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He was telling me how I was going to get the standard 3% raise this year and how he'd gotten the same 3% raise, too. To which I replied, "Yeah, well, I bet your 3% is bigger than my 3%." After a long night, something about the way I said it and the fact that I had said it without even thinking made me find it hilarious.
maholt
Congrats on the sex
Baldgorilla
HA! HA! Double entendre!
Mobiusloop
Your boss: hahaha and it's about to get smaller for that comment
Gasnia
Top 10 anime betrayals.
theguywhoplaysmrbelvederesfanclub
Guess ya had to be there.
creepwood
or you know, 0.3‰
HaveScotchWillTravel
Plot twist: OP & OP’s boss are both women
originalBabewiththePower
Good luck at your HR meeting.
km9v
Good luck on the job search tomorrow.
longoriaisaiah
Hilarious
aluriilol
One time in PoliSci class in high school - we were learning about caucuses - "Mr.O, my Caucus bigger than your Caucus" - I was sent out :[
meconopsia
Wal-mart? I ask because we only got a 3% raise as well. We joke we are only going to do 3% more work than last year as a protest.
pintpullinggeek
Upvote just for the hammer tag.
Chaxinitus
... the hammer is my penis
IWasAnArchitectureMajor
Copperbrat
Later on down at HR: "And then I made a completely innocent joke about his penis size."
xursis
Work-wife him.
ilovebreakfastburritos
Well his 3% is much larger than your 3%.
isthatgoodicanttell
What is the double meaning there
brightland9
Its a dick joke
Rogahar
An ESL customer once asked my boss for his "largest package" (referring to cellphone plans). I instantly cracked and had to duck under >
Rogahar
> the till to try and stifle the giggles, my boss saw this and continued to use the word 'package' in conjunction with various size-related>
Rogahar
> adjectives as many times as he possibly could during the discussion, all while retaining a straight face. He was fun to work for. :P
LittleMissZombiebait
My manager is the king of "that's what she said" jokes. I love working with him!
blackbenetavo
jimbob1
Did he formerly manage a small branch of a paper company in Scranton, PA?
LittleMissZombiebait
VodkaReindeer
Boss: it absolutely is.