It only needs to work once...

Feb 10, 2017 2:15 PM

Oh hi, mom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're in debt? Sounds like you need a GREAT sex weekend! Registration is free!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel any better I have over $600k in debt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep your spirits up. After three years in deep shit, things are starting to look up here. So all I can say is keep your spirits up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you always do it then when it does happen you will think it worked

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's free to click, right? As long as you aren't actively seeking those posts, I think your superstition is in the clear.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And after all, it's about as likely to work as the lotto, and much, much cheaper.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you also forward every chain letter in case the daughter of hitler's dead dog comes to your bed at 3am if you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can tell your mocking me but no daughter of Hitler's dead dog has come to my bed yet so who's the crazy one now?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Touche WiseSloth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0