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You may not know it from this photo, but I am NOT a winter person lol
A shred of context is in order - back in 2021 a company mailed me an Etch A Sketch pool float. In February. Perfect time for a photo shoot though right?
Those heart-shaped sunglasses are doing a fantastic job of masking approximately 85% of the existential self-inflicted misery I was feeling throughout this photo shoot lmao
Hope you're all keeping safe and warm, fellow Imgurians. It's rough out there, and I'm not just talking about the weather :(
Many of you have personally expressed to me that you enjoy that I keep it light and fun here, and I promise to continue sharing my whimsical ablutions (update: ablutions? Honestly I have no idea what I was going for here. I'll say uh... Journeys? Activities? Idk I'm tired from shoveling through ice) as we forge through this dark and cold winter ahead. Hopefully this post gave you if anything a brief chuckle. A tiny little break from the state of the world. Stay tuned for the next silly seminar in a curious ensemble!
VastMajorityRule
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unluckyandbored
Upon seeing the picture, I thought to myself "That etch-a-sketch lady would get a real kick out of this". Then I realized YOU POSTED IT.
I am not a smart man.
SteveD31415
Lolita glasses.
BenderRodriguz1010
HAWT!
Efreeti
Respectfully, holy moly
SomaliYachtClub
Other young people like her...
stevelepastis
Such a hottie
algoritham
Huh, never expected the etch-a-sketch girl to do a bikini shoot. Colour me impressed.
AShartInTheWind
The boots are a great addition.
pikajane
they were a non-negotiable once I developed the gumption to actually open the door haha
Omicron416
And "gumption" is another word that doesn't come up often these days!
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OhIfIMust
Junktrunkjunkie
The bikini was a brave choice in winter. I always appreciate your sense of style and passion. It’s incredibly endearing and a pleasure to witness
OhIfIMust
I mean this as respectfully as possible, but you seem be a thoroughly charming individual, and it is a genuine joy to have you share your interests and activities!
AgentBuddhaMan
Keep it in your pants, pervert!
drousnavat
Please for the love of all that is holy, make sure your toes are not turning black after this shoot
pikajane
the boots are actually graded for up to -4 degrees so my feet were the only warm part of my body! haha
onlyheretoargue
Respectfully, I disagree.
PaperinoVB
Me too.
Crapmonster
I was crushing before now im getting pretty steamed 😖 hubba hubba
Crapmonster
Also F winter
Kevinbfree
Well done Jane. Respect for how far you're willing to go for a laugh.
serleth
I love the commitment to etching a sketch on your etch a sketch float. 5 stars.
Do Lite Brite next 🙃
Greyeyes1973
I wanna ride it down a hill instead of a sled lol
ElroyJetsonEsq
The word "ablutions" just doesn't come up a lot these days.
graceinsheepsclothing
I didn't recognize you and I was thinking, that etch-a-sketch girl needs to see this!
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
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ArchSchnitz
Your passion for the etch-a-sketch is infectious and admirable. Everyone should have something they enjoy this much.
TheUnspeakableh
You were probably thinking of ambulations, which does mean journeys, in a more physical sense that it implies that you are walking them.
AyatollahBahloni
I'm not sure what you are feeling about yourself, but from where I sit you are ferociously attractive, and I love your talent.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Snow boots and a bikini is not a kink I was aware I had, but, once again, imgur has exposed me. That is a damn sexy combo, @OP - good on ya
zeacorzeppelin10
The handles as drink holders is the best.
SomaliYachtClub
I had to look it up. Ablutions: "The act of washing oneself, often for ritual or religious purification, involving specific cleansing steps for spiritual cleanliness before prayer or ceremonies."
TZO2k15
For myself I have my windows open, the fans blowing, and wrapped snugly in my blankets while in front of my PC, and I couldn't be more happy!
GODDAMN, do I LOVE winter!
Sebastopol140
Heyyy, be careful. Don't get cold.
OptimisticMisanthrope
It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!!
royrogersdoublerbarburger
A Muppet Family Christmas, 1987
ClockworkRepairDroid
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chewybrian
ab·lu·tion
/əˈblo͞oSHən/
noun formal•humorous
the act of washing oneself (often used for humorously formal effect).
TheUnspeakableh
She probably meant ambulations.
pikajane
Whoops 😅 definitely meant a different word there haha. What word? Honestly - I'm tired from shoveling all this ice outside so I'm gonna give my brain a little break
chewybrian
Well, I still learned a new word
tiptoeingthru
May I suggest this as a replacement?
OhIfIMust
JustAnOldLurker
RIP your inbox
MechKelly
Your lucky inbox.
BenderRodriguz1010
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SadisticLeisure
Can someone replace the hot dogs with etch-a-sketches?
SteersAndQueers
Everybody, send your nudes to me instead and I'll roast you.
wadatahmydamie
Photoshop a Kirby Inhaling png on every dick you see
serleth
Gibleteousjack
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thotterpop
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mercswar
Did you see his bday upload of him with no beard and no frosted tips?
Gibleteousjack
That is something for sure. They should cast him as one of the Righteous Gemstones.
pikajane
Believe it or not, I've only received one DM, and it's asking me about Star Trek TNG
JustAnOldLurker
That's unexpected, but honestly awesome! :D
opiboble
What's your favorite episode?
pikajane
The Inner alight, no contest. I cry every time!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
That is probably because everyone sees you as too awesome to be attainable.
Lepercake
Not ds9 or even voyager? Shame.
areyouelonmusk
STNG FTW
Lepercake
Ngl tng ftw butt ds9 king
Arkandos
About how many lights you see?
pikajane
FOUR
BenderRodriguz1010