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Feb 8, 2017 2:36 AM

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If you can understand parallelograms... taxes should be a snap. Along with a ton of other stuff.

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My autobiography is titled "did I ask for excuses?" And I'm pleasantly intrigued

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February is like the Tuesday of the whole goddamn year

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My autobiography: "Boycott!" I'm okay with this.

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#26 Well see I proposed to her.... that I buy flowers for you from her and she said yes.

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#26: "Wm had never heard of Marty Stouffer, so I told him he was like a Canadian Steve Irwin meets Jim Henson. I watched Bunnies episode 4x"

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My autobiography is bring me cheez its

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My autobiography would be called: I lied this wasn't the last text I sent.

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My autobiography will be titled: "Wanna go for a beer later?"

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My autobiography is titled: Yes, it's Thursday

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"Well, what if I died?"

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"I don't know, I have triple a's anyway"

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