A cakeday post

Not sure what you guys want from me on my cakeday so I decided to let you eat cake.

You have my permission to eat a cake's face.

Celebrate the little things.

Isn't it good?

It will be the best cake you ever had, you will feel so light headed and euphoric that you will wonder "what magic was put in this cake?"

Are you enjoying it yet?

Huh, are you questioning if you should be eating this much cake?

Don't stop, here have some more.

Sorry am I peer-pressuring you into this?

Yes, that's right. Start rationalizing and making excuses for why you can't stop eating.

What's wrong? The diminishing returns of the excitement and novelty of cake finally catching up to you.

You just can't stop shoving the cake into your cake hole.

What have you done?

WHAT HAVE WE ALL DONE?

This has been a cakeday cautionary tale.

For your health.