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Feb 8, 2017 2:36 AM
CookiesAndIceCream
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GreyPocket
If you can understand parallelograms... taxes should be a snap. Along with a ton of other stuff.
nanananabatmaaaaaan
smakcthat
February is like the Tuesday of the whole goddamn year
horseguacamole
My autobiography: "Boycott!" I'm okay with this.
Dontdearabbyme
#26 Well see I proposed to her.... that I buy flowers for you from her and she said yes.
LullabyJones
#26: "Wm had never heard of Marty Stouffer, so I told him he was like a Canadian Steve Irwin meets Jim Henson. I watched Bunnies episode 4x"
Angryzeus1
My autobiography is bring me cheez its
LoganFine
My autobiography would be called: I lied this wasn't the last text I sent.
SaintZanzibar
My autobiography will be titled: "Wanna go for a beer later?"
knuttsakjones
My autobiography is titled: Yes, it's Thursday
SketchNI
"Well, what if I died?"
bernungass
"I don't know, I have triple a's anyway"