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If you can't get them to stop calling you a slut, get revenge
Bebii
I'M SCREAMING
stresstwig
as someone who's dishwasher is older than she is, can i use that guy's?
SengirArchangel
Roxanne was fine as hell. Yeah I said it.
RothChizzle
I remember reading somewhere in canon that Vader doesn't go to Tatooine (unless he has to) because he wants to forget Anakin Skywalker.
nessm
'How dare you make me read this'
urustai
Fuck anyone with a dishwasher that doesn't super steam heat unwashed food particles onto their dishes.
jimwormmaster
Mine just leaves this nasty soap crust on mine. Even lunchmeat containers that are supposed to be dishwasher safe. Great leftover dishes.
Thotsauce12
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YoungNomad
MoreLikeLawlSchool
What kind of degenerate puts their fine china in the dishwasher?
tupacshomie
Ffs....i too read all of that.
TheHummusAmongUs
Too long of a dump for my dump...i skipped straight to the comments...enjoyed it though +1
Montrose1100
I've been laughing aT THIS FOR HOURS
woogigooie
help! i saw
and now my pizza doesnt smell like pizza!
BlumpkinsAnonymous
NeneJPhilly
I love the one about making a guy spreading a rumor about sleeping with you to your advantage. I could have used that in high school.
smithyrob
When I see "I'M SCREAMING" in Tumblr comments I just imagine that they just straight up start howling like a feral creature.
blackguard89
elPresidente69
Had a good laugh at the dog fucker one
CorneliusCornwall
I don't like sand either
MEXICOMAN
People who dump are the peasants.
ADuckOnQuack099
Where the God is my sock. What the God is wrong with her. Very common phrases
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
This
BakaWakka
Wouldn't that be just using vulgarities, not cursing? For example, "damn you" is literally a curse.
ADuckOnQuack099
But the sign said use your name not mine, so they were using a name
Barrum
Vader can step on sand, that is not cannon at all, whoever said that is a fucking idiot. He goes to take to murder sand people actually
festivalday7portapottydiarrheablumpkin
Also obi-wan didn't keep his name like refers to him as "Uncle Ben"
festivalday7portapottydiarrheablumpkin
*Luke
Barrum
Goes to Tatooine to murder sand people*. Specifically in the marvel comics Vader series
NexiKuro
Since we're correcting ourselves, canon* the other spelling shoots things.
Cere4l
i think disney has proven they can shoot things down with canon as well :(
CKnowles
Doesn't he do that before he gets mechanized, though?
Barrum
No, this is specifically something he does as Darth Vader, post mechanization. He goes there to murder them for fun sometimes.
eddyfinnso
He wasn't Vader yet and it was after his mom died due to tusken raiders
Barrum
No I'm not talking about episode 2 angst-lord. I'm talking about Darth Vader, post episode 4 in the Vader comics.
ShatterResistant
The lesbian in Walmart is the racist in Gregg's bit, just less funny. Tumblr should Fuck off
longarmprime
someone: [puts a spin on a joke to apply it to themselves] imgur: FUCK OFF THATS NOT FUNNY YOU STEAL J
MemeDissector
yeah but you know tumblr did it because they had a problem with the original. and it wasn't natural like the original, it was forced
imgurisfulloftwats
I was thinking the same thing. Thank you
Earan
It's kinda funny as referential humour though?
ProfessionalTeenager
It's almost like content is recycled from one social media platform to another :o what a wild concept
Zodi
and the russian soviet one is from /r/jokes, not tumblr.
DontWantToBotherFindingAGoodUsername
Ye this joke has literally nothing to do with Tumblr..
loowhovian
I've noticed tumblr steals a lot of reddit jokes and stories.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
People complaining about stupid comments on tumblr, do you honestly think we're any better?
B99Reactions
Everyone and anyone is better than tumblr, imgur is just slightly less bad
Viennha
I mean tumblr has some pretty good memes so I overlook it tbh.. If you're gunna use their content so much quit whining right ?
UntitledUnmasteredDeluxe
Ayy I love finding the self aware users.
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
+ 1 Updoot, to the top with you.
lakashnock
PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL... I'm sorry, is this blasphemy?
chocolategorilla
who says I don't bitch about it all?
UponTheDarkThrone
+1 for System Shock 2 Shodan sex reference.
IThinkAboutBoobsALot
Damn, nice catch
JewishMonk
That's System Shock 1 and that would be the hottest/nerdiest thing ever.
UponTheDarkThrone
This was absolutely a Shodan message in System Shock 2
JewishMonk
That's true, but it was originally the sound card test message for SS1. It was remade and put into SS2 later.
JewishMonk
Oh god, I'm turning into one of THOSE people.
UponTheDarkThrone
I don't recall it from SS 1. Thanks for the trivia!
JewishMonk
I could have sworn I had an install of SS1 on my computer, but the Steam version seems to have removed all the cool easter eggs. :(
AuraneWaters
I'm screaming
NotTheRealNPH
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
LoTRFanatic42
DID YOU JUST
ICanFixThat
OMG!
cdnmDECEMBER
oh mY GOD
Denvercoder09
*supernatural reaction gif*
cdnmDECEMBER
*highleted* THIS. JUST THIS.
EnemaBucket
i've peED MY PANTS IM BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND UNCONTROLLABLY IM ALSO CONVULSING AND VOMITING HELP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHH - Tumblr
ihavebetrayedeveryoneilove
This genuinely made me laugh, +1
nerftheelephantples
What kills me is the "I laughed more than I should" like is there a specific laugh-treshold that you shouldn't go past? Really bugs me
becauseurwrong
You've never found a stupid joke really funny but while you're laughing for ages everyone around you had one "heh" & are now staring at you?
weliveinaspaceshipdear
This is my whole life.
AgentOrangeJuice
This is too true.
snivy642
what is this iM CALLING THE POLICE
AuraneWaters
And everyone started clapping.
SubgeniusMessiah
+1 just for star wars canon
jackmiton
No, it's horribly wrong actually. Basically on all counts.
SubgeniusMessiah
Myfirstnamewaschosen
"What the Obi Wan is wrong with my old padawan?"
MikeArclight
his brain kinda got fried
Mgiggity
Excellent use of multiple memes to accomplish a har har.
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Shut the Lando Calirissian up
givemeallthestarwars
Not entirely true. Vader returns a number of times following the destruction of the first Death Star. Mainly looking for clues of Luke and..
SabonVous
they also didn't build the death star just to blow up tatooine.
jimmythejedi
Marvel's Star Wars: Darth Vader #1 has Vader returns to Tatooine to hire bounty hunters from Jabba.
givemeallthestarwars
Thats my source xD
FrabjousCloak
Is this still canon though? #FuckDisney
DomineSatanas
Yes, and they can't tell us otherwise.
givemeallthestarwars
Yes, is it canon
givemeallthestarwars
slaughtering tusken raiders.
BDBones
Username checks
AGROOVYASSASSIN
Spanked84
Yup. He's sent there to make a deal with Jabba but wants to find the kid who blew up the death star. Hires Boba who finds out it was Luke.
Spanked84
And slaughters tusken raiders to pass the time while waiting to meet the bounty hunters he hires.
ninjasaiyan777
Plus, he keeps Tatooine there because he hates it, and hate field the dark side.
DontWantToBotherFindingAGoodUsername
Fuels* you may be overthinking here.
ninjasaiyan777
Autocorrect's a cruel bitch.