AllThoseInFavorOfNipplesSayAye
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Jul 17, 2016 6:13 PM
AllThoseInFavorOfNipplesSayAye
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continuumHypothesis
What's your greatest weakness? That's for me to know and you to find out.
mercmech
None of these questions are likely to be relevant to your job.
WhatAreTatersPrecious
Join the 6 "P" club. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!!
asmallcat
Asking "what is your greatest weakness" is the fucking dumbest shit.
jumper34017
"What is your greatest weakness?" -- Remain silent, and pull an index card out of your pocket that says "I over-prepare."
progunil
21: have you ever been arrested for public nudity? 22: do you plan on voting for hillary?
JerodH
How to ruin a funny post step one
diggetydug
Studied up for a recent interview. Freaking nailed it. Luck favors the prepared.
HectorAltamirano
I should've researched this a week ago ????
WoeToHice
If you're applying for a job that asks all of these, may God have mercy on your soul.
lunchmone
Top 20 questions as asked by interviewers who don't really care who they hire and have read an online article on top 20 questions to ask.
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
I got a job fool!
1010001010101
I interview people all the time and I've never asked any of these questions.
enderfrickinwiggin
Really? What kind of questions do you ask? Genuinely curious
jordanmajoralloneword
Fuck, marry, kill. Oprah Winfrey. Yes or No?
Killertortilla
For fucks sake fuck off with your interview tips already, every fucking job has different fucking questions.
GOSWIVEL
Being self employed is awesome
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
Why did you take your pants off?
GonadTheBeerBellyan
#4, boss told me to do some fucking bullshit, offered lunch for compensation. Did it, told boss to put lunch up his dickhole. Got promoted.
yourmomschesthairr
What was said bull feces?
SpiceSlag
Protip...when a potential employer asks you to pop round for a chat. Prepare for an interview. It might be a chat but it's best to be safe.
Cheomesh
As someone who is looking to hire eventually, literally none of these questions will be asked by me at the interview.
pgsx
Good, they are dumb questions to ask. "How do you handle criticism?" Ha! Like anybody is ever going to say "poorly".
Cheomesh
I'd probably just swipe stuff from the PQT we're supposed to do.
ieatdapsy
So..am I hired?
Cheomesh
Demonstrate knowledge of Microsoft Active Directory.
ieatdapsy
It's the system that handles users data and security in a network
ieatdapsy
*Drops mic
Cheomesh
:|
SpectreJ90
What is it that intrigues you about our company? ...um..you were offering money for work...
marylanddd
so much this. I don't think anybody as a kid dreams of working call centers or handing out flyers
ElCabaro
Burger King once asked me why I wanted to work there. I thought to myself (very sarcastically), 1/2
ElCabaro
2/2 " because I have a real passion for flipping burgers and dealing with crappy customers at minimum wage."
HolyCringeLordBatman
Long, long time ago, I applied to Toys R Us, the bitch asked me that question 4 times over the course of the interview.
dinosaurprincess
As someone who has never interviewed but will have to soon - what do you say to that besides the obvious "because paycheck"? D:
HolyCringeLordBatman
For a retail job like that, you basically just have to bullshit. The first Job I got, staples, my answer was a love of tech/fixing things.
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RagingAlpaca
NowSneakyTurtle
You say that as if you made this.
JUSTICEAMTHENIGHT
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK.
Dannyboy1987
BUT WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS
bigmee
Yes.
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
"I have alway been passionate about not starving to death."
Hendrxgost
Always look to Michael Scott: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/05/05f6646d4d1cfe87d2d63eab32f89fdb32d7f005a0671afdfb04277faf4553a8.jpg
Phenome
Like, uuuh. Yea, its hard to say, you know?
Phullonrapist
"What is your biggest weakness?" "I have too man strengths"
H0T3L
You my friend are hired
Phullonrapist
Awesome! What's the job?
Atribbs
Biggest strength, too many weaknesses.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Not sure it works like that.
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Are your two man strengths opening the lids of tight jars and making fire?
Phullonrapist
How will the CEO eat if they can't open their jars?? That's where I come in.
kiiyor
"Tim Tams". Everyone laughed, moved on. That night I bought more Tim Tams to celebrate.
BeerAndWhiskey
Dot. I have a job interview on Tuesday.
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Thus is how you go about getting a job. https://youtu.be/vPKhhne8mCs
marylanddd
what's the job?
BeerAndWhiskey
Web Developer for the Marketing Department of a pretty major company.
marylanddd
oh shit nigga. big bucks?
BeerAndWhiskey
Hopefully close to $20/hr. So, that's more than I've ever made before, and the potential to make more money after a few years is huge!