like getting a sunburn at an amusement park
onedeadhero
Oh? What kind of experience?
TacticalAssaultUnicorn
Did an internship at Wildlife Safari in Oregon during colleges. They have the largest cheetah breeding program in the world. Cheetahs are extremely friendly beasties.
TheDefective
while flying a helicopter back in time?
tentacularfleshscape
Lol the second I read internship I checked username and was like oh shit, it's that guy!
Entwife82
I just got read into the saga of This Nonsense for the first time... I write fanfiction. I know from flimsy premises. This is on another level.