DonDraperSC
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I was not an alcoholic but my excessive drinking(drinking to the point of blackout/binge/no limit) caused big problems in my relationship and now marriage. I would become an asshole when I was under the influence of alcohol and it was only around my wife. I could drink all day around anyone else but once I got around my wife, she hated the person I was which therefore made me become an asshole towards her. I decided that it was time to give up the sauce (not szechuan, sorry folks, sold out here in the bay area). My marriage is in one of the best places it has ever been. Mostly because I'm not coming home drunk and acting like a jerk (never put my hands on her for those of you thinking the worst) or causing her to relive my drunk moments when she sees me drinking. It is probably one of the best decisions I've made. My friends and family still drink around me and I have finally realized that the sauce is not what makes a good time, it is your perception and what you can make of it. Cheers. Trolli Squirt ????
PaddyMaguire
I think you pretty much have to be an ass to start with to turn into an asshole. Everyone blames the bottle...
LarfleezePlz
DonDraperSC
Lisbondizzlewood
When u quit da sauce u holy, next in line da sour ass trolli! Keep it up champ! We r rootin 4 ya!
DonDraperSC
Thank you!
Galfronon
Being an alcoholic is pretty much what you described.
DonDraperSC
Well then...
youknowyouwanttoseeit
So, what exactly is in that cup?
DonDraperSC
Sour eggs and squirt! It was random, I love those eggs and just decided to throw it inside my drink.
igreatlydislikechickens
Sour gummy worms and Squirt soda.
Galfronon
Ah, I've never heard of Squirt soda before, I was thinking of something completely different when @op said squirt in the other reply here.
igreatlydislikechickens
Ha yeah I could see that coming when I read the post. Squirt is one of my favorites.
youknowyouwanttoseeit
Which squirt?