It took almost two years but I accomplished something I once thought impossible

Jan 13, 2015 6:24 PM

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It took almost two years but I accomplished something I once thought impossible

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I'm actually kinda impressed +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you still chewed on it. You lose points for that.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I totally thought that was filled with jizz... i have been on the internet to long today

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

99/100 would lost the pen, so its still quite an accomplishment.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

K.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

Must've been draining.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do so many of you have this problem? I go through pens all the time.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i empty one of those a month at work...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i thought it was a stripper pole at first from the thumbnail

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

learned how to write? finally pulled the pen outa your ass? what?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it really that hard? I burned through like 3 pens per semester in college. I don't have money to be replacing them. Gotta use them up

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how does this take long, i finish one of these in 2 weeks

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

.....Ur a dirty liar

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mathematician here-- I usually go through four to six a year o.o

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I usually go through about three or four a year. Of course, I do nothing but sign my name to papers all day...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/8zcb2U7 New pen compared to the one I started at the beginning of term- last week Monday

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a doctor in a public hospital in a third world country, even the expensive ballpens get used up really fast, like a week or so.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

op poured the ink down the sink and washed the pen out

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought this was a crack pipe at first glance.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a crack pipe at first whoops

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

me too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anythings a crack pipe if you're desperate enough.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anthings a dildo if you're brave enough

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mr. White?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could be... Recycling!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never even seen an empty bic pen before

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thought it was a crack pipe at first then scrolled down.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so I'm not the only one

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it's the little things in life hey?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cant belive people cant finish pens im a jerk i dont lend out pens so they dont get stolen and i finish a pen in a month

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn...and here I am losing all my pens before they're even 10% depleted.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats OP. I remember when it went in there!

11 years ago | Likes 565 Dislikes 3

Fell on it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice tits

11 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

I thought this was gonna be the pic with 4 empty pens like this. I was disappointed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't un-see this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice noods

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

commenting for a thing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sure hope it helped him pass. . . the test he was taking.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean.... doing this at work is not safe so....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...How?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surgical mistake.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, they left it in accidentally?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. It happens sometimes. Not very often, but everyone makes mistakes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A pen? Or is it actually something else?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't quite figure out what the subject of this image is. Any help?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

X-Ray of a human torso with a pen lodged somewhere in the middle.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Even knowing it's a joke now, I don't get it, sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We need to have a sarcasm option in text formatting :P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

it is a pen in someone's corpus most likely entered through the exit

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 15

the pen is up someones asshole, what dont you get about it?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At first I thought it was a crack pipe and it took 2 years for you to stop smoking lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not losing the pen after the first day is an accomplishment already

11 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 2

Yeah school started last week and I've lost 3 pencils already

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having someone steal the pen* I refuse to believe it's my fault that all my pens go missing

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There's probably a tiny monkey living in your wall that's stealing them all. http://media.giphy.com/media/GDEBHSb7Xm9wY/giphy.gif

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That name +1 I wish I could give a second for the community reference but alas...I cannot...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drained of ink, no pen cap, chewed a bit... 2.7/10.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember that movie The Faculty?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should order a new one at penisland.net

11 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 3

Penis Land?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

Pen island

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Oh god I accidentally when to penisland (dot) com and I suggest not doing that unless you want tons of malware.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

And dicks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.net is actually about pens. Dead serious. If you do .net it's pens with dick puns.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

dat FAQ

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your pen is our business!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And don't forget to sign up for your pen15 membership!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take (un)fortunate domain names for 200 Alex.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me too long to realize it's Pen Island and not Pen Is Land

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pen Is Lava.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its not penis land? :(

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what the government wants you to think

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I copied and pasted it as soon as i realized what i was getting into.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

safe: http://penisland.net/files/headerlogo240.jpg check the logo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or if you need some emotional help saying goodbye, I'd recommend therapistinabox.com

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

That look around

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

d-did it just jump onto the bird?... IT'S A-ME! OWLIO!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i really should learn to read usernames.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

its pretty easy. I generally use English pronunciation, and then just sound em out.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But you have to memorize all the different letters. There are so many of them!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just added a bit of much needed context. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck off. Get a life...im drunk. ..its Tuesday

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Get a life is actually pretty funny since @IrrelevantGIF is a bot.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

really? Ive always upvoted thinking he was my hero :( how do you know?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

actually I thought I read that on their page once but I guess that was just @RepostStatistics. Hmmm....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rekt

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote IrrelevantGIF!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

irrelevant comment: whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Irrelevant upvote: +1

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

whale oil beef hooked.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ANOTHER!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey @IrrelevantGIF can i has one moar please?

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 5

You're a gdamn hero

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

You're gdamn right

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

=D

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

==D

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit man!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0