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Big thanks to the guy who delivered this but didn't ring the doorbell so that the package could continue sleeping. It was clearly very tired.
Had to tread softly while bringing the little guy inside so as not to disturb its peaceful sulmber.
UMustBeNooHere
Op is pretty punny
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CheriBerry84
I work at Amazon. Call us and we will refund or replace.
UserNameIsAvail
Nice, but not the point of the post.
CheriBerry84
True. I am not a fan of USPS, especially after working at Amazon.
TheyCallMeCaptainObvious
Are those tire marks?
KeyMasher
So very tired.
TheyCallMeCaptainObvious
I'm a little embarrassed that I was actually asking. I didn't know what pun people were talking about. I'm an idiot.
KeyMasher
To be fair, it was a wheelie weak pun.
sameoldname
Did the dildo inside break?
KeyMasher
I mean it was a large knife in there, but I suppose if you were brave enough...
Traygibby
No balls
Eangel123
Maybe that was the purpose