FluffyCorgiAngel
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Dec 17, 2023 12:44 PM
FluffyCorgiAngel
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Onebigcanuck
Knew a woman who used to put these up her butt. She liked the burn apparently.
eastend666
I was hooked on these things at one point, until I started putting them in my front jeans pocket and they all melted together from the warmth.
Wanuvas
I can't be the only one who started reading that like Papa Roach - Last Resort, right? Almost works too. o.o
BeardOnTheInside
When I was in middle school I had the cinnamon flavor, and I would incessantly open and close it. One day a small chunk was clipped off when I closed it and flew into my eye........Hot toddy eye ball is not pleasant.
VodkaReindeer
They're using these for opioid addiction treatment now: "Indivior misled health professionals and government programs into believing that Suboxone film was safer and less likely to be abused than rivals --"
anonymkonto
zoltarpanaflex
spouse loves these, popped one just before a job interview - turns out it was a full pack stuck together and boy was that interview a perky time - got the job...
Violaquin
goflyblind
Jaqdakloun
...fucks wrong with you ?
pettingmycatwhileipoo
My sister fell asleep with those whitening strips on her teeth. This was back in the 90s. She had to go to an emergency dentist because the strips ate away her enamel or fillings or something. She woke up with crazy tooth pain.
0570
I miss being able to buy these things at the grocery store
wademcgillis
what?
kamosey
Me speeding down the wrong way on the highway: "Why do my eyes smell minty?"
brokenturtle
Seems like the only way they can be looking fresh
OpenMouthHotKiss
Listerine? They can't possibly have my brand. It's a special brand. I have special eyes.
PoorSucker
Friend of mine convinced a junior in chef school to rub chilli on his dick to cure an STD
FluffyCorgiAngel
Omg that is just pure evil. Lmao!
OpenMouthHotKiss
One time my friend had cut habanero peppers, and he thought just washing his hands normally was enough after. Needless to say when him and his girlfriend had "special time" after dinner she was very uncomfortable
Ilovetomakestuffup
Did it work?
learnhappy2
the mates eyes after, probably
itdweeb
Give someone a fresh perspective.
erikleorga
Violaquin
Crosive
It would dissolve in the saleen solution - that guy
TheInsidiousDR
Thank you lol
NATA5
Saleen
FartingWiener
It would dissolve in Saleen Dion's fluid
RadiDaddy
Once, while applying toothpaste to my toothbrush, a minuscule speck of toothpaste got catapulted into my eye, resulting in a brief spate of minty fresh agony.
Kbantar
Somehow aftershave got onto my contact. I refer to it as the time my face made a fist. I had to pry open my lid, because my eye flat out refused to open. Like it didn't trust me. No idea why.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Well, you did put aftershave in it, that's why...
ColmCorbec
A lad in school lifted up one eyelid and slid one of these under it. It was the days of Dirty Sanchez so we all thought it was funny until he was screaming and crying.
AdamGenesis
"What's 'dirty sanchez', daddy? What's 'dirty sanchez'?"
ColmCorbec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No9W4sCUce0
dEzero
"Bro, your eyes stink. Better freshen up!"
AlxEverett
Wait, wait. I was wondering what happened in your dirty sanchez story, but the other comments seem to imply it’s a band. 😬
ColmCorbec
It's was basically Jackass done by four Welsh guys but often a lot more disgusting and graphic. First episode I ever watched had a bit called "The Pube Pizza". The phrase "he's like a fucking fly" is burned in to my mind.
MrE158
I remember the "Guinness world record" for getting shot by paintballs while naked. He was so proud of himself, the fuckin' idiot.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Yea, Dirty Sanchez has a totally different meaning to me and you than other people apparently.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I was also thinking breath freshening strips probably would’ve worked better if he’d shoved them up his nose.
ThisIsntMyActualName
Dirty Sanchez, what a show!!
ColmCorbec
I went to one of the live shows once. Not recommended.
whattheheckismyline
I saw them live at Reading Festival, it was chaos
eyeballgolfer
what went wrong?
ColmCorbec
It didn't translate to live well and in person it was all just a bit much. One of them couldn't be there that night because they had sepsis from repeatedly doing the main event over the course of the tour. The main event was a beer enema a pint of which was then downed. It started with Pancho meat tenderising his thigh.