This happened. True story.

Dec 2, 2011 1:50 AM

electricwizard

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This happened. True story.

crispexops

Sasha Grey reads to kindergarteners.

14 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 6

punchinbabiesbrb

I'm pretty sure, thanks to imgur, that I am the only female who watches porn.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

meluvgeckos

Can't chew it over with Twix.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TransverseHomoclinicPoint

Uh oh Spaghettios

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

saxicolous

fact: your girl has security issues if she gets jealous of a porn star... unless that porn star lives next door to you

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tangowolf

@frostyTunak I have never WATCHED porn. But I have jilled off from reading trashy romance novels. I smash atoms by trade.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

soloruler

Suddenly, get into a relationship with someone who doesn't criticize you for what every guy (yes, even your grandfather) has done.

14 years ago | Likes 342 Dislikes 15

Weewing

*everyone

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

awo89

@ineedcheesecake......does the tinman have a sheet metal cock?

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TheNutz

Saw thumbnail and was like oh...Eva Angelina FML

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

beardochris

incognito mode couldn't help him

14 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

relevantusernamegoeshere

made this up. true story.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

launch

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

14 years ago | Likes 708 Dislikes 4

Benniedy

Your comment made this

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kopar

I had this happen once. Was alone. Forever alone.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SamuelClemens

@JustAbear

14 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

mackenziesticks

@hallsteel36 and looked great in all three

14 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

SexandViolence

I hate it when the porn stash it hidden from me! I would share with you, you bastard!

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yourcatupvotesme

as a girl..I wouldn't have gotten mad at him..

14 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

EasterGunny

But when im sleeping on the couch I can hear that vibrator a mile away. Touche'

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Awesomeo4000

As a girl that loves Eva Angelina, I would have said the same thing!

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

methistopholes

Remember ladies: If he's home fapping he's not out boning your sister. Support the arts.

14 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

mattg43

I recognized her from the thumbnail, is that bad?

14 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

slsaylor

There are two types of people in this world. Those who watch porn and those who lie about it.

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ladysang

That's happened to me. My boyfriend was NOT pissed when he found my porn stash.

14 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

JordanDavis

Suddenly he gets the silent treatment and sleeps on couch

14 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 14

carbondate

My brother in-law pretends not to watch porn and my sister pretends not to know. It works for them.

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SoaringMuse

Deja vu O_O

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nytmare

I give my girlfriend that look when she recognizes porn stars too.

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0