Jun 5, 2026 2:58 PM
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ChimRichaldsBud
I mean, I’d respect that way more.
kiddk00l
GargleTheseNutz360
Lmfao
Chrisantemus
The most likeable pirate we have nowadays
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Kats8652
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDBleHpmamVjbHh3ZmRiejE0dDgyYzIzcmgwYW1hazZuMTJlcXdxayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Jev4iU72S9RYc/200w.webp
Kreia
StupidCanadianWolfBird
How do you feel about butte pirates?
MCTMCT
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
If I saw that happen to my package, I'd be pissed. Both because it was stolen and by how fucking funny I'd find it.
SomaliYachtClub
emu314159127001
•thieves. Why give them a cutesy name?
MauroMolinero
great, the delivery guy thinks is a prank, and the thief gets away
ChareAndFlaff
I did feel bad for the delivery guy. End of the video makes it seem like he's not in on the joke and he's just trying to do his shitty job and get through his day
Yellowchopsticks
"Sir, the delivery instructions did not include becoming content"
Someshithead241
I'm hoping its staged otherwise the guy doesn't get paid for the undelivered package and gets shouted at for the 15 seconds he wasted
Morg729
Your jar of dirt has been delivered https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODd5dXE0cXM0eW1laXQ1NzBqY21hcW91YmEwc2Z4NGpuNDR3a2pmaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4tcaCFbVCVws0/200w.webp
R100GSPD
That's the worst porch pirate I've ever heard of
middlenameconfusion
I clicked on this one just to check whether or not they had appropriate music added and I was not disappointed.
moomaid1
It's the best I have ever heard of.
evilgriff
phalanaster
Saw the initial comment. Looked for this response
conjuratio
Some will say this is fake. I choose to believe https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bDJjenlob3JxbDE5NTJ2N2toaHlqdTFyOHQzd3ViandocDBpb2dtMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Efi4MpChuhHtm/200w.webp
wagnus
He looks like Jonathan Depths, he must be real. But you have heard of him.
SerialChickenLover
Never really understood the “FAAAKEEEE!!!!” complaints, especially when shit’s obvious. Like, do people forget that writing skits and bits is a thing?
MithridateEupator
While true, there are also a lot of people who will just straight up believe this is real.
ChimRichaldsBud
I mean, I’d respect that way more.
kiddk00l
GargleTheseNutz360
Lmfao
Chrisantemus
The most likeable pirate we have nowadays
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Kats8652
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDBleHpmamVjbHh3ZmRiejE0dDgyYzIzcmgwYW1hazZuMTJlcXdxayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Jev4iU72S9RYc/200w.webp
Kreia
StupidCanadianWolfBird
How do you feel about butte pirates?
MCTMCT
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
If I saw that happen to my package, I'd be pissed. Both because it was stolen and by how fucking funny I'd find it.
SomaliYachtClub
emu314159127001
•thieves. Why give them a cutesy name?
MauroMolinero
great, the delivery guy thinks is a prank, and the thief gets away
ChareAndFlaff
I did feel bad for the delivery guy. End of the video makes it seem like he's not in on the joke and he's just trying to do his shitty job and get through his day
Yellowchopsticks
"Sir, the delivery instructions did not include becoming content"
Someshithead241
I'm hoping its staged otherwise the guy doesn't get paid for the undelivered package and gets shouted at for the 15 seconds he wasted
Morg729
Your jar of dirt has been delivered https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODd5dXE0cXM0eW1laXQ1NzBqY21hcW91YmEwc2Z4NGpuNDR3a2pmaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4tcaCFbVCVws0/200w.webp
R100GSPD
That's the worst porch pirate I've ever heard of
middlenameconfusion
I clicked on this one just to check whether or not they had appropriate music added and I was not disappointed.
moomaid1
It's the best I have ever heard of.
evilgriff
phalanaster
Saw the initial comment. Looked for this response
conjuratio
Some will say this is fake. I choose to believe https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bDJjenlob3JxbDE5NTJ2N2toaHlqdTFyOHQzd3ViandocDBpb2dtMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Efi4MpChuhHtm/200w.webp
wagnus
He looks like Jonathan Depths, he must be real. But you have heard of him.
SerialChickenLover
Never really understood the “FAAAKEEEE!!!!” complaints, especially when shit’s obvious. Like, do people forget that writing skits and bits is a thing?
MithridateEupator
While true, there are also a lot of people who will just straight up believe this is real.