Today, while cleaning out my fridge, I realized...

May 18, 2016 3:57 PM

I fuckin' love mustard.

Someone should create a condiment bottle with a Super Hydrophobic inside so the contents empty entirely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MUSTARD FTL KETCHUP FTW

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have five kinds in the fridge; wife hates mustard, though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You fuckin' love most of the mustard...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marry those SOBs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the plan, Stan!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you luuuuv it so much, why don't you maaaaarry it? (in a sing-songy tone)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently not enough to finish a bottle.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The last 10% in a Gulden's bottle is really hard to liberate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will combine forces to form one unstoppable bottle!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm, this is also my fridge. Do all of us mustard lovers simply pick up a new bottle every time we're at the store, just in case?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I could ride out anything underground with just bottled water & mustard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll bet I could do the same, but what would you use the water for?

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