Feeling useful.

Dec 18, 2018 11:08 PM

Edit: standard ‘never thought I’d make FP!’
But for real... never thought I’d make FP!
Send whatever you want! Cats, bats, nudes, moods, feet, wheat, spacecraft...um.. baseraft?! Dealer’s choice! No limits!

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Witchcraft!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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F*CKING TROPHY WORTHY!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New Tide with Adderall

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Show off.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Calm down Martha Stewart!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I did two loads today.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My man!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mine are still on my couch from last week. I'm getting to it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why I go to a laundromat. Do 1 months worth of clothes, folded,etc. in 2 hours.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I have a washer and dryer at home.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adulting level maxed out

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hear you: Productivity is measured in small victories.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As is procrastination.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are you a wizard?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Despite my other failures I always fold my laundry as soon as I get it out of the dryer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such goal. Much wow.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been sleeping on my couch for 4 days because my clean laundry is all on my bed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me this would be "did the laundry and the dishes on the same day" :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you teach my husband?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you single?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait, you don't wait for the cheaper electricity during the night? fucking bourgeoisie...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did my laundry and found a pen in the washer after. I would had been better off being a lazy fuck and just wearing the clothes again. Fml

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quit making the rest of us look bad

7 years ago | Likes 580 Dislikes 1

I wash my entire closet at least on a monthly basis so I can have all my options open

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I got home from overseas this morning. I've already unpacked my luggage and wash and hung out the clothes. First time that's happened.

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Yeah! I normally put half away, crash in my bed that has new sheets on, and put the rest away the next day!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s what I’m doing right now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top adulting points!

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I call bullshit, that's impossible

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burn the witch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re ready.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it that is sexy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should send him a boob as a reward for his hard work :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me, no one wants to see these boobs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trust me, 80% of us do :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, you've got an assignment due?

7 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 1

That was really impressive!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmao I got so much work done around my apartment during finals week in college. I should be studying, but i've never cleaned my blinds befor

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Why is this so relatable?!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hah, no. Commissions to work on while I entertain my 4 year old.

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

sound on

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Reminder to self: Watch this later

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On point. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THAT is fucking awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0