Overly Attached Wonka

Mar 30, 2016 9:44 PM

Overly Attached Wonka

funny

she's the worst. (and yes, I know the onslaught of hate I'm about to get for expressing that opinion)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Unpopular Puffin here. I think she's at 15:30. Annoying and desperately trying for what?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Come with me, and you'll be, with me. Forever".

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My overly attached right hand is something I'd never forego.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting usage potential here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her snozzberries taste like snozzberries

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm single as fuck. Nothing attached to me. I'm convinced I actually repel people.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear ya.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm bi and single, I like going grocery shopping.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm happily married to an amazing chick who loves me despite the fact that I'm a horrible human being.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Im a horrible human being... is she single?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No sorry, and I'm greedy and refuse to give her away.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0