The original Fleshlight!

Jun 30, 2017 5:13 PM

mynewcharacter

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suddenly regret ever touching those things as a child

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh my god people tried and fucked these?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What are these?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A small dollar store toy that was pretty popular in the early 2000s it doesn't do anything other then its squishable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chinese handcuffs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fucked one of those

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Wow... I am so glad I always had enough dignity and girlfriends...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm almost annoyed that I never thought to try when I was younger.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Same here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How was it?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It sucked

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That didn't exactly answer the question in this context.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They make a terrible sex toy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm oddly disappointed in myself for having never used one of these as a fleshlight.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Same though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was about 8 or 9 when these were popular so I never did either so there's that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me neither but at the same time I've only seen really small ones and the possibility never came up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! My curiosity is gonna go look on eBay for one

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You should probably just get a fleshlight.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My curious nature does not care

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My curiosity does not have 70 bucks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can have mine once I'm done with it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Given that the inside doesn't move when you slide the outside of the tube, how would that work, exactly?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lube it up and pinch the tip. Tip of the tube, not your penis...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lube, my friend. You use lube. Assholes don't move when you slide into them either.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my whole point. Most of the sensation comes from the sliding, so without that, it doesn't seem very useful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a battle of logic here and @boneh3ad has my money on him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0